Chapter 8:LOVEHOLIC

"O.M.Gosh!Deidara is alive?Really?"Tobi screamed as Hidan told him the great news.Tobi ran from his room to the riverbank where Sasori and Lili were.He saw Deidara in Sasoris hand and jumped for joy."Deidara-sempai,Deidara-sempai!"Deidara looked over at Tobi and smiled a little bit.He was still in so much pain from the dream and from holding his breath for that long."Ummm,Tobi,can you please?"Sasori said,motioning his head to Tobi to make him back up.And,Tobi did.Sasori walked Deidara into the room they shared.Sasori laid Deidara onto his bed.Deidara looked up at Sasori and smiled.Sasori smiled back."Thank you,Sasori-danna,yeah..."Deidara said before falling asleep.Sasori stared at Deidara as he drifted off into a deep sleep.Sasori walked out of the room,and found everyone at the door,staring in disbelief."So,is it true?"asked Tobi,peering into the room once again.Sasori pushed his head out of the way,and slammed the door behind him.He walked furiously out of the room."What's got bees in his underpants?"Tobi said before following everyone else to see where Sasori was going.Sasori stepped in front of Sir Leaders office,then,he furiously pounded on the door."Come-"Sir Leader was about to talk,but Sasori busted in the room.Sasori went over to the Leaders desk and pounded his fists on the desk.Startled,Sir Leader looked up at Sasori,who glared at him evily."WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM,EH?WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO DEIDARA?!"Sasori yelled at the Leader.Then,Sir Leader started to laugh.Then he laughed even harder,then harder.Sasori got really mad.He grabbed Sir Leader by the collar and pulled him close to his face."This isn't funny..."Sasori grumbled.Then,Sir Leader got a straight face.He looked at Sasori and cleared his throat."WELL,OF COUSRE IT IS!"Sasori slumped back into one of the three chairs in front of Sir leader's desk.Sir Leader recovered from his laughter and looked at Sasori with a serious face."So,Lili told you our little secret,did she?Well,since you know that was all just to prove Deidara's strength,you shouldn't get mad.He's an S-class criminal,don't you think he can stand on his own?"Sasori sat up."No!And especially when he's mad at me!He's gets real weak at that point because he uses up all his chakra to get his anger out,and becomes very,very fragile!"Sasori yelled,slumping back down.Rei looked at Sasori and then looked at his desk."Well,now that that's over,can you go so I can do my work?"Sasori glared at the leader,but got up and walked towards the door.When he came out,he saw Lili walking out of the room.Sasori ran over to her and stepped right in front of her."Where are you going?What about-"Sasori was about to finish until Lili put a finger to his lips."Shhhhhhhhhhhhh,not another word from you.I'm going to the store,I'll be back in 5 days."Lili took her finger from Sasori's lips and started to walk away.Sasori stepped in front of her before she got to the front door."What do you mean five days?I can't live without you for five days!"Lili smirked and placed a hand on Sasori's shoulder.?"Don't worry,you can take care of Deidara for just five days,RIGHT?!"Sasori stepped out of her way and moved to the side."But..but I'm not letting you go to Konoha alone."Sasori said,crossing his arms."Who said I was going to Konaha?"Lili said,looking around.Sasori opened his eyes and looked down at Lili."You mean your going somewhere else?"Lili nodded.Sasori raised a brow."Where to?And with who?"Lili sighed at all the questions thrown at her."I'm going to your hometown and with Itachi."Lili walked past Sasori and Sasori stared in shock."Oh,no!You are not going with that..that pervert!"Lili backed up and faced Sasori."Atleast he's not Jiraiya!"Sasori questioned Lili until Itachi came in the room."Are you ready yet,Lili?"Lili looked at Itachi and then at Sasori."YES!THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME!!"Lili ran and jumped into Itachi's arms.Itachi gasped and carried Lili into the Leader's office to check out.Sasori stared at Lili and Itachi as they ran from him.Then,Sasori heard a thump coming from his room."Oh-no!Deidara!"Sasori ran into his room to find Deidara on the floor,rolling went over and bent down next to Deidara."Deidara,what's wro-uh?"Sasori stopped to see Deidara was still asleep.He was rolling around...in his sleep?"Ummmmm,Deidara?Deidara?"Sasori shook Deidara until Deidara popped his eyes open.He smiled and got out of the blankets."How long was I asleep,yeah?"Deidara looked at his partner with wide,baby blueish eyes.Sasori smiled."4 hours only."Deidara yawned and looked around."Where's Lili,yeah?"Deidara looked around the room again."Oh,her.She went with 'Itachi'."Sasori said in a mocking tone.Deidara got up and ran for the door.When he came back from the little Villian's room,he saw Sasori looking at his clay structures."Do you like 'em,yeah?"Deidara said,fumbling with his cloak.Sasori looked over at Deidara and smiled."Yeah,there're awesome."Sasori said,and walked over to Deidara.Over the last year,Sasori has grown taller than Deidara,about 3 inches.So,he's now as tall as Itachi.Lili is a little shorter than Deidara,she's 5"4 and Deidara is about 5"8.Deidara looked up at his partner and smiled innocently."So,what do you want to do today,Sasori-danna,yeah?"Deidara said,and Sasori rubbed his chin thoughtfully.Then,Kisame came in and slapped Deidara in the back of the head.Deidara fell onto Sasori when that happened."OW!!What was that for Kisame-san,yeah?"Deidara asked,rubbing the back of his head.He looked over and saw Sasori rubbing his head,too."I...I keeeeeeeeeeeel...you..."Kisame said,trudging towards Deidara.Deidara rolled his eyes and looked at Sasori again."What did I do this time?"Deidara singsonged.Kisame looked at Sasori then back at Deidara."You left your bird..under my pillow...and blew off the back of my hair!"Kisame yelled,turning around and showing a enormous bald-spot.Deidara and Sasori tried their best to keep in their laughter.Kisame turned around and glared at Deidara.Deidara stopped and looked at Kisame.Then,Kisame stormed out of the room.Sasori looked at Deidara,and started laughing really loud."HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"Sasori held his stomach while laughing.

11:17 p.m

Sasori was relaxing on his bed,when he saw a shadow passing his head.He looked up and saw Deidara there,drying off his long,blonde hair.He was weaing a towel only,seems he just came out of the shower.Sasori stared at him while he put his hair in the casual ponytail he always wears.When he slipped off his towel,Sasori hid his face in his pillow.Why the heck am I looking at Deidara getting dress for?Sasori thought to himself.When he turned around,Deidara was in his black pants,but he had no shirt.Sasori wondered why he put on his clothes when it was time for bed,even though the Akatsuki didn't have a bedtime,this was Deidara's usual bedtime.He slipped on his shirt and went out the door quietly.Sasori followed him and saw he was headed for the river bank.When they got there,Deidara started practicing his fighting skills.And Sasori had to admit,he was really good.At about 4:34,Deidara plopped to the ground.He must be tired after practicing for more than 5 hours.Sasori walked over to Deidara and helped him get up.Deidara was surprised to see Sasori there."What are you doing here,yeah?"Deidara asked,as him and Sasori walked back to the hideout."I followed you here,you're really good."Sasori said,Deidara admiring his words.Sasori stopped walking and looked over to Deidara."How about you fight me?You know,just for training."Deidara stopped to and looked over at Sasori,frightened."No,way,you're going to kill me ,yeah!"Deidara yelled.Sasori just smirked and started walking again."Come on,you're probably a little stronger than me.I mean,you've become very.."Sasori stopped and Deidara stopped with him.At once,Sasori grabbed Deidara by the arm and flipped him over.Deidara landed flat on his back.Deidara landed real hard with an Humph."Wh-what was that for Sasori-danna,yeah?"Deidara complained,rubbing his back.Sasori leaned closer to him and helped him up."Your reactions are like a turtles,not a cat,that's bad.So,you need to practice with me..or I'll kill you."