God, these names are really hard to read. Renji should brush up on his handwriting. And spelling. And just about everything else.

I squint down at the names again.


Grimjowws "Too-Kill" Liste
Bye: Renji the Great :D

Sheenji Hirako with the smile like Nnoitra's "IMA GROPE YOO NOW" face
That lesbo chick
Orihime Boobalicious Inoue
The junior hottie that Shuu likes
Some tiger-guy witth a braid named Gigi
The tiger-guy's cosin who is the most ridiculously gay dude ive ever scene
Looppi (the tranny)
The stoner dude with some funny name like Zomurphy
The girl that digs your mom who beat me up once named Soy Sauce or something
Halli's three bitch faces.
Yylfordt, the dude with nice hair that I hate

PS You better give me a Pop Tart for this or sumthing


This guy never ceases to amaze me.

I shove the crappy yet important paper into my back pocket and stretch my arms up over my head.

I guess I better go find out what Ulquiorra thinks that I should do now that I know who I have to murde- uh, I mean persuade to keep quiet.

As I cruise down the hallway in the general direction of Ulquiorra's locker, I remember our awkward little incident before first period.

I feel the blood rush to my cheeks. Dammit, now I'm blushing like some lovestruck whore watching The Notebook.

Which was a really good movie, by the way.

I yawn as I turn a corner. I hope that he doesn't take the whole thing too personally. I mean, sure, I was kinda half-naked, and I did kinda come onto him, but at least I didn't cup-check him or anything. In my defense, it could have been WAY worse. Like, worse in a sexual aspect. Which wouldn't be too bad…

I stop myself before my thoughts wander too far away. Yeah, let's not think about screwing Ulquiorra up against the sinks of the boys' bathroom. Which just so happens to be just a few lockers away from me right now. I wonder if the sinks are comfortable.

I pull myself from my deep contemplation on whether or not the school should invest more money in fluffy sinks when I see a certain gothic teenager putting his science book into his orderly locker.

"Oi, Ulquiorra!" I greet him.

He snaps around at the mention of his name and quickly pulls up a bored expression when he realizes that it's just me.

"Hello, trash," he addresses me curtly. I can just feel the warmth radiating off this guy. I could cook a motherfuckin' s'more on it.

I pout and lean up on the wall next to him. "Aww, you still doting on what happened this morning, Ulqui? I wasn't being serious."

He looks up at me dully. "I am aware of that, trash. Now, if you have no other business with me, please go away."

I prepare to shoot back some witty comment with some hidden sexual innuendo when I make the mistake of looking directly into his eyes. The words die in my throat.

His eyes are so… captivating. I could just drown in their shiny jade depths. I mean, I know that I sound ridiculously stupid right now, but there was just something about them… it made me wanna… lean down and…

…uh, err, RIP THEM OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS AND SMASH THEM AGAINST THE GROUND RELENTLESSLY. THEN SPIT ON THEM. AND SLAP THEM. AND, UH, CALL THEIR MOTHERS OVERWEIGHT. SO HA.

Yeah… whatever.

In my musings, Ulquiorra tilted his head sideways in an inquisitive manner.

Oh god, that was so cute…

…NO, DON'T THINK LIKE THAT, PRETEND THAT…

…Ah, you know what? Fuck this. Sure, it was cute. And he has pretty eyes. And a nice ass. So what? It doesn't mean that I'm gay for him or anything. They're just casual observations. No more denial; if I think something, I'm gonna think it with all my brain! Or with all my heart. Or something like that.

The point is that from here on out, any and all even remotely sexual thoughts about ANYONE will be enjoyed to the fullest. Hell yes.

I start as Ulquiorra jabs me in the chest.

"Grimmjow," he deadpans.

"Huh, yeah?" I respond stupidly.

His eyes wander downwards then quickly shoot back up.

"What is… that?" he asks, pointing to my lower abdominal regions.

"Uh, what?"

I look down.

Oh, that. Why, hello there. How did you get so big all of a sudden, penis? You better shrink back to normal size before my pale friend here chops you off.

After staring down at the bulge in my pants in slight disbelief and slight acknowledgement, I look back at the boy standing before me.

"That, Ulquiorra, would be my extremely prominent erection," I inform him as I motion to my dick.

He stares down for a bit more before closing his eyes and shaking his head.

"Like what you see?" I leer.

"Shut up, trash."

He started to push past me in order to get to the music rooms behind me.

"Wait!" I cry out. "There's actually something that I need to ask you about!"

He hesitates for a moment, then draws to a stop.

"What is it, Grimmjow?" he sighs.

I pull the list from my pocket and toss it over to him. "Renji made that for me during first period. It's the list of people who know."

Ulquiorra examines the paper. After a moment, he looks back up at me.

"It's hard to read, but it will do. The people you need to silence are Shinji Hirako, the senior, Chizuru Honsho, in our year, Orihime Inoue, also in our year, Rangiku Matsumoto, a junior, Ggio Vega, a freshman, Charlotte Cuulhorne, a sophomore, Luppi Antenor, a freshman, Zommari Leroux, a senior, Soi Fon, a sophomore, Franceska Mila Rose, Emilou Apache, Cyan Sun-Sung, Tia's three freshman friends, and Ylforte Grantz, a sophomore. There are some that you can threaten, some that you can bribe, and some that you can persuade through…"

He trails off, coughing a little and looking away from me.

"…Sexual means. I do hope that you won't find any of this too difficult. The threatening and sexing are up to you to go about. I will, however, aid you on any bribes you make," he finishes.

My face lights up. Sex and violence! Sweetcakes.

"Okay, so which person fits which category?" I ask.

Ulquiorra looks thoughtful for a moment, then pulls out a green pen and scribbles onto Renji's list. He hands it back to me, now with little abbreviations by each name.


Grimjowws "Too-Kill" Liste
Bye: Renji the Great :D

Sheenji Hirako with the smile like Nnoitra's "IMA GROPE YOO NOW" face-Br.
That lesbo chick-Br.
Orihime Boobalicious Inoue-Br.
The junior hottie that Shuu likes-Sx.
Some tiger-guy witth a braid name Gigi-Thr.
The tiger-guy's cosin who is the most ridiculously gay dude ive ever scene-Thr. or Sx.
Looppi (the tranny)-Thr. or Sx.
The stoner dude with some funny name like Zomurphy-Br.
The girl that digs your mom who beat me up once named Soy Sauce or something-Br.
Halli's three bitch faces-Thr. or ask Halibel
Yylfordt, the dude with nice hair that I hate-Thr.

Bribe is Br.
Sex is Sx.
Threaten is Thr.
Just in case you didn't know, dipshit.

PS You better give me a Pop Tart for this or sumthing


Aww, minimal sex. That's too bad.

When I'm done reading over the list, Ulquiorra is gone.

That little shit.

Eyeing the clock, I deem it wise to race to class as fast as my sexy legs can carry me.

I guess that I should start with the threats. Ulquiorra should pull through with the bribes.

It may be kinda difficult to threaten people in groups. I should really get some buddies to help me out.

It would be like a gang fight. Or massacre. But probably a fight. Maybe.

Well, Finance is next anyways. Ukitake won't mind me not paying attention anyways. Time to recruit some hitmen.

I run through the labyrinth of lockers, leaping over some stray textbooks and chairs strewn across the hallways.

I've learned over the past few days that bursting into classrooms unannounced right before the bell rings with my stomach completely exposed brings in a lot of stares. I should probably stop doing that.

Ignoring all the eyes on me, because yes, I did burst through the door again, I button up my shirt and stride over to my hubbies in the back of the room.

'Cause cool kids sit in the back. Fuck yeah.

"Yo, Kit-Kat, what's up?" Nnoitra calls out.

He's surrounded by a few others. There's Tesla, Ichigo, Shiro, Ggio, and Ylforte.

My eyes lock on Ylforte and Ggio.

Cue devious smirk here. Let the silencing begin.