Disclaimer: Other chapters

Benjamin: Wow, what an awesome trip!

Kikia: ORLANDO RULES!

Samantha: Interesting…

Benjamin: What's interesting?

Samantha: The fact that Kikia had a dream about you cutting your hair off and then spiking it up.

Benjamin: OO

Kikia: SAMANTHA!

Samantha: What?

Kikia: You weren't suppose to say that!

Samantha: Well, technically it's not my fault. You're the one who's having dreams about Benjamin cutting his hair and talking and stuff!

Kikia: GRRR DIE BITCH!

Benjamin: NOOOOOO!


'Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyways? The show where everything is made up and the points don't matter! That's right; they don't matter like Lauri's love of Crows! Let's meet our contestants!' Demetree said from behind the desk. ((Hey, being formal is fun! Right Damin? Demetree: NO))

'The only thing in life I enjoy is fucking Joey – Tristan Taylor!'

'I make the men smile as I walk down the street – Benjamin Higgins!'

'Where's Maxie? – Seto Kaiba!'

'Ha ha, my sister is better looking then you – Kikia's older brother, Lauri Ylönen!'

'The first game that we're going to play is called Party Quirks! This is for all of you. Lauri is hosting a party and you're all invited! Ohh yeah, be careful of the accent, it's lethal!' Damin said. Lauri shot a look at Damin.

((Translated from Kikia are Lauri's words so you can all understand him))

'Well, can't wait for this party to start… yeah, party to start…' Lauri said. Doorbell

'Wonder who that is?' Lauri asked, opening the door. In walked Seto, jumping up and down. 'Hello there…' Lauri said. Doorbell

'Wonder who that could be?' Lauri asked, going over to the door. In walked Benjamin. Benjamin looked around like he was using a magnifying glass. Doorbell

'Come in' Lauri said. In walked Tristan. 'Him him' He said. Lauri raised his eyebrow. 'Okay there… let's party!' Lauri said. Buzzer

'Lauri, who were they?' Damin asked.

'Umm… Seto was a Kangaroo?' Lauri asked.

'Shit' Seto said, sitting down.

'Benjamin was Sherlock Holmes?' Lauri asked.

'On' Benjamin sighed, sitting down.

'And Tristan was the Queen of England?' Lauri asked again.

'Nuts' Tristan said. Everyone roared with laughter. (If you don't get it, Look at Seto's response, then Benjamin's)

'Alright, next game is called Scenes from a Hat!' Damin said. 'First scene… What Lauri wants to do to Eero Heinonen'

Seto walks up. 'Fuck me Eero' Buzzer

Benjamin walks up. 'Wanna dress up as girls?' Buzzer

Tristan walks up. 'Let's go shopping! And then we can get tans!' Buzzer

'What Seto would say if he was a girl' Damin laughed.

Lauri walked up. 'I should fuck Joey…' Buzzer

Tristan walked up. 'Which dress should I wear today?' Buzzer

Benjamin walked up. 'Oh no, split ends!' Buzzer

'Things to do while shopping with Benjamin!' Damin laughed.

Seto stepped up. 'Sneak away…must…sneak…away…' Buzzer

Lauri stepped up. 'RUN!' Buzzer

Tristan stepped up and fell onto the floor. Buzzer

'Ok, next game is…' Damin said.

'Hey, I thought we were suppose to get points!' Lauri yelled. Damin growled.

'Shit, I thought I could get away with it!' Damin said. 'Alright, everyone but Seto gets fifty points' He said. 'WHAT? FIFTY! THAT'S AN OUTRAGE!' Lauri yelled. Benjamin sipped his water. Seto and Tristan enjoys a conversation while Lauri and Damin fought. 'I WILL TAKE YOU TO COURT!' Lauri yelled. 'How can you if I'm imaginary?' Damin asked. Lauri started laughing. 'Shit… I got bird boy laughing!' Damin said as they cut to commercials.

Commercials, gotta love them.


Tired of that stain on the carpet that looks like bird shit? To bad we can't help you. Did you really think that we could help you with that?

Get a crow exterminator! We want those birds extinct! (That's a pun to Lauri; he owns a pet crow named Omen)

Guess who wrote that Benjamin sucks ass?

Commercials are over :(


'Hey, where did Lauri and Damin go?' Benjamin asked. It seemed that Lauri and Damin left during the commercials and haven't returned yet. 'I heard they were back stage fighting. Damin won't come out of the janitors closet and Lauri won't come out of where ever he's hiding…good riddance' Seto said, taking a sip of water. 'Come on Tristan, let's go find them!' Benjamin said. Tristan nodded and got up, following Benjamin back stage. Outside the Janitor's closet was Tyler, trying to get Damin out of the closet. 'Damin, come out, please?' Benjamin asked. 'NO' Damin yelled. 'Tristan, stay here and try and help Tyler, I'll find Lauri' Benjamin said. 'Shit 'Tristan said. Benjamin walked off.

'Lauri! Where are you?' Benjamin asked. There was no sound. 'Lauri? I'll give you a feather!' Benjamin said. No sound. 'I'll kill Omen' No sound. 'I'll buy your cd!' Lauri jumped down from the rafters. 'Alright, let's go!' HE said. Benjamin and Lauri walked out onto stage. 'OHH MY GOD THEY KILLED SETO!" Benjamin yelled, looking at Seto's ravaged corpse. 'YOU BASTERDS!' Lauri yelled. Eero Heinonen jumped onto the stage and glomped Lauri. 'LAURI!' He smiled 'EERO!' Lauri smiled.

'This is a complete disaster' Benjamin sighed.


Kikia: Wow…they killed Seto… Why didn't he come to "Heaven" afterwards?

Lauri: Because he went to hell!

Kikia: Yay!

Benjamin: Why was Lauri in this?

Kikia: Because he had a talk about it and since there's no more Baka-Rai we needed a replacement for him!

Benjamin: Why didn't you use Kenny?

Lauri: Because I killed him

-Kikia is sobbing over Kenny-

Lauri: Grow up and act your age Kikia

Kikia: I am acting fourteen and a half!

Benjamin: SO? I'm nearly sixteen and you don't see me crying over Samantha… Hey, where is she? Samantha? SAMANTHA! -stars crying-

Lauri: Benjamin, act fifteen for once!

Eero: Come on Lauri, let's go.

Lauri: AWWWWWW do we have to?

Aki: Yes we do

R&R please… DEATH TO BENJAMIN!

UP WITH CROWS!

DOWN WITH FUNKYTOWN!