Disclaimer: the only thing I own right now is my embarrassment.

Yea, no I was talking about you B. Silverbow…mannnn that's so not cool of me. Well, E's kinda look like B's okay? That's my defense….stupid alphabet. Sad thing is that I was proud that I didn't have to internet it because my internet sucks ass….I'm so awkward! I feel like a mega douche.

Thank you! I need a new friggin chapter to read….I can probably recite the damn thing.

And it's not like I have party's all the time…..well I have them at my house, or more like my friends come over with alcohol and shit just happens. I don't drink though, I only smoke and that's rare.

I'm assuming you're talking about Bella, Hank. Ummm, I'm not gunna lie, most of her personality comes from me…I'm one of those authors! Although, her appearance is nothing like mine except for the tan….she is just a projection of what I'd like to look like…

-whispers- I'm really 5'4"….and have size 11 shoes….you'd think I'd be taller. But no I look like a short motherfucking clown, specially when I wear converse ….you'd think it'd help with balance, it doesn't though.

Chapter 8: People.

"Rosalie! Your being a backseat driver!"

"I'm not in the back seat Alice! Just go around them!"

"I can't! There's a freakin' accident Rose. What am I supposed to do? Fly?"

Gah…yelling vampires are not cool at all, especially when I can hear a Nat flying a mile away.

"For the love of all that is good, will you two shut up? My ears are bleeding and then re-healing…it hurts. Rose, we can't get around them yet and Alice, be nicer to your sister." I was currently sitting on the middle hump in the back of the sports car, my hands reaching out I grabbed each of the sister's shoulders in a friendly gesture.

We had kept up the steady speed of 120 mph when Alice suddenly groaned from her visions and before I could ask what she was upset about we came upon a four car accident. This was probably gunna take a while too by the looks of it.

Both Alice and Rosalie turned to glare at my parenting style, Alice finally smirked and Rosalie kindly shrugged my hand off her shoulder.

"Geez, ya'll act like children sometimes instead of mature vampires." I liked it to be honest, this meant they aren't all gunna be freaky and strict or something.

"You didn't just say that did you? Bella you and Carlisle are around the same age give or take a few…" Rosalie just let her statement hang in the air until my brain reached out, grabbed it and stuffed it into itself…I'm old!

"Huh." My stomach pushed in and my body jerked as I made my award winning response.

"Yea, I'm just under half that age. And Rosalie is younger than me."

Oh, wow I am old. Mannn I'ma feel like a cradle robber…IF, IF her and I were to somehow end up together…..pppppbbthhh naw, more like when, fuck if. It'll happen.

"Yea, and I'm the one who's speaking logic am I not?"

"No, no your not. Alice pull over we'll just run, let's see if Bella here can keep up."

"What about everything we're going to buy?" Pulling over to the side of the road, Alice looked over to Rosalie waiting for an answer.

"I have an idea, don't worry." Rosalie's eyes showed up in the review mirror looking at me…not good.

"Okay!" Of course Alice would just go along with the flow and agree, I indirectly blame her.

Alice jumped out shutting her door as she did so, gracefully she walked over to Rosalie's side of the car and waited for us to do the same. Rosalie's seat flipped up, letting me heave myself out of the cramped space, stretching towards the sky some joints popped in contentment towards the freedom granted to them.

Rosalie started walking into the thick foliage that started a few feet from the side of the road where the Porsche sat, Alice turned away from me to follow Rosalie but, not before winking at me. Still, not totally understanding I followed them, I wasn't exactly paying attention when they we're talking. Alice was much more interesting think about than my impending doom.

"Can we just leave your car there? What if something happens?" I felt bad for the little car. All alone in a strange place.

"She'll be fine, B. She has the best security system ever, besides we're far enough from the wreck that I don't think it'll be a problem." We we're walking farther into the forest now, Alice walking backwards to talk to me, she quickly turned around when Rosalie stopped to face me.

"Okay, we're gunna run in that direction towards the mall. When you start hearing people, stop and then walk out at a human pace….well if you can even run like us that is, if not Alice will carry you."

I laughed….that was just ridiculous, I'm sorry but really? Alice 4'10" …..carrying me? A 6' person.

"Yea, let's hope I can run. Sorry, Ali that's just too weird to picture." I didn't want to hurt her feeling but, for one my pride just did not like that idea at all and two I'm pretty sure I'd never live my embarrassment down.

Alice just nodded, she looked a little put out but, I caught some understanding in her eyes. One of the main reasons I liked her, she understood.

"Let's go!" Rosalie commanded and flashed away, Alice following close behind her.

"Well, I guess I should go now." I pushed off my right foot, kicking dirt into the humid air.

Yea, I wasn't that fast….I mean I could probably out run a human easy, a vampire? Not so much, I could still see them but, I wasn't getting any closer to actually catching up to them. Alice was looking behind her and started to slow down…..

NuHuh…you ain't gunna carry me! If anything, I'ma carry you!

I jumped into the air, flying full speed at a giant tree, flinging my claws out I stabbed them into the trunk. Crouching down I pushed off my feet blades and took my hands out reaching out to sink them into the tree again, I repeated the process until I was fairly high in the giant plant and sprung off into the forest, passing by tree after tree at an alarming rate. Soon I was passing Rosalie and Alice, who we're staring at me in the trees like I was a bald big foot or something.

Using my blades I grabbed tree branches swinging under and around them, using the momentum to push off them, snapping some of them in the process. Oops.

"But Mom!" I heard an unfamiliar child wail at his mother.

I was getting close I guess, pulling to a halt, I realized I made a mistake….

The momentum I had built over the trip was overpowering on the tree branch I was on, it snapped and down we went.

"Fuck." I'm still falling.

Thunk. "Damnit!" I hit a neighboring branch.

Shink. I tried using my claws to grab ahold of a branch only to miss and actually cut the branch off.

Thunk, thunk. "Gah, Mother Fuck!' Yea, more branches.

I jerked suddenly to a stop, my right hand claws had buried themselves in the trunk of the tree stopping

me about 20 feet from the ground.

Whoosh.

I looked up from where the noise was coming from.

"Fuck my life."

Smack!

"Bella!" Of course Alice and Rosalie would be around to witness my awesome descent.

The tree branch I had cut earlier is now chasing me down towards the ground, trying to beat me at gravity. Fuck you, branch! You cause nothing but, pain upon my body!

I use my right hand to cut the branch in three pieces, the two larger outside pieces fall away towards the sides as I push them with my hands, the small piece stays right above me, mocking me.

Oomphf.

My body slams into the ground, dirt and dust explodes around me and the new formed crater that my body created. I could feel Alice's hands run through my hair, her attempt to catch me falls short. I guess they we're farther away than I thought they were.

Creak. Boosh

Opening my eyes that were shut tightly from the pain of the impact, the small piece of wood that would

have smacked me in the head is now dust, splinters and bits of kindling. Alice's small porcelain like hand is wrapped around the evil timber, smashing it into oblivion. Black eyes look down at me with concerned wrinkles forming on the beautiful white canvas.

"Are you okay?" Kneeling down beside my downed body, a tentative small hand brushes my hair from my cheek, cupping it to examine my face for any harm.

"Ha, yea. I'm good now. Just hurt a bit, nothing I can't heal, Ali. Are you okay?" I sat up cracking my back in relief.

"You worried me. And of course I'm fine. Why wouldn't I be?" Confusion found her face, fading some of the blackness from her eyes.

"Cause ya'll were eating my dust back there pretty bad." A shit eating grin winds around my face, I jump up putting my hands on my hips and lift my head up in a heroic pose.

"More like tree branches, we had to dodge the ones you decided to cut. And you need to work on your strength, half those trees are now ten feet shorter and at an angle. " Rosalie picked a couple of leaves from her hair, huffing.

Alice slapped my shoulder in mock anger. "Idiot!"

Skipping ahead, Alice made her way in the direction of the city, I followed her with Rosalie trailing behind me.

"Sorry, Ali." I didn't want her upset at me, faking or not I just didn't like it.

"It's okay B. Your kind of like Emmett, so I'm used to it." She was walking now as we broke out of the forest and into a back alley of a city.

"Yea, yea. Enough with the apologizes, let's get our stuff and get home." Out walking us Rosalie turns down and out the alleyway, telling us to hurry.

"I thought she loved shopping? What's the hurry?" I looked at Alice who is now walking side by side with me, down the sidewalk towards a huge building that I assume is the mall.

"Emmett, went on a hunting trip early morning and he'll be back when we get home so she's antsy." So, that's where he was, wonder why she didn't go with him? Probably, wanted to shop more than go hunting.

"And no she doesn't like shopping more than being with Emmett or hunting. It's just sometimes we need alone time to reflect and stuff, we have a long life it either gets lonely or a little frustrating being around the same people all the time. And before you ask, their fine. Every couple has their escape time and place."

I raised an eyebrow….

"Are you sure you can't see my future?" Those were basically my questions I wanted answered.

"Nope, you're just predictable." A smug smirk dances across her face.

"Really? How about this then?" I hurriedly reach my head down and plant a soft and simple kiss on the cheek barely grazing her lips.

She suddenly stills and her eyes flicker rapidly until the blackness of her pupils expand throughout the rest of her eyes. Whoa. She brings her hand to the spot my lips touched, a carefree smile pulls at her mouth.

"Come one guys!" A shout from Rosalie breaks our small moment, we resume walking towards the blonde in comfortable silence.

Ugh. It's been forever…

I had a very busy week that pretty much left me all but, dead. Then it took some effort to start writing again.

Seeing how I have a huge ego I thought I'd have more reviews or people requesting I update sooner….my self- esteem died. Ya'll should try to revive it.

Lady Gaga and Nicki Minja should make babies….those would be crazy babies.

LEAVE ME REVIEWS DAMNIT! Please?

And Silverbow, your rubbing your horrible habits off on me…I haven't updated in forever. L.O.L in your face!