Chapter 8: Kasia's POV-Camping Trip
Kaylee and I woke up early the next morning. We were on a mission. Each person had to be pranked, but it would be hard to do if a certain vampire ruined it.
Edward. We both said mentally. Edward? EDWARD!
Finally the vampire in question came out of the tent. We led him a little ways away from the camp before turning to him.
"What do you want?" he asked.
We want you to keep quiet. We thought in response.
"About what?"
You know what.
"The pranks?"
Yeah. Actually you know we could use some help with videotaping them. It could be black mail for your "siblings" later.
The leech considered it.
"Fine. But you have to promise. No pranks on Bella."
Fine. I thought.
But we can on you? Kaylee thought. The leech laughed.
"If you can. I'll be listening." He said, tapping his temple before going back to the tent he was sharing with Bell-bell.
I don't know if he will want to be listening to our thoughts, twin. I thought.
No kidding. They can get pretty bad sometimes. We laughed before going back to the camp.
Everyone was still asleep so we set up on our first prank and everyone's wake up call. After a minute the smell of burning fur filled the air shortly followed by Embry's howls of pain. Kaylee and I rolled around on the floor laughing as Embry ran around the camp trying to put out the flame on his tail. Everyone else came out of their tents quickly, wearing their pajamas and looking around to see what was going on. I could see that Eddie was trying to hold back laughter as everyone started freaking out.
"Water! Go to the creek!" Seth said before suddenly Bananna spoke up.
"Change into you're human form. You won't have a tail then." Embry listened to her and suddenly the smell of burning fur and flesh was gone and Embry laid there naked. It was more than we had been expecting and we howled with laughter. Some of the others were now trying to hold back their laughter too and Embry was glaring at us.
"You two!" he practically growled.
"Uh-oh!" I said.
"We're in trouble!" Kaylee said before we both got up and ran off into the forest. Embry followed for a short time but gave up after awhile so we continued with our pranks. We went back the long way and snatched a bag of a certain leech's clothes and threw them in the river before putting them back. We then sat around the fire pit, as far away from Embry as possible. He still glared at us though as we tried to hold back our laughter again. After we finished eating, the rest of the leeches finally came back and went to go change. Suddenly there was a high pitched scream.
"My clothes! They are destroyed! Who did this?" the petite bloodsucker shrieked.
"You're clothes are destroyed?" Kaylee said, showing off her acting skills. "Who would do such a thing? Clothes are special!"
"Exactly! So who did this?" Alice said, glaring at everyone, Kaylee's acting officially getting us off the hook. Eddie unfortunately looked like he was trying to hold back laughter. "EDWARD!"
"What? No! I swear! It wasn't me!" He said. Unfortunately he was still holding back his laughter, so the mini leech chased him off into the woods. Kaylee and I then burst out laughing, joined in by Quil, Embry, and the E man.
"That was you guys wasn't it?" The E man asked.
"Maybe." We said with evil grins.
"Props dudes. That was awesome. You found her weakness! And you're the first to ever pull a prank on her!"
A few minutes later Alice came back with a grin on her face and Eddie followed close behind, not looking very happy about the fact that he was soaking wet.
"Alice threw me in the creek." He said, annoyed. Everyone but Bell-bell laughed at that one.
Sorry dude! Kaylee and I thought to Eddie.
How did she catch you anyways? I thought. Aren't you supposed to be the fastest?
Eddie looked even more annoyed at that and I don't think he would have answered if Bell-bell hadn't spoken up.
"How on earth did she catch you?"
"I was about to jump the creek and she pounced me." He said with an annoyed huff. We all laughed again. He went and changed into dry clothes as we moved a little ways from the group.
So, shall we continue with our pranks or save the rest for the next two days? I asked.
How about we do the rest of the wolves today? Except Jacob's.
Okay. Oh! Hey. There's Jasper. Shall we?
"So we got Alice and Embry." Kaylee whispered, just loud enough for Japper and no one else could here.
"Yep. And we got everyone else's prank figured out right?" Japper looked like he was listening in now.
"Yep. We are gonna get them good!" we both smirked.
"Especially Japper's. His is really good." I said.
"Shh! Kasia! He's right there!" we both looked at him wide eyed as if we hadn't noticed him before. He pretended as if he hadn't been listening but it was obvious that he had.
Yep. We are gonna get him good. Kaylee thought. I saw Eddie shake his head on the other side of the fire pit.
Don't you dare ruin it! I yelled at him mentally. He sighed and nodded.
After we all finished eating we "discussed" what we were going to do. Some of us wanted to go on a hike but Eddie said that that might be too dangerous for Bananna. I don't think it was just her he was thinking about. We finally decided we were going swimming and changed into our swim suits. As we headed towards the creek, I snuck away and went back to the camp. I pulled out a bag and prepared another prank before going back to the creek. When I got there almost everyone was in the water so I jumped right in, splashing the blond female leech and the mini leech. They squealed, the mini one giggling and the blond one glaring at me.
"Sorry!" I said before turning around and chuckling with Kaylee.
Where did you go? She asked.
Had to take a leak if you don't mind.
Eddie and Bell-bell sat at the edge of the creek with their feet in and Bananna was swimming around with Jakey, Danni, Seth, Quil and Embry. The E man, Japper, Kaylee and I started a game of Marco Polo that everyone in the water soon joined into. After awhile the others got bored of it and the E man and I challenged Japper and Kaylee to a chicken fight.
"Brunettes vs. Blonds! Alright!" Kaylee said. We each got on the leeches' shoulders and not surprisingly, E man and I won. After that we all got out of the water and headed back to camp. I tried desperately not to laugh the whole way back and Eddie looked at me weirdly the whole time.
Get the video camera dude. I said, blocking the thought from my sister. He looked at me weirdly but then we all went in our different tents to get dressed and stuff. I threw on my outfit, trying to ignore the color and couldn't help laughing at the thought of everyone's faces. I heard a lot of confused voices, mostly male and tried to hold back my laughter. Everyone but Kaylee came out and finally I couldn't hold it back. Seeing all the guys in pink made me crack up. Suddenly there was a scream from the changing tent and I couldn't help laughing more.
"NOO! Not pink! Get it away! Get it away!" Kaylee screeched. "Where are my clothes! Where are my jeans?" She came out of the tent then in only her bra and underwear and screamed again when she saw everyone wearing pink. She ran back into the tent and suddenly everyone else started laughing as well.
"What's wrong with pink?" the E man asked. "You know it takes a real man to wear pink." He added, puffing out his chest to show off his pink shirt.
"So where are our clothes?" Jakey asked me.
"What are you talking about?" I asked, trying to hold back my laughter and appear innocent. Apparently it wasn't working.
"KASIA! I want my clothes back!" My sister hollered from the changing tent. I laughed again and ran off into the forest to get everyone's clothes. I came back and the guys and Danni all quickly took their bags and went back into their tents to change. The mini leech and the vain one stayed in their pink dresses.
"I don't know what you are all complaining about." The mini leech said. "Pink isn't really all that bad."
"Yeah. Sure." Bell-bell said, as she went in her tent to change. "Did you have to chose pink?" she asked me.
"Yes actually, I did." I stated matter of factually. Finally I went to the changing tent to give my sister her bag and change into my regular clothes as well.
"I hate you KayKay." She said. "But I have to say… you got me good!" we laughed and then quickly changed out of the hideous color.
It was starting to get late then and we started to build a fire and make dinner. After all of us who needed to eat, ate we started a game of truth or dare that got a little twisted as it usually does when me and my twin are involved. Now for the next prank.
"Hey Danni, you want the rest of my soda?" Kaylee asked. Danni took it hesitantly.
This is gonna be funny! She thought. Eddie looked at us wide eyed and turned back to Danni.
"Wait! Don't!" he said too late. Danni took a big drink of "soda" and spit it out, all over Embry's face.
"What the fuck?" Danni said, glaring at us as we rolled on the floor laughing.
"Is that… werewolf urine?" Seth asked with a disgusted look on his face. We laughed harder, tears rolling down our faces before looking up at Danni. She had that really scary look she got every once in awhile when she got pissed. The saying "if looks could kill" came to mind.
"Oh shit…" Kaylee and I said before running off into the woods.
"You two are so dead!" we heard behind us. We ran off a little further and hung out, getting yet another prank set up. When we figured it was time we went back to the camp to find everyone asleep and all the leeches, well except Eddie, gone. We quickly got what we needed and finished setting up the prank. We then put our serious faces on and went back to the camp. We found Quil still awake and went over to him.
"Quil? We need to tell you something." I said as we sat beside him.
"We just got off the phone with Emily."
"It seems that Claire has had an accident."
"What?" he said, standing up. "What happened? Is she okay?"
"Dude, chill." Kaylee said as we started laughing.
"She just peed her pants." I finished. He glared at us before swiping at us. We ducked but then he tackled me and we all wrestled around for a minute before Kaylee got him in a head lock and I tickled him.
"Okay! Okay!" he said between laughter. "Uncle! Uncle!" we laughed and let go of him. He shook his head at us and then we all went to bed.
The next morning we woke up before the vamps all came back. Everyone was still asleep when the E man and his "mate" came back. We went over to them looking serious and like we were in big trouble.
"Hey E man. Um. We got some bad news." I started off.
"See we wanted to go four wheeling last night and your Jeep was like...perfect."
"Yeah and so we decided to kinda borrow it."
"And we were doing fine, it was an awesome ride dude."
"But then we hit this bump and got some major air."
"And...we kinda...crashed into a tree." My sibling finished. The E man looked horrified. He looked around and saw that his jeep was in fact, not there.
"My baby! Where is she?" he asked, frantic. We pointed towards where we left it and he dashed off. We followed and got there just in time to see him open the door and a big bucket of mud, snakes, frogs, and worms fall on his head. Kaylee and I burst out laughing and were surprised to hear the vain one's laughter as well.
"Damn it. You two got me!" he said after a minute, joining in on the laughter. After we all got done laughing and the E man went to go wash off we went back to the campsite to find everyone waking up. Now here's where the day really started.
Next Chapter: Kaylee's point of view- Camping Trip Part Two
