A.N. I am soooooo sorry! I am such a beast! I am so sorry I haven't updated in forever!
I Don't Remember Inviting You and Define Not Dreaming
I stared out my front door in confusion. I had half an urge to run and hide under my bed. Standing in front of me was a huge group of people. What was this, some sort of party? I'm pretty sure I didn't invite any of them. Their facial expressions all varied. Sam and Seth were in the front with looks on their faces like they were going to castrate me or something. Rachel looked like she was going to punch me. Quil and Embry were holding on to each other to keep themselves from falling over with laughter. Brady and Collin looked like they were at a funeral. Emily was looking disapprovingly at Quil and Embry. Jared looked like he knew something I didn't. Kim was looking nervous and Paul was smirking. Everyone but Leah had showed up. I found myself looking for her. But a growl from the crowd brought them back to my attention.
"Err what the hell are you guys doing here?" Sam growled and I shrunk back. I let out a nervous chuckle.
"Now now Sammie no need to be rash. I'm sorry I had a dream about Leah's boobs!" I screamed like a little girl and cowered with my arms over my head as he lunged. But he never hit me. I looked up to see Emily in front of me with her arms outstretched.
"I will not allow you to harm him!" She shouted theatrically.
"Take my life instead!" I stared at her in shock. What the hell!? I turned to Sam expecting him to be removing her from in front of me but instead he looked like he was considering it. My mouth fell open. Then he lunged and Emily crumpled at my feet. I shrieked but when I looked down she was gone! I whipped my head from side to side. Where was she!? I turned to freak out at Sam but in his place I found a stuffed bear. Everyone had disappeared and there were stuffed bears in all their places.
I ran inside and slammed the door. Just then the house shook. The little Teddy Bears were attacking! I did the only sensible thing. I ran and hid under my bed. I could hear glass shattering and I was convinced I was going to die. I was going to be massacred by teddy Bears! When I was convinced all hope was lost I heard a voice calling my name. I recognized it immediately.
"Leah!" I called. I got up and began running in its direction before I tripped and fell on my face. The world suddenly turned dark.
I woke up to the sound of voices.
"You killed him!"
"Why was he muttering about your boobs!?!"
"Why is he going on about Teddy Bears?"
"Shouldn't he be awake by now?"
"I still want to know why he was muttering about your boobs Leah!"
"Shut up he's waking up!" I slowly opened my eyes to see everyone gathered around me. We were at the cliffs and everyone was dressed like they had been in my funky dream. I sat up.
"What's going on?" Before anyone could answer Sam shouted a question at me.
"Why were you muttering about Leah's boobs when you were unconscious?!"
"I uh had a dream that she flashed me." I was about to stand up and make a run for it when Leah began talking.
"It wasn't a dream. None of it. We thought we'd play a joke on you and then Paul knocked you out because he's stupid." My eyes widened.
"You mean...everything was real?" She nodded. I almost passed out.
"That doesn't explain the boobs!"
"I flashed him. You guys told me to get him to follow me so I flashed him." Sam looked like his head was going to explode and Seth passed out.
"What! Why!? You you didn't have to expose yourself!" Sam spluttered. Leah rolled her eyes.
"I'm leaving." She stood up and began walking away. I got up and followed her.
"Leah!"
"What do you want?" I grinned.
"Well if you didn't have to flash me but you did then the only conclusion I can come to is that you wanted to." Her eyes rolled to stare at the sky.
"Yeah because I totally wanted you to have sick fantasies about my chest."
"Well you know I can't really remember every detail so you know if you showed me again it would really help."
"Nice try." I grinned again.
"I had a feeling you'd say that. So let's compromise." I grabbed her wrist and spun her around. Before she could protest I kissed her. When we broke apart she said:
"I'm still not letting you see my boobs." I grinned and kissed her again. I could wait.
A.N. alright this is the end. Review and tell me what you think!
