Crack Ships: Nordic's Crack Ships

Request by: Me

Warning: Nordic Characters are going to be OOC (Out Of Characters)


We might all have a weird family history. One of them would be the one who can show his pride, another shows his matureness, and another shows his toughness and sweetness... THIS IS NOT ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS! Matthias was opening the fridge and saw it was a mess. This was the third time this week.

"What the fuck?" Matthias asked himself as he looks the inside. Tino was walking downstairs as he sees Matthias glaring at the fridge.

"What's wrong?" Tino asked.

"The fridge is a mess," Matthias reply, "Did you sleepwalk and murder the fridge again?" Tino groans as he looks at Matthias.

"If I murder the fridge, it would have shotgun shells," Tino growled. Matthias just remembers that Tino hasn't had his coffee yet so he kept his mouth quiet. Then there were giggles coming through the hallways as both Tino and Matthias look and saw Lukas with... a sunshine blonde haired girl. Lukas was giggling which was starting to make both Matthias and Tino worry.

"Morning," Matthias started as Lukas stop giggling and looked over at the Dane.

"Morning!" Lukas said with a high pitch voice. Tino pulled out his coffee mug and look over at the girl. Which she just smiled and had golden eyes. That is something not everyone sees daily.

"Who's this?" Tino asked as Lukas wrapped his arms around the female.

"This is Smør," Lukas smiled. Matthias dropped his coffee mug and look at his Norwegian friend.

"WHO BROKE THE CUP!?" Yelled a very pissed off... female? Wait, another female? The female storm into the room and had a strong glare at Matthias. The duo was frozen as they see she had their friend/brother glare.

"... He did!" Mattias pointed at the Fin.

"What?!" Tino yelped as the Swedish male walks in and saw the female pissed off.

"Ikea," Berwald went to her side and held her in his arms, "Did Dane tried to touch you?" Berwald asked the said female. Wait... Why would her name be named after the store?

"No, but he broke the cup you just bought last week," Berwald looks down at the floor to see his Swedish flag mug is now shared. And I think you know what happened next. Right? Okay if not, I'll tell you: Berwald jumped right at Matthias and started to beat the living shit out of him!

Emil walks downstairs with a disappointed look on his face.

"Lukas," Emil started, "Ísskápur left me cold..." Right, when he saw everyone in the kitchen, Tino was still confused and Matthias was already having a bloody nose from Berwald. Lukas turned around as he sees his brother looking lonely.

"She'll be back in an hour or less," Smør replied as she hugs onto Lukas.

"Okay, who's Ísskápur?" Tino asked as Matthias was done for.

"A better question is this... Did you three bought stripers last night and named them after object?" Matthias asked as he held his nose upright. The trio glares at Matthias and the two girls were confused.

"YOU PERVERT!" Yelled out the trio and went to kill the Dane. Tino was just standing there with a cup of coffee and looks at the two girls. Looking at Ikea... she was wearing a bright yellow shirt and deep blue sweatpants. But something under those large cloths seems to be something kinky. Smør wore Lukas purple sailor dress shirt and wore no pants... but Tino tried not to see the purple and black lingers under there.

"So..." Tino started to ask them, "What's going on?" The door open as every face over to the living room and saw a girl with Emil's white dress shirt on and white dress pants. Her hair was even white. And with her, she carried three bags and look at Emil.

"Emil," The girl started to ask shyly, "Where should I put these?" Emil walks over and took the bags from her.

"I'll take care of them, you and the others should wash up after... ya know," Emil blushed as he remembers the event happened. The girl nod and Ikea and Smør went upstairs with the girl. Emil went to the fridge and place the food inside.

"Can someone explain what's going on here?" Tino asked.

"Right," Lukas said as he finished with Matthias by doing a double axe handle on the poor dude, "The three of us were getting tired of waiting for a woman in our life to become one with us. So I pulled out some magic and we fell in love right away," Lukas said the last part in a flirty way. More like daydreaming... Someone help these guys.

"And how long will the spell last?" Matthias asked as he felt so much in pain.

"Oringaly for a week but now for three days," Lukas said as he rubs his neck.

"And how long did you guy try to keep this secret?" Tino asked.

"About four days," Berwald replied.

"And how did you manage to bring the entire store in the circle?" Matthias asked as he went over to the icebox to grab the ice pack.

"Used the Ikea magazine article," Berwald replied again.

"And I bought a mini fridge so I could carry it easily..." Emil replied also. Matthias and Tino just look at the three. Trying their best-

"You need help," The duo both said... Again, they tried their best not to tell them that Berwald, Lukas, and Emil that they are insane... But what can you do?