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Beast Boy munched awkwardly on his cereal (tofu-o's!) and willed himself not to look at Robin, Yeah man, don't look at that hawt, awesome, manly piece of man-sized MAN meat… He blinked stupidly. I'm a vegetarian. His cheeks reddening slightly, the green teen bobbed his head upward, green hues shyly regarding the team's leader.

Robin was hunched over on the couch, reading the morning paper. He 'hmm'-d and 'grr'-d randomly at the black and white thing, apparently reading an interesting story. For some reason, seeing Robin like this brought Beast Boy confidence and he smiled a wolfish smile as he stood and ambled over to the couch.

The green teen rested his chin against the dark haired boy and peered over his shoulder, "Heh heh… snoopy…"

"GAH!" Robin sprung upward in alarm, holding the paper like some kind of bomb. After seeing Beast Boy's form waving at him, he relaxed, and flopped back onto the couch. "Y-yeah… snoopy…" He coughed to hide his blush.

BB chuckled faintly and shimmied closer, ignoring Cyborg who looked on with ever-widening eyes.

Robin lowered his voice, "Stop it." He prodded Beast Boy on the nose, "I know what you did last night and I won't hesitate to-"

"You're going to rape me in my sleep?" The green teen said loudly.

"Ooookay, I'll just go now, 'aight?" Cyborg squawked suddenly, "You guys can sort out yerselves… Just like… not sexually, m'kay? I just cleaned the couch…" Cyborg bolted upright, yanked his briefs up, and promptly left.

The soft tune of 'YMCA' could faintly be heard down the hall…

Robin twitched and glared at Beast Boy who only mewled cutely back at him. "I hope you're happy, dammit." He gestured to the now empty corridor, "Now Cyborg thinks I'm going to rape you…"

Ignoring the 'but you are…' he received in return; Robin lunged at an empty seat across the room, crossed his legs securely and continued reading the morning paper.

"Gawd damn that paper!" Beast Boy gave the item evils, "It's getting between us, Robin! I say we burn it." He not-so-subtly shifted into the chair nearest the couch, now two seats away from Robin.

"Getting between what?" Robin retorted, flicking pages, "you slept in my room for some reason one night, that's all." He raised his eyebrows at BB, who, during his little speech, had dived into the next chair, one seat away from himself.

"I slept in your room, in your BED, with you, that's all." Beast Boy grinned smugly as Robin's cheeks reddened subtly, "In short, I slept with you…"

Beneath his dark mask, Robin cringed, wondering how the hell he'd gotten himself into this situation in the first place. After banishing a rogue disloyal thought from Satan that said: 'He's got a point…', he whirled to face Beast Boy, who's face was mere inches from his own. "How…?" Robin muttered, shaking his head gently, "Nevermind…" he pressed his finger against Beast Boy's forehead and pushed him back, extending his arm outwards. "What's up with you? Lately you've switched from near groping Raven continuously, to sexually harassing me."

"Statement, not fact." BB closed his eyes and nodded rapidly, "And no, nothing is 'up' with me." One eye opened to gauge Robin's reaction, "Not right now at any rate… But we can change that can we?"

Robin followed Beast Boy's line of vision to the thin layer of spandex about his groin, his face, ears, nose, cheeks, whatever, turning bright scarlet. "Y-y-yeah, but…" He spluttered helplessly.

"Indeed!" BB boomed, standing up, "I know that nothing is up with me, man." He turned and winked at a bamboozled Robin, "I just like you, is all."

"But that doesn't make any sense…" Robin stayed glued to the chair, as though moving from it would surely result in losing his virginity. Or worse; willingly.

Beast Boy planted a kiss on the dark haired teen's forehead, and, for some reason, his heart leaped at the contact, spreading warmth throughout his entire body. A soft, loving feeling…

…That he didn't know was mutual.

"What are we gonna do with you?" He mumbled as he pulled away. "Erm… I'll like, go check on Star and Rae..."

"Right…" Robin fidgeted, trying (and failing) to bat away the strange warmth that gripped his heart and mind. "They've been in the sack a while…"

Beast Boy scratched his head and softly murmured a 'Yeah…' before turning and shuffling off awkwardly.

They've been in the sack a while. Robin thought as he watched BB's fading shadow. For some reason, he heard something in his mind telling him… a message or something…

If only you knew…

He blinked stupidly.


"Right, right, right…" Beast Boy mumbled to himself, why did I do that? He paused in his walk, choosing to look with a soft frown out the window. The water below lapped gently against the soft sands of the beach surrounding the tower, and BB felt as though he could drown in its shallow depths. With a groan, he leaned forward and rested his head against the window's cool glass. Hell, lack of confidence or self esteem wasn't his problem. It was just… him.

The sound of a door sliding open broke him out of his reverie and he peered at the entity that was Raven, clothed in only a loose bathrobe, leaning against Starfire's door.

His frown softened and he chuckled, "You look like you just got laid."

Raven snorted, running a hand through her slightly messy purple locks, "Maybe I did."

Beast Boy stopped any and all forms of humor immediately. The empath managed a light smile, hiding it behind a pale hand. "Calm down Beast Boy. Just on my way to the shower."

BB pulled a face, From Star's room…? He thought to no one in particular.

Yes.

"CHRIST! Don't do that!" Beast Boy snapped, leaning his head against the window again.

"Don't make it so tempting." Raven replied tonelessly, "I know about what's happening; your thought patterns are… a lot more frantic than usual."

"Schwaa?"

"You think about guys more. One in particular."

Beast Boy paled.

The empath smirked, "Now off you go. I'm entertaining an alien princess today." While she wasn't aware of it, her eyes softened considerably at the mention of said princess, and her smirk slowly became a tender smile.

Beast Boy smiled back, even though he knew sure as hell that the smile on Raven's face wasn't for him (hell, they're both gay anyhow) and walked away, not before saying, "Thank yas, Rae. 'Off you go' too."

45 minutes later…

"Dammit, dammit, BOLLOCKS! Dammit!"

WTF you mo-ron! That's not how ya'll use a hairdryer!

Cover your eyes Caparnicus!

Sh'yeah. Protect his virgin little brain.

Raven stabbed frantically at the 'off' button on her hairdryer, sending a small prayer of thanks to whatever deity had stopped the god-awful contraption. After making the sign of the cross (twice) she meandered over to her magic mirror.

Ee gad. You look as graceful as an elephant giving birth.

"Shut. Up." Raven massaged her throbbing temple. Lust, Happy and Rage were currently bouncing around in her brain, Happy singing 'kumbaya', Rage beating the ever loving crap out of some twig and Lust… well, swaying around and molesting all things once held dear. "Why are you here anyway? Star's probably ready by now…"

Sorry pumpkin, according to Fifi-dearest: we correspond to your current mood or something. The sound of someone yelping. Muahahaha! …Ahem! Right now, you're feeling sexy, happy and a wee bit homicidal.

That's our horoscope for today kids.

I like trains!

Raven barked something about going into a mental home as she yanked on a white tank top. "Look," She began, pulling on her jeans (dark and faded) as she spoke, "I don't know what I'm doing… I feel odd, out of balance, I really want to meditate, but I can't… and I can't control this feeling parading around my chest area, or wherever…

"It's bothering me. And, quite frankly, it's scaring the crap out of me." Raven zipped up and glared accusingly at the mirror, "I don't sound like me, do I?" For reasons unknown, her gaze softened, and she calmed enough to pick up a hairbrush. "Isn't it weird? The other day I felt like herbal tea could drag me through life, but now…" She paused in her brushing, noting that her hair had grown slightly longer, just touching her shoulders, "….it's like as long as Star's there… just there somewhere; it's all going to be okay."

For once, her emotions said nothing.

Raven secured several studded (or otherwise spiked) bracelets about her wrists, "Are you dead…?"

Then…

(Munch, munch) Ah bugger! I missed it!

Ohh, damn you smelly bum!

Now the empath slipped a plain silver necklace about her neck, "…What the crap."

Rage got bored at some point and went to torture Happy. That vaguely explains their absences, I think…

-So I ran off and got Bravey-baby so we could listen to your heartfelt… thingy! The sounds of mad laughter and a high five.

Raven raised a brow, "With popcorn?" She pulled on a pair of worn sneakers.

Amen sista, they chimed together.

As if on que, a faint "Raven…?" reached the empath's ears and she smiled absently. "Are you decent? While the last time was indeed pleasant, I do not wish to… 'scare the waste' out of you again."

Raven pulled a dark trench coat, vaguely resembling her cloak, out from her wardrobe and put it on hurriedly. "Crap Star, crap." While sounding harsh, the Tamaranean (a/n: thank yas DeafGal!) knew from Raven's tone she was smiling.

I am not moving.

What if ya need to pee, hun?

Then I shall pee on this spot! This is gonna be too damn cute to miss.

Kekekeke… so dedicated! (Obsesses)

Raven slid the door open and smiled gently at the girl before her, "You ready?"

Starfire, blushing and giggling softly, nodded. The empath returned the nod and sealed her door with an absent flick of her powers. In between shutting the door and walking onward was when Raven got a proper look at her companion.

The door had been dented since…

She wore a pink spaghetti strap top that dipped just enough at the front to show the blessings of puberty (but still being modest), yet was short enough to reveal her navel in all it's tanned, smooth-looking glory. Her dark blue jeans sat snugly about her hips, and she wore her usual boots. A thin long sleeved shirt loosely covered her upper body, though it hid quite a bit of skin, it completed the whole outfit nicely.

Taking a deep breath for confidence – and partly to help with restraining herself – Raven forced her eyes ahead as they padded down the stairs. True, Raven did look pretty damn good as a tomboy-ish girl, but Star…

Raven bit her tongue to refrain from ravishing the Tamaranean, cheeks flaming.

As if in response, Starfire tilted her head curiously at the pale girl, her own cheeks tinged pink.


Grit your teeth.

Swing.

Grit your teeth God dammit!

Swing – CHOMP. "ARGH! Bugger…!"

Robin whimpered and put his naked hands to his jaw, steadily massaging his aching tongue where he'd bitten it. Always grit your teeth… So why the hell didn't he listen to that mystical, magical voice inside his mind? "Ih behaue Ih'm hupid…"

With a growl, he set about finding bandages, not for his dying tongue, but for his hands. He looked about the first aid kit, finding a simple wrap there. He bound his hands, leaving out his fingertips, and threaded the material loosely over his wrists and arms. When he was done, he turned to glare at the punching bag a metre away.

This was his domain. He landed two solid kicks on the bag. This was where he'd get rid of all of his frustrations. Hidden eyes narrowed fiercely as the bag swung back towards him. Robin struck out in a flurry of punches, pounding the padded thing, making it bleed its little stuffing blood. And grit his teeth he did God dammit, making it a point to keep his lips apart. He paused, just for a moment, and in that moment the bag swayed and knocked into him.

And he tumbled over like a sack o' potatoes.

The bag biffed him pretty hard and he was sent whizzing a good distance (for a bag) away, before landing solidly on his bottom.

"Dammit…" He cursed, rubbing his derriere.

That was when he saw a little green chipmunk foraging around the first aid kit. It sniffed around the medication, prodding things this way and that with its little hands. It stopped, apparently finding the thing it was looking for. The chipmunk pulled out a small pill from a container with un-animal like ability, and a waterproof bandaid.

It held the two items in its mouth as it bounded about the gym's floor, dodging weights, bits of chewing gum and other forms of scum until it reached Robin.

"Heyyo." Was all said Robin could manage in his condition.

The chipmunk voiced its displeasure in a series of frenzied squeaks, and it got up on Robin's shoulder and emphasized each bout of squeaking with a surprisingly painful slap.

When the dark haired teen was nearly reduced to tears, the green fuzzy animal popped the pill into his mouth and glared at him with its beady little eyes until Robin swallowed. Then it stuck its tongue out, slapping Robin to goad him into doing the same. He did, and the chipmunk fastened the waterproof bandage over the bite marks on his tongue.

Satisfied, the green animal dusted its paws off and nodded, leaping off of Robin's shoulder less than a beat later. Robin knew, of course, who the mammal was, and thought… That was… really quite cute… The dark haired teen touched his bare chest, aware of the quickness of his heart and the warmth that surrounded it.

With a final glance and a wink, the chipmunk scurried away, no doubt off to its room to become human again.


BLARG ITS PANTS.

Now, I need to sleep lol. Reaaaaally quite badly X3 Sorry if its becoming too involved around Robin an BB… they're just really fun an easy to write, maaaaaaaaaaan. Barely 8 pages… waaaah… I sorry… Tell me what yu think okies?