Of Drunken Vampires

Bella, Alice, and Rosalie were home alone, bored. Esmee and Carlisle had gone off on a "second honeymoon" of sorts, and the boys had gone off on a weeklong hunting trip. Jacob was off with the other wolves. The girls had already grabbed a quick meal and now sat bored. It was Rosalie who suggested they play a game. Bella was all for it, but Alice had a feeling something bad would come of it in the end. To play the game Rosalie had to get the necessary "game pieces" as she had said. Luckily they were in the library area of the house. Or Carlisle's study as it was also called.

"Rose, I have a bad feeling—" Alice started to say. "Alice, would you PLEASE, for once, shut up?" Alice shrank back. Bella sat quietly unsure of how to respond. Should she side with Alice or side with Rose? Rosalie disappeared for a moment and came back carrying 8 bottles of the expensive brew. She smiled. Now how we play this game is I ask a question on these trivia cards, whoever gets it wrong, must drink a glass of any one of these drinks. If you get it right, I drink 2 for each right answer. It doubles after each round." Bella shrugged. Why not play? Its not like drinking could kill her now anyways. Alice reluctantly agreed to play.

Question 1: What drink made Carlisle go crazy when he first tried it?

Alice decided to answer first. "Jack Daniels." She responded. Bella giggled. "Red Bull." She smiled. Rose grinned. "Bella, you are correct. Alice, pick a drink." Alice groaned and grabbed her glass and downed her drink, trying not to make a face. Rosalie drank her drinks as promised as well.

Question 2: What did Esmee light that made her mellow?

"Weed." Both girls said in unison. Rosalie grimaced. She drank even more. She was already feeling the buzz from the alcohol cosumed. So were Alice and Bella. This being because alcohol had an even more intense reaction to their vampire systems than it would have had they been human.

Question 3: Did Bella share her cookies with Victoria when she asked?

"NO!" both girls said promptly. Bella and Alice took another glass. Just for the hell of it Rosalie took another drink as well. By now all 3 could barely stand, much less speak a coherent sentence. Rosalie shook her head and went for what she called 'The final round.' She drunkenly staggered to her feet.

Question 4: Did Bells shghjthghg HAHAHAHA!

Rosalie cracked up laughing trying to drink her glass getting it everywhere. This caused both Alice and Bella to bust up laughing as well. "You stupid bitcsh! Thash not how you drink." Bella yelled out laughing. "Fuck you! I knowd how to drink! Im 85 years olds and I drink this piss all the time!" Rosalie laughed falling on her ass laughing hysterically. Alice was in hysterics trying to stand but failing to do so. By now the glasses were forgotten and drinks were being taken directly from the bottle.

"What time does Carlisle and Esmee return?" Alice asked trying to be serious. "Whuh?" Rosalie asked in a stupor. Bella rolled her eyes. "she said; what. Time. Does. Ezzmee come hom-ah!" Rosalie whirled around to face Bella. "I heard what she saiduh!" she snarled dribbling some of her drink from her mouth. Bella burst out laughing. "Youre dribbling drink down the front of your shirt you spitter!" she giggled. Alice was lying on her back laughing. This got the other two to start laughing.

Not long a phone rang and Rosalie answered. Her eyes went wide and she took in an unneeded breath. Alice and Bella stopped their horseplay and stared at their sister worried. Had something happened to Carlisle and Esmee? Had something happened to the boys? She let the phone drop. She looked on the verge of tears and she stared at her sisters.

"Carlisle and Esmee, they're…they're…" she sat down unable to continue. In a flash both girls went to comfort their sister not knowing what had happened or what was going on. "Are they ok Rose?" Bella asked. Rosalie looked towards Bella. "Yeah. Theyre fine, but they're gonna be home within 2 hours and we drank all the alcohol. They're gonna get us!" Rosalie wailed. Alice and Bella went into panic mode and cleaned up the mess. Then decided to drive to the store to pick up more alcohol for Carlisle's study. If they hurried they'd be back and have everything put away before their parents came back.

Rosalie opted to drive because it was her car after all, and she was older than the other two, and plus, she didn't really like anyone touching her car. They made it to the store and went to purchase the needed drinks. Unfortunately, they had forgotten their ID's and not to mention they were all really drunk. The police were called and the girls were picked up. They were being held on driving while under the influence, attempting to purchase alcohol while drunk, and attempting to make said purchase under the age of 21. Now all 3 girls sat in a holding cell while a call was made.

Carlisle and Esmee were not at all surprised that the girls weren't home. They had assumed the girls had gone off on a trip of their own or to hunt. The phone rang and Carlisle answered the phone. This is how the conversation went:

Hello? Yes this is he. What? Are they ok?! Thank goodness no one was hurt. Yes, I am their father. Of course. They were WHAT?! Oh of all the stupid, foolish things! Yes, we will be down to get them. Of course I will pay for whatever damages that occurred. I am truly sorry. Thank you.

Esmee came into the kitchen at the sound of her mate's voice. Never had she heard him sound so cross in such a long time. "Carlisle, love, what happened is everything ok?" she asked concerned. Carlisle turned to face his wife.

"Not for them. It appears that our 3 daughters decided to drink the alcohol in the study, then while drunk, went out to try and replace what they had drank. The police chief Charlie has them and is holding them for us. He doesn't want to press charges because apparently he put a good scare into them. Especially Rosalie, who by the way will need a change of pants when she gets home." Carlisle growled. Esmee faced palmed herself. As they were leaving the boys came back from their trip. When they heard happened, Edward and Jasper were in shock. Emmett was too but he wanted to tag along to see what would happen. "Just me and Esmee are going." Carlisle said curtly. Emmett opened his mouth to protest when Carlisle looked at his gigantic man-child of a son.

"I'm sorry, was I not clear? We do not need to have you provoking the girls. Unless you wish to share their punishment? Which is it Emmett?" Carlisle asked calmly. Emmet chose to stay behind. It wouldn't be fair if he got punished for something that he did not do for once. Both Carlisle and Esmee went to get their drunken children from the police. The car ride was calm. All three girls were remorseful. Carlisle and Esmee knew the girls were sorry but they still had to face punishment.

Carlisle had given his word he would not raise a hand to the girls, nor his voice and he kept his word. When they came home the girls walked in not looking to good. They sat on the couch with the exception of Rosalie. They boys stayed in their respective corners quietly watching. Except for Emmet.

"Phewwww! Smells like someone took a nasty shit! Who farted?" he groaned. "Emmet Mcarty Cullen!" Esmee said sternly. Emmet hung his head trying not to grin. "But it smells like wet farts." He complained. Rosalie bit her tongue and kept quiet. She wanted to much to say something to her idiot brother but kept quiet. "Rosalie go change and come back please." Carlisle said gently. Rosalie nodded and went to change. She looked mortified. Emmet, normally would have said something, kept quiet.

"what you girls did was completely unacceptable. You could have seriously endangered others. You are lucky that Chief Swan decided not to press charges and decided to put you in hold until we arrived. Now, Esmee and I know you are truly sorry for what happened. But you still need to be punished for what you had done. So there for your punishment will be as follows:

You will be driven to school and picked up after school

You will not be allowed to leave the house except when we are hunting. This includes weekends.

You will hand over your credit cards.

There will be no social network or computers. The only exception will be is to complete homework assignments.

You will hand over your phones. No calls in or out.

All 3 girls groaned but handed over required items. Esmee and Carlisle put the items away. "You will get your items back when 2 months are up. Don't worry, when we go visit the Denalis in Alaska Esmee and I will give you a pardon for that visit without any time added on to your grounding.

"Carlisle and Esmee, we truly are sorry for what we had done. We will not do that again." Bella said. Both her adoptive parents smiled and hugged the girls. They went to their rooms glad they weren't punished even more. Rosalie came into Bella's room. "doesn't it suck ass that we had our stuff taken away from us? I mean how the hell are we supposed to deal with this?" she whined. Bella rolled her eyes. "Seriously Rose? We're lucky that Chief Swan decided not to press charges. We're lucky that we get a pardon during our week long visit with the Denalis next month." Rosalie pouted and stalked off back to her room. There had to be some way to keep entertained while serving "time" for what had transpired.

Coming soon: Rosalie keeps herself "entertained"

Next chapter will have an M rating. Just sayin'