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Chapter7: Third Target! Hola mi amor~

Nikki's Apartment 11:30 am

Audrey groaned as she awoke. Her eyes fluttered open and she immediately felt a weight on top of her. She was lying on her side, unable to move. She turned her head and stared slack jawed at the sleeping bluenette on top of her. She covered her mouth to keep herself from screaming. There was obviously an explanation for this. She saw that Nikki was wearing her pink fully buttoned pajamas, meaning they didn't have sex. Wait, could you still have sex with clothes on? No, of course not. Despite this thought Audrey couldn't help but notice Nikki's soft breasts pressed against her. Those large pillows made Audrey feel a mixture of jealousy and anxiety. However, she felt them through two layers of cloth, meaning she too was still clothed. Audrey tried to wriggle free from Nikki's hold.

"Morning honey~" Sung a voice.

Audrey looked to her right to find Kyu lying next to her. The love fairy was lying parallel to the scarlet haired girl.

"Kyu! Help, she's crushing me!" Audrey begged.

Kyu giggled and got up. She pulled Audrey out from under the busty gamer, who despite the change of position still slept soundly. Once out Audrey rubbed her eyes and blinked them incessantly. Kyu watched her confused.

"What's wrong?" She asked.

"Is my purse here?" Audrey asked.

Kyu pulled it off the nightstand and handed it to Audrey. Audrey snatched it and stumbled out of the room and followed the wall to Nikki's bathroom. She flicked on the light and bent over the sink. She peeled two red translucent layers from her eyes, revealing two light blue irises. Audrey dug into the bag and pulled out a container shaped like an "8" but the right circle was white, and the left one was blue. She unscrewed the white cap and pulled out another layer, like the two before.

"Are those contacts?" Kyu asked.

"What do they look like?" Audrey asked switching the contacts.

"You can't see?" Kyu asked.

"I have myopia." Audrey said as she blinked her now red right eye, trying to set the contact.

"How'd you get an STD if you're still a virgin?" Kyu asked.

Audrey turned to her with wide eyes.

"It's not an STD! I'm shortsighted." Audrey replied.

"Well, I mean, you're not that short." Kyu replied.

Audrey clenched her fist, but decided it was too early in the morning for something like this. She tried to place the other contact in her left eye. Kyu sat on the sink counter. Her green eyes drifted away from Audrey and to the shower curtain with the Nintendo 64 logo patterned on it. She pulled back the shower curtain and inspected the tub.

"What are you doing?" Audrey asked.

"I looked all around her room, and I didn't find one toy in Nikki's place." Kyu replied.

"She's got a whole damn case of them next to her book shelves of comics and light novels." Audrey replied blinking her left eye.

"I don't mean figurines and shit. I'm looking for sex toys!" The fairy replied.

Audrey stared at her swaying panty clad butt in the mirror as the fairy was bent over the tub.

"Why?"

"Because I'm bored. I watched you tow sleep side by side all night, it was painful."

Well at least that confirmed Audreys earlier question of what happened last night: Nothing. She placed the contacts back in her purse and left the bathroom. Kyu followed shortly after.

"What time is it?" Audrey inquired.

Kyu pulled out her Huniebee and looked at the screen.

"11:49."

"Shit!" Audrey grumbled "I got a hair appointment at 12."

She left Nikki's apartment and made her way to the elevator. The door opened and she stepped in with Kyu entering too. Audrey hit the lobby button and the elevator began its descent, only to stop one floor down. The doors opened and a women with disheveled blonde hair, a leopard print top and two bare feet entered. Audrey bushed as the woman lurched inside and stood next to her. She looked familiar. Audrey kept glancing at her. She'd seen her the day before with her professor. And Nope that she got a good look at her, the woman looked even more familiar. She looked at Audrey with her blue eyes. Audrey immediately turned her attention to the elevator door. It was on the tip of her tongue and yet she couldn't remember where she'd seen the woman before. Maybe it was just the blonde hair and blue eyes. She could just be thinking of Tiffany. Then again the girl did resemble Tiffany a little. They both had stunning blue eyes, long blonde hair and there was just an approachable aura the woman had.

"So, are you taking part in the walk of shame too?" The woman asked.

She was looking at her reflection in the elevators glass wall, trying to fix her hair. She readjusted her straps and straightened the wrinkled top.

"Um, no. Just a sleepover." Audrey replied.

"I was just joking hun. You're too clean and you don't have your shoes n your purse like me." She replied.

The woman pulled out some lipstick and applied it to her lips, turning them from pink to ruby red. She smacked them together in her reflection and looked at the younger girl.

"I'm Jessie." She introduced.

A switch flipped in Audreys brain and she almost passed out. Though she didn't know her as Jessie, but as Misty. This was the biggest and most popular cam girl in her town and her idol. Ever since learning about her Audreys been trying to live a similar carefree life, minus the porn and camming. But she grew her hair long, gave zero fucks and flirted with guys who had money. Even her smoking drinking and partying was to mimic her idol. The elevator stopped and the door opened Jessie winked at Audrey and walked out into the lobby. Audrey ran after her.

"W-wait!" She cried.

Jessie turned back to the red head. Audrey stopped in front of her and was trying to search for what she wanted to say.

"I-I'm just a huge fan! Can you sign my…" Audrey dug through her purse and pulled out the first thing she grabbed that was long enough to fit a name. Unfortunately that was a:

"Tampon…?"

Jessie, and some other people in the lobby, stared at Audrey quizzically. As Audrey blushed the spray tanned beauty giggled.

"Well I hate to disappoint a fan, but I won't sigh that. Though if I don't have anywhere to be, so perhaps we could look for a scrap of paper or something more appropriate for me to sign?" Jessie offered.

Before Audrey could respond she was interrupted by a familiar and annoying voice.

"Audrey!?"

She turned to find Kyu, in her human form, standing there. She was wearing a pink low cut shirt that read "Sperm Bank" on the front with a black miniskirt and pink flip flops. Kyu removed the pair of pink rimmed heart shaped sunglasses as she chewed on a piece of pink gum loudly.

"No schway! It's been like too long girl! I haven't seen you in fo'-eva!" Kyu lied hugging Audrey.

As Audrey wondered why Kyu was putting on a Californian accent Jessie giggled.

"An old friend?"

"Oh fo'sho! Like my an' Aud's and I go back, like schway back!" Kyu assured approaching Jessie.

What was with that "schway" word? Was that a thing people said? She noticed Kyu's hands were behind her back and she was tapping a pink watch strapped to her wrist. Audrey remembered that she had a hair appointment. She'd been so star struck that she forgot. She had to make a mental note to thank Kyu later.

"Listen I'd love to stay, but I just remembered I have a hair appointment so…" Audrey spoke up.

"Oh girl, don't worry! I totes get that. You go get your hair all nice and pretty and we can totally catch up later! In the meantime I'll show this cougar here a time, like a totally schway time!" Kyu assured taking Jessie's arm. Audrey nodded and ran off.

"Hmmm, a shame. I wanted to ask her something." Jessie pouted.

"Oh? Well if you want I can totally give you Aud's number. Then you two can like, schway text!" Kyu offered, a smirk forming on her lips.

Shopping Mall 12:05 pm

Kyanna taps her foot angrily as she spots a red head running towards the salon. She folds her arms as Audrey arrives, panting and wheezing. She hunches over and looks up at the irritated hair dresser.

"What?" Audrey huffs.

"Jeez. First I have to be the one to work on your nasty ass stoner hair, and you show up fives minutes late? I had to quit my workout ten minute early to get here for you." Kyanna replied.

Audrey was about to rebut when her Huniebee went off. She pulled it out of her pocket and saw the arrow was pointing right in front of her. She cursed silently and placed the phone back in her pocket. She had to think this over. She'd known Kyanna since their Freshman year of Highschool, they used to hang out a lot. But after Kyanna dropped out the two weren't on the best of terms. Now Kyanna pissed her off so much, always talking about her kid and commercials she starred in, and then the dumb skank messed up Audrey's hair giving her frosted tips and they've been at each other's throats ever since. Though she did keep the frosted tips afterwards, but she would never tell Kyanna that. It wasn't that Kyanna was unattractive or bad at hairdressing. She was very pretty, had a rocking bod and was fantastic at her job. But the fight between the two had been going on for so long, that Audrey was way too stubborn to let it all go.

However, Kyanna was a single mom who was either at the gym, the salon or at home with her son. So she had no time to date. Better yet any guy who learned she had a son probably ran for the hills, and she could probably out bench most of the guys Audrey saw around the town. And with a simple lie, this could be an easy win for her.

Audrey stood back up and fidgeted while looking up at Kyanna with her best puppy dog eyes.

"I'm so sorry. But I don't think you should worry. You've got a lovely figure." Audrey responded.

Kyanna looked unamused. Three broken hearts appeared above Kyanna's head, causing Audrey to silently curse in her head.

"You should take some lessons from Tiffany. Maybe then you wouldn't be such a la puta." Kyanna grumbled.

As she walked away the red head cursed mentally again. She was taking a page from Tiffany's façade. That girl was more plastic that a god damn Barbie doll. And what did Kyanna call her? She's lucky Audrey was stoned off her ass during her Spanish classes or she'd have knocked the hoe out. Damn, it was hard to be nice. And especially when you had to be nice to a major la puta. Audrey followed Kyanna and took a seat in her usual chair.

"So… what do you want today?" Kyanna sighed as she began washing her hands in the sink in front of Audrey.

Audrey swallowed as the running shorts Kyanna was wearing gave Audrey a perfect glimpse of her plush heart shaped ass. She swallowed hard and tried to look past it, onto to glimpse some bountiful side boob in a black lacy bra.

"J-just what I wanted last time. Cherry red with frosted tits… I mean tips!" Audrey corrected, trying to take her mind off the buxom Latina woman before her.

Kyanna looked back skeptically, Audrey forcing a big freak show grin and sweating profusely.

"Same as before huh, well this is what you asked for." Kyanna muttered.

The hour went by smoothly, Audrey kept her mouth shut as she watched Kyanna work her magic. The frosted tips were her former request but she didn't like how they looked. However after two or three days she got used to them and told herself that if anyone could make them work or bring them back, it was her. Now she was keeping true to her self-set challenge.

"All done!" Kyanna proclaimed.

Audrey inspected her hair. The scarlet strands had a new ruby luster and vibrant crimson shine with pure white peaks that looked like upside down mountain tops. A smirk crossed Audreys lips. Perfection.

"Better than last time~"

"Oh? Showing gratitude? That's a first." Kyanna remarked.

Audrey wanted to argue that comment, but decided not to. She looked back and saw Kyanna go into the back room and return to with a duffel bag. She walks back to Audrey.

"So that'll be $45." Kyanna informs, expecting Audrey to get pissed and demand a discount.

But to her surprise Audrey pulled a fifty-dollar bill out of her purse and presented it to the hair dresser, no argument or any type of conflict.

"Here you go." Audrey said glancing away.

She noticed one of the broken hearts above Kyanna's head had turned into a regular heart. Noticing this Audrey took a deep breath and turned to her.

"Look, I just want things to go back to how they were before your son. We had so much fun. After your kid, you didn't have time to spend with me." She explained.

Kyanna and Audrey were avid party goers until Kyanna got super drunk and went all the way with some guy she didn't know. After that Kyanna went from fun loving party girl to full on mom. Audrey then dragged Nikki out to parties, but getting drunk and groped by strangers wasn't Nikki's idea of fun. Their friendship took a blow, one that Audrey was desperately trying to fix, but she didn't know how.

"So… can we be friends again? Water under the bridge?" Audrey offered.

Kyanna was taken back. The remaining broken hearts had mended and transformed into pink vibrant hearts. They popped and Kyanna shook her head.

"Y'know, all this time, that's all I wanted." The hairdresser said.

She walked up to Audrey and hugged her, their friendship blooming like a flower after the cold harsh winter. Audrey of course didn't mean a word of it… or was she just telling herself that? Regardless she had her third "Hunie" hook line and sinker. Kyu would be so proud.

Nutmeg Café 1:03 pm

"Oh I see. So you wanted to ask Aud's 'bout her schway roomie." Kyu replied, tsaking a sip of her triple mocha latte.

"Yes… I heard something the other day and I just wanted to confirm it. Would you please hel me get in touch with Audrey, sweetie?" Jessie purred.

Kyu giggled. Jessie's charms wouldn't work on her, and yet she liked the idea of doing the cougar a favor. One good favor deserved another. She gave a thumbs up to Jessie.

"You bet I will~"

Finally done! Merry Christmas and Happy New year. As I said I had computer problems but now it's all good. I hope this chapter adds to the Huniepop lore. I always though it was strange that Kyanna was so young, but she used to go to parties before her kid. She said so in the game. Well anyways I hope you enjoy the story. you know the drill 3-5. For more "Huniepop" read "Tiffanies Epilogue" and "The Huniepop Effect". Please R&R.