P.L: ok, thanks for the reviews. I mean not many people review for my stories and it makes me happy.
IKK: Yeah I know how that feels. Every review My sister and I get for are Poems are treasured. They just brightens you up.
Inari: well I'm still not talking to you. (Turns nose up at me)
P.L: (whines) I'm sorry!! Please! I didn't mean it. You know that.
Kur: What's wrong?
P.L: (Glomps him) Nari-chan won't sniff speak to me. (cries hysterically)
Matsu: It was a simple mistake.
Inari: She paired me with a jackass!!
Hiei: Hn. Onna, I wouldn't get my hopes up like that.
Inari: (in Hiei's face) I'd rather put up with Chu than you, you pint-sized sugar addict!!
IKK: But sugar's good!
P.L: thank you! Finally some one listens!
Botan: They were made for each other. First lovers spat.
(Hiei and Inari give her an evil glare)
P.L: If you calm down and cooperate, I'll change your relationship!
Inari: How about I don't do it at all?
Kag: nuh-uh. How about a love-hate relationship?
P.L: yeah that might work. And it fits both of your personalities perfectly.
Inari: fine.
Kur: now that it's over, can we get on to the story? I would love to find out how Kag-Chan turned into a demon.
IKK: How did that happen?
P.L: um will be explained later?
IKK: I should know these things. Air head.
P.L: but you Wuv that about me
Kag: hmm hey P.L c'mere
(Insert suspicious whispers)
P.L: uh-huh... that might work... I might do that... ooo scandalous... a quad-d? Never thought of that... hmm before or after that... oh a single with... ok I'll do it!!
IKK: What?
Youko: Do what?
P.L: Sorry Character-Authoress Confidentiality Contract. You all signed one remember?
IKK: Oh sounds official ! oh Can I be included? (looks to Kagome and P.L)
P.L: you're me beta. So you fall under the category of authoress!
Everybody: oh yeah
Matsu: But why did you let that crazy lady freak us out?
P.L: Shhh. If Anko hears you, I can't help you. Besides, she didn't have that much targets in Konoha since they were used to her antics so I gave her a deal.
Koenma: What was the deal? I could use a new one for my SD's.
P.L: sorry C-ACC. Didn't I just say that?
IKK: oh that's evil, tossing out bones like that.
Matsu: so like her
Shippou: Can we get on to the show? I wanna meet Yuusuke-Oji-san again.
Kag: Where is Yun-kun anyway?
Shippou: Something about a date with a real demon. Momma who is it?
Everybody: (sweat drops) Keiko
Kag: Why do you keep her here?
IKK: I don't know, maybe 'cuz you treat her as a friend, Kagome. Though you talking bad behind peoples back doesn't seem like you.
P.L: (shrugs) Would you believe me if I said comic relief?
IKK: there goes my theory
Matsu: Here's that chapter
'Talking' is Kurama
'talking' is Youko
'talking' is Hiei
Previously:
"Tea?" She asked, scratching her head sheepishly.
Now:
Everyone looked at Kagome like she had grown another head that was spewing profanities. Even though she had kitsune youkai traits, which were red signs saying she wasn't human, they still felt that she had literally lost it.
"Kagome?" Yuusuke asked, looking closely at her.
"Hey Yuusuke." She said smiling back at him.
Yuusuke watch her for a moment longer, and walked up to hug her. She hugged him back smiling softly making her look like an angel. (lets shatter that image, ne?)
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH A KID AT 18? WHO KNOCKED YOU UP SO I CAN KILL HIM!!" Yuusuke yelled, making the demons in the area deaf for a while.
(IKK: He is the descendant of Raizen in this right? P.L: yea)
"Yuusuke..."
"WHOSE THE ASS HOLE!! I'LL KILL'EM BRING HIM BACK AND KILL'EM AGAIN. NO ONE TOUCHES YOU WITHOUT MY CONSENT!!"
Kagome watched as her cousin ranted for no particular reason. ((IKK: (snickers) But it is for a particular reason. Because he doesn't know Shippou was adopted.)) She followed her line of sight to his friends. Kurama looked a bit peeved, Hiei looked ready to kill with his hand on his katana, and Kuwabara was about to blow. (for what, you'll learn right now)
"URAMESHI! LEAVE THAT PRETTY DEMON ALONE! SHE AIN'T EVEN YOUR COUSIN!!" Kuwabara yelled twice as loud as Yuusuke.
Kagome sighed and faced the other two shocked (sane) Tantei.
"Are you two sure you don't want any tea? Or perhaps some ice cream on this nice weather we're having? I'm sure you'll want to move from this idiot party?" Kagome said very miffed.
Kurama & Hiei's POV
'I'll kill him myself!' Youko growled.
'Youko, we cannot kill Yuusuke no matter how much he yells.' Kurama said sadly, as though agreeing with his inner demon.
'Hn. can I kill the Baka?' Hiei asked strangely giddy.
(IKK: uh, backs away real slow.)
(Hiei glares at P.L Hiei: I don't get giddy. P.L: no just high)
'no'
'ooh She's talking. Did you see her fangs? So cute.'
Kurama and Hiei mentally look at Youko like he's on dust
(Inari: couldn't think of nothing better? P.L: stuff it IKK: uh What's up with all the drug terms? P.L: c'mon!)
"Are you two sure you don't want any tea? or perhaps some ice cream on this nice weather we're having? I'm sure you'll want to move from this idiot party?" Kagome said.
'Say yes or I'll make you get morning woods so hard you won't walk straight for a month.' Youko threatened.
"We'd love too, Kagome-san." Kurama replied hastily. ( IKK: um, What happened to Kagome-chan? P.L: if you got a threat like that wouldn't you forget?)
6666 End POV 7777
"We'd love too, Kagome-san." Kurama replied hastily. ( IKK: Again What happened to Kagome-chan? Though in this instants the -san is called for. and she did say call me Kagome so the honorifics may vary. P.L: wait for it!"
"I told you call me Kagome!" she said, winking at him
(IKK: oh)
"Hn."
"Ok Follow me quietly, so baka 1 and 2 won't hear us." She says starting to glide out carefully, with Shippou on her shoulder.
P.L: Sorry it's been too long. Advanced Placement is killing me. T.T
Inari: Come on only six more essays to go and four more chapters for your other story.
P.L: Sadist teachers and preppy OCS
Kurama: I made you some tea. (gives her cup of tea)
P.L: oh Thank you (takes sip and yawns widely) I need a nap. (falls out)
Kagome: Rama-kun, what did you put in the tea? (pokes Authoress body with stick)
Kurama: I told Youko to put some sedatives in it.
Matsu: Youko what kind did you use and how much of it?
Youko: umm the one that said knock-out-quiks. and Why?
IKK: Wouldn't he have used his plants! OO
Inari: unfortunately…
Matsu: it didn't come to mind
Yuusuke: (bottle in hand) Those can knock out a horse!! How much did you put in it Fox!?
Youko: How much does it say to knock out a horse?
Hiei: (takes bottle) Four pills.
Youko: So what would twelve pills do?
IKK: kill her
Everybody: NANI?!
Shippou: Oh No, we killed her.
P.L: SNORE
Matsu: Since our authoress is currently out of commission, we'll host so sit tight and we'll have the next chapter up and running.
Shippou: (sweet voice that works for him only) Review pweeasse!
