Author's Note One: Just one little thing, my friends. This. Song. Doesn't. Flow. The truthfulness of that makes me flinch. I hope you make it to the end alive, so you can read another (hopefully better) song parody soon.

Disclaimer: Nothing witty here to say…. So, "Ladies Love Country Boys" belongs to Trace Adkins. I want to thank everyone who will read this anyway, even if they don't know this song. I love you all!

Author's Note Two: Just a few songs left, folks! I've already written the very last song parody, and I'll post it just before Christmas (yes, it is a Christmas carol!), and thus end our ride there, beginning and ending with a beloved carol.

Moony that Chick in Black… I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry I couldn't parody "Teenagers" for you! I don't listen to MCR, but I did look up that song. I couldn't do it. I could barely make sense out of the song, but that's just my own stupidity. I'm just not a My Chemical Romance girl. I'm really sorry!


"Ladies Love Pirate Boys"

(This is for all you sophisticated ladies out there)

She grew up on land, in a civilized mansion;

Daddy wore a wig, servants did everything.

Propriety, dresses, forced to be a lady.

She still wasn't free even after graduation;

Sent her overseas for a higher education.

Put her on the right track to be a housewife.

-xXx-

But now she's coming home to visit,

Holding the hand

Of a wild-eyed boy

With a sailor's tan.

-xXx-

And she's climbing on the mast of his captain's ship;

Sailing over seas, yellin', "Hoist the colours!"

They raised her up a lady,

But there's one thing they couldn't avoid:

Ladies love pirate boys.

(You know its true)

-xXx-

Yeah, you know momma's and daddy's want better for their daughters;
Hope they'll settle down with a commodore or a governor;
In their clean town, ball gown, hand-me-down royalty.

They never understand
Why their princess falls
For an old, faded bandana
and a drunken, slurred drawl.

And she's climbing on the mast of his captain's ship;
Sailing over seas, yellin', "hoist the colours!"
They raised her up a lady,
But there's one thing they couldn't avoid:
Ladies love pirate boys.

You can train 'em;
You can try to teach 'em right from wrong…
But it's still gonna turn 'em on!

And she's climbing on the mast of his captain's ship;
Sailing over seas, yellin', "Hoist the colours!"
They raised her up a lady,
But there's one thing they couldn't avoid:
Ladies love pirate boys.

They love them pirate boys;
Ooooooh yeah
It's that sailor thing, you know….

-xXx-