Wow, last chapter already! This was random and fun to write. :) Please let me know what you think of the end... I'm worried it was kind of stupid.

Disclaimer: I do not in any way own VK or any of it's characters, they all belong to Matsuri Hino.


Chapter 8- Christmas:

It was Christmas eve.

Thank god,it's almost over! thought Zero.

It was true, he and Yuuki were leaving on boxing day.

"You can say that again." said Yagari Toga.

"WTF? I didn't say anything. I just thought that." Zero replied.

"Yeah... well, you're mean!!!" yelled Yagari then ran away crying and mumbling "Idiot apprentice".

Then the Headmaster ran in.

"Siiiilllllllllleeennnnttttttttttttt niggghhhttttttttttttttttttttttttttt, hoooooooooollllllllyyy niiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Will you shut up already?!" screamed Zero, who was sure he would go mad after another second in this place.

The Headmaster started crying as well, and left the room.

"The next person who isn't Yuuki that starts crying, I'm going to knock your teeth or fangs out. Whichever you have." threatened Zero, glaring at Kaname.

"You really shouldn't be so rude." said Kaname.

Zero was tired of Kaname talking to him, so he grabbed a mirror off of a nearby table and handed it to Kaname.

That should keep him busy for a while...

Meanwhile, Yuuki had been terrorizing everyone, and stealing their food. Yeah that was fun. At this very moment she was attacking Yagari again, trying to steal his sandwich.

Pregnancy made purebloods (or maybe it was just Yuuki...) act like total weirdos.

(The next morning)

It was Christmas morning, and everyone was laughing, and opening presents.

When Zero opened a box that said To: Zero, W/ Love From: Yuuki on the tag, he saw that it's only contents was a piece of paper that said:

"ASK ME."

"Yuuki, what is this...?" asked Zero, a little afraid of the answer.

A huge grin spread across Yuuki's face.

"Well..." she said, then shouted,

"I'm not really pregnant! April Fools!"

...

"Yuuki...."

END/Not-so-Silent Night