A/N: The villain season! Whoohoo! Wow, I finished the Monkey Team so quickly. Ah well, two seasons of almost every SRMTHFG villain should keep me busy.
Jinamy's not really a villain. Well technically she was, in the beginning. But she ended up nice and is an honorary member of the Monkey Team. Honorary. That's why she's in Season 2 of TC. And in Season Two, I've decided to be a bit meaner with the torture. A lot meaner.
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone or anything from SRMTHFG.
Season 2, Victim 1: Jinmay
Jinmay's eyes snapped open. All she saw was blackness, there was hardly any light. "Wha- What's going on? Where am I?"
A man in a suit laughed. "That should not concern you. But if you must know, you are inside the," "Torture Chamber!"
"What you should be worrying about is... this! Haha!" A woman beside him cackled.
The stone wall to the left of Jinmay was put in a spotlight, and she screamed. Sitting on a shelf, were the things she was screaming about.
'How did you get those?! You know how hard it was for me to get my hands on them?!" Jinmay shrieked. "Chiro took me all the way to Earth to get them! And those ticket prices! Jeez, I went to a lot of trouble getting to Disneyland you know!"
Jinmay loved her Snow White and the Seven Dwarves figurines. They were plastic. They were not cheap. And they were so cute! Jinmay couldn't resist them. For years, they had been sitting in a glass cupboard, unharmed. But now, you can bet your little brother that they were gonna get harmed.
The woman picked up something from the floor of the room. Jinmay could see the silhouette of a quiver of arrows on her back. "Oh no." Jinmay breathed.
A spotlight suddenly hit Natalie. She was standing, quite relaxed, with a bow in her hand. She picked an arrow from her quiver, brought it to the bow, and pulled back the string.
Jinmay squealed, high and shrilly as the arrow flew towards the shelf on the wall. Sleepy fell off the shelf and to the floor, an arrow straight in his yawning mouth.
"Why you psychopath!" Jinmay hissed. "I'm gonna sue you for that! You're gonna pay for the cost of the flight, Disneyland entry, and poor Sleepy!!!"
Cedric crowed. "Great shot Nat!" He pumped his fist. "I haven't seen something like that since university!"
"You monster! Disney haters!" Jinmay spat. "Get me away from these sickos!"
"You cannot escape! You are in the," "TORTURE CHAMBER!!!"
Lights flicked on, and Jinmay squirmed. "What the? What is this place?"
"Hi, I'm Cedric Angriff!"
"And I'm Natalie Teasedale! And welcome to a brand new season of," Natalie swung her arms in the direction of the studio audience, her long fingers pointing at the rows of excited people. "Give it to me Shuggazoom!"
"TORTURE CHAMBER!!!"
"Season two!" Cedric yelled and flashed another wide, shiny smile. "This is a new season, and we've got new everything! Nat's got a new dress..."
Natalie Teasedale spun around in a tight black dress with long sleeves that had tattered tendrils, similar to the ones at the hem on her red dress.
"And we even have a new segment added to the show! More about that later."
That's when Jinmay realised what was going on. And she did not like it.
"But now let's take a look at what Jinmay looks like in the mornin!" As Natalie spoke a familiar screen slid over the back wall. You all know what that means. The horrifying tape began.
From vantage point of a hidden camera, conveniently situated opposite Jinmay's bed (Yes, I made her have a bed!), a lump was covered in a purple quilt. The lump suddenly moved, rolled over and yawned. Several seconds of groaning followed before everyone saw Jinmay's actual form.
And let me tell you, it wasn't pretty.
The Torture Chamber heads had used the fact that Jinmay was made of metal to their advantage. It was a chance not to miss. What other villain was a robot? Oh yeah, Scrapperton. Ah well, they gotta get something else planned for him.
Jinmay's hair had been removed. It was no longer pink, or in pigtails. It was a very nice-looking Elvis style. A large mound of black hair sat on the front of the head. And that wasn't all. Jinmay's usually small torso was replaced by a big fat footballer's shirt, shoulder pads and all. The lot with extra cheese!
Jinmay hadn't yet noticed all this. She sat up, and amazingly didn't notice her much-bigger-than-usual feet under the blanket. She blinked, and walked over to the full-length mirror to get the sleep out of her eyes. She saw her reflection, blinked again, and screamed till everybody two planets over would be deafened for life.
"Right! Who thinks this is funny?! Huh?!" Jinmay stormed out of her room, the big Cat in the Hat-style feet, all black and furry, stomping on the floor. Jinmay was really scary when you screw with her hair, clothes, and her footwear in the one day!
"No one, I repeat, NO ONE messes with a girl and her accessories!" Jinmay was steamed, but she couldn't do anything about it. She grumbled through her breakfast, and realised something terrible. "Oh man." she gasped. Stuck on the fridge opposite her, was her to-do list. And what it read wasn't good.
Do shopping for Monkey Team
Jinmay swore and her spoon clattered in the bowl, spilling Rice Bubbles everywhere. "It's my turn to do the shopping for the monkeys and Chiro this week!"
And so was spent Jinmay's day, pushing a shopping trolley through the supermarket, receiving strange looks from all who passed her in the aisle. The Elvis hair, the footballer shirt and the big shoulder pads that she could barely support, and oh, the feet. The awful, awful feet. Torture Chamber had hijacked the supermarket security cameras as well.
Jinmay groaned, long and loud in the Torture Chamber. "Why me? Why on television?! Oh man." It was too much to bear. But it wasn't over yet.
Cedric grinned. "And now comes the part I told you about. A new segment has been added to Torture Chamber, specially for the second season. It's called,"
The lights were suddenly cut out and only a small uplight shining from under Cedric and Natalie remained, making their faces look freakier than ever. The two hosts faced the audience. Frightening music played from an organ. Cedric and Natalie put their faces up close to the camera. "It's called," Their eyes widened scarily. "We Know Your Secret." they said in the scariest voice the could manage.
Jinmay shivered. This did not sound good. The lighting returned to normal and Cedric rubbed his hands together in anticipation. "I'm really excited about this new segment Nat."
Natalie grinned. "You should be. You want to do the honours?"
"Are you joking?!" Cedric's eyes were wide and he was salivating.
Natalie handed her overexcited co-host a scroll of paper. He rolled it open, and cleared his throat a little overdramatically. "Once upon a time!" Cedric began. "There was a young girl named Jinmay. When she was very young, she did something that she kept secret from the entire city. And we here at Torture Chamber have gotten proof of it! Feast your eyes on this Shuggazoom!"
The Mighty Screen of Humiliation was once again put to its humiliating use, and some humiliating footage began to play. Yes, it was (Don't say it!) humiliating.
A three year-old Jinmay appeared, bedecked in a costume that her mother would think of as extremely cute and adorable. But to others witnessing the scene, it was just plain funny.
Running around in a Cinderella dress, Jinmay screamed, "I'm a princess! I'm a princess!" And she kept on saying such things for a good ten minutes.
A much older Jinmay's face was twisted into a grimace of shock and anger. "You people," she hissed. "have no idea how much I'm going to sue you for!!"
And to make things worse just at that particular moment, Chiro stood up in his seat. This was not wise. Be afraid, Chiro. Be very afraid.
"Chiro?! What are you doing here in this place?!" Jinmay yelled. "Don't tell me you helped these people!" Jinmay's eyes darkened dangerously.
"Um, YEAH! I did! I got Otto to switch your metal plates, and I bribed your mum for that home video!" Gee, wasn't he a great boyfriend? "Oh, and I stole your dwarves."
Jinmay's metal plates suddenly swelled, coming out from her body and enlarging. Soon Jinmay broke free of her chains, her mega robot form merely a quarter through its transformation, barely fitting into the set. The towering hunk of metal that was Jinmay, went over to the shelf with the Snow White and the Seven Dwarves figurines on it, picked up Sleepy, yanked out the arrow embedded in his face and threw it with amazing strength at Chiro.
The arrow found its mark in Chiro's chest. Jinmay gasped as the boy's larger-than-average head exploded. Huge gobs of putrid black goop covered the robot monkeys sitting next to what was formerly Chiro.
"I told you you were going to need that Chiro clone!"
The real Chiro, who was backstage of Torture Chamber, gulped. He shouldn't have done that, because Jinmay's sensors picked him up.
"Chiro! You come back here!" Jinmay thundered after the terrified boy, who was running out of the set as fast as he could manage. "I'm going to tear you apart limb from limb! I will sit on you and squash you! Very slowly! Then I will boil you up in a pot of boiling water hotter than Sotourix 7! Then I will chop you into little pieces! Then I will do it all again! Again I say! THEN I will gather up all the little pieces, and I will jump on them!!! Do you hear me Chiro?! Do you hear meeeee?!"
And so, the hunk of tin chased her boyfriend thorugh the city.
And the Torture Chamber workers couldn't be happier. Their first episode of the season had turned out magnificently. Think of what they could do next week! On national television! The possibilies are endless! And so so satisfying. I mean, take a look at Jinmay! That's what I call torture!
There it is! My first torturing session of the second season! Sweet sweet torture! More coming! R&R!
