HAT: I managed to get inspiration for Rumpelteazer and I think this is gonna be good... I'll let you know if it did waaaaaay down at the bottom. Okay, then, enjoy!

Disclaimer: I OWN ABSOLUTELY ALL OF- the plot... sadly CATS doesn't belong to me.


Rumpelteazer:

A white, orange, and black calico queen stands with her arms crossed over her chest while her tail swings viciously behind her and eyes turn to a pure dark green color in irritation. "What do you mean I can't come with you?!"

Standing before her is a tom with orange, black, and white calico fur and dark brown eyes with a hint of green in them. "I'm sorry Teazer, but you can't come," the tom replies, his Cockney accent tinted with fear and irritation. "Your scent's gonna give us away."

"It's never given me away before!" she declares.

"But it's stronger this time and I don't want you to get hurt because of some toms wanting to mess with you."

"You're so overprotective," the Cockney queen murmurs with a roll of her eyes.

His nose scrunches up. "Can you blame me? Please stay here. For me?"

Her eyes slowly turn back to their normal dark brown color before she releases a sigh. "Fine."

A huge grin splits Mungojerrie's face and he hugs his sitter. "Thank you. Stay away from Misto!"

Misto's more of a gentletom than that, Rumpelteazer thinks before turning to look for the black and white tux.

After searching for him for an hour she becomes very frustrated. She rounds the corner into the clearing and runs into an orange body. Luckily the owner of the body grabs her shoulders to keep her from falling onto the ground.

"Whoa, lass, what's the rush?"

She looks up at her guardian and smiles sheepishly. "Nothing, just looking for Misto... have you seen him?"

He frowns and takes a small breath before shaking his head and crossing his arms over his chest. "No, you're not allowed to see him at least for the next few days."

"Why?"

Glass-green eyes flash with reluctance. "Toms... can be rather... attracted to queens when... when in your state," he answers, his face turning reddish-orange while his eyes flicker to the side away from her. "You shouldn't be seeing your tomfriend."

"Jerrie said the same thing, but I promise that nothing'll happen."

"No, and that's final," he huffs with a slight growl in his voice.

The calico groans. "Fine, but when you end up missing some Scotch, it's your fault."

He pales before his ears flatten. "Rumelteazer, if you dare touch my Scotch, it's your hide on the line. I don't care if you're an adolescent, I'll still turn you over my knee like you're a kit."

Her striped tale twitches at the memories of being spanked by said guardian and knows that no matter how moody she is, she's not going to risk her tail. "Yes, sir."

"Good. Now- uh- your scent got rather strong just now so I'm gonna take a gander and say you need to wash up," he mutters, his gaze having shifted from her eyes to a junk pile after her reply.

Blush covers her face and she ends up stuttering, "U-um... thank you for letting me know, da... um... could you...?"

"Of course," he says quickly, practically running away.

Skimbleshanks, despite being around plenty of queens, still isn't used to his adopted daughter being so grown up. To be fair, Rumpelteazer isn't used to talking or even implying her... feminine problems with her adoptive father. Once she's clean she walks into the clearing and nearly runs into a black and white tux.

"Misto!"

"Hey Teazer," replies her tomfriend with a grin. "What's up?"

"I've been looking for you everywhere," she admits. "Dad and Jerrie said I shouldn't be around you for a few days, but..."

He chuckles. "You rebel," he teases before planting a quick kiss on her lips and when he pulls away there's blush covering his white face. "S-sorry, I-don't know what came over me."

"I-it's okay," she murmurs, remembering what her guardian had told her. "It was nice."

Mistoffelees is suddenly grabbed by Tugger and dragged away, causing Rumpelteazer to huff. Why are they trying to keep the two apart? It's an innocent attraction as far as she's concerned. It was only a kiss. Before she knows it she's being dragged by Jellylorum in the opposite direction of her tomfriend.

"Listen, Teazer, we need to talk about-"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The calico and the tux scream simultaneously.


HAT: I had no idea it would turn out like this, but... there!

Rumpelteazer: Thanks for to putting the conversation... I really don't want to relive it.

HAT: At least it wasn't Skimble that gave you 'the talk' otherwise... *shivers*

Rumpelteazer: *shivers violently* Dear, Everlasting, I don't want to even imagine. Review.