I DON'T OWN ONE PIECE!! If I did the girls would kick ass as much as Sanji, Zoro and Luffy.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR 'TONGE JUST SLIPPED'?! THANKS TO YOUR 'TONGE JUST SLIPPED' WE ALL ARE GOING TO DIE!!" Outch. My ears, and my head... "We that just arrived in the Grand Line... And so we get the Shinbukai after us!!"
"Already? We got lucky", Zoro said.
"I wonder who they are", Luffy answered.
"YAY!! WE ARE GOING TO GET ON CROCODILE-SAN'S DEATH LIST!!", I smiled as I called out. "THAT IS AWESOME!! I already love this place!"
"YOU THREE, SHUT UP!!", Nami yelled at us. Pointing at us. Then she started to walk away. "It was fun as long it lasted."
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We stopped when we saw the adorable otter drawing something. He showed up four pictures. One at Zoro, one at Luffy that didn't smile... Which looked weird. One at Nami, and one at me. I flipped over to the otter and took it's pencil.
"Not like that, my hair is a little shorter, and my eyes is just half open...", I started to give directions as I helped it to correct my picture. Then I gave it back, as I've also wrote a message to Crocodile at the back.. "Really beautiful pictures. I hope Crocodile-san likes them, oh, and tell him to read my message at the back of my picture!"
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"YAY!! WE CAN GO TO ALABASTA AND SE MORE CUTE ANIMALS WHILE WE GIVE BAROQUE WORKS A RUN FOR IT!!" Yes, it was me. Who else would come up with that crazy idea?
Then I ignored Igaram's short speak until I cut him of, stealing his lines as I stole Crocus before.
"Oh, I almost forgot! As a member of Shinbukai there is no bounty at his head today, but at that time he got that prize at his head, Crocodile-san's bounty was at 80 million beli!", I smiled. "Awesome! Can we give Vivi-san lift home to Alabasta, Luffy-san?"
"Is it true? Sounds fun. We'll do that!" Yes, Luffy never says no to a challenge.
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"But it is that that is fun, Nami-san!! And we maybe get to see Smoker-san again! I want to try a fire thrower towards him!!"
"YOU ARE CRAZY!!", she yelled at me.
"Thank you", I smiled.
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"SHIMBUKAN WILL BE EASY!!", I called out. "THEY HAVE TO LOOK OUT!! THE STRAWE HAT CREW IS COMING FOR THEM!! YIIHOOO!!"
I created wings and flew to the boat to help Zoro. He had just gotten the anchor up at deck. I ran into the kitchen, hugged the duck, and then took a headache tablet. I walked out at deck when I heard Vivi scream about that we didn't get to leave someone here. I blinked.
"What is it?", I asked.
"Her gigantic duck is gone!! He use to come when she call him", Nami said.
"Oh, you mean that cute duck? He is here!", I pointed at Cauree that just came up beside me ad held up a wing. "He was in the kitchen when I came here!"
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"Aa...", I said, making her look behind her at me. "Can I call you Robin-san, or shall I call you Miss All Sunday-san? I like Robin-san more, but I want to hear what you thing..."
"You can call me Robin", she assured, and I smiled my biggest smile.
"Thank you, Robin-san!"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!", Vivi yelled. "MISS ALL SUNDAY!!"
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"Oh, Vivi-san", I said. "I think Robin-san let you shadow her! Robin-san is nice!" The last thing did I add because Robin let me call her 'Robin-san'.
"Correct", Robin smiled.
"What?", Luffy asked, looking at Vivi. "What a nice one!"
"I KNOW THAT YOU SAW US!", Vivi called out. "I GUESS IT WAS YOU WHO TOLD HIM TO!!"
"What?", Luffy said, now turning to Robin. "What an mean one!"
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Nami picked out her weapon, Zoro almost drew his sword, Sanji was aiming a gun towards her and Usopp where aiming his weapon against her. It was just three of us that didn't do anything: Vivi, Luffy and me. I grinned, as I knew how this would end, I ignored what was said. Sanji and Usopp was thrown down to the others, and the other had their weapons thrown to the ground.
"You should not attack a person when you don't know his or her powers", I said. "You might die if the person is someone like Crocodile-san. She has eaten a Devil Fruit, so be a bit more careful next time, or I'm going to send steel feathers after you."
"Ho ho... Don't be in such hurry. I haven't gotten any order. I'm not going to fight you", she smiled. "But your friend is correct in her statement."
"Why of course! My name is Saya! I'm tactician!"
"Nice to meet you, Tactician-san", she said and I smiled a huge smile, as Luffy's Straw Hat flew up to her. "So you are the captain of the Straw Hats? Monkey D. Luffy."
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"Look! Dolphins!"
"Oh! So cute!", I squealed, and Nami tough so to. Then I heard the others yell:
"YOU ARE CALLING THAT THING CUTE?!"
I smiled. "IT IS KAWAII!! IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW BIG IT IS!! I WANT TO HUG IT!!"
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"THERE IT IS! THE SECOND ISLAND IN THE GRAND LINE, LITTLEGARDEN AND IT'S CUTE ANIMALS!!"
All turned to me, and Nami and Usopp looked terrified, as they knew my cute was a bit off, Vivi looked at them confused and I smiled a huge grin along with Luffy, Sanji and Zoro looked amused. I looked at the trees, ignoring what they said, but when I heard the bird, I looked at it. I smiled.
"YAY!! WE ARE IN THE DINOSAUR FOREST!! SANJI-SAN, I WANT FOOD!! THEN I'M GOING TO LOOK AT CUTE DINOSAURS!!"
"I KNEW IT WOULD BE SOMTHING LIKE THAT WHEN YOU SAID IT WAS CUTE ANIMALS ON IT", Usopp and Nami screamed at me, at the same time, then Nami added: "CAN'T YOU BE NORMAL FOR ONCE?!"
"Nah, don't feel like it..."
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"Henge: Tenshi!" I got two pair of white angel-wings and flew of.
I flew over the island until I saw something at a rock, so I decided to fly down to look what it was, I saw the two giants clash a good bit away from me, it was hard to see them. I landed and saw a starving Pterosaurs. I blinked and hugged it, then I took out fish and meat from my food-bag and started to feed the cute creature where I sat. I saw that it was a female at it's neb, and smiled. It wasn't big, and i guessed that it was a female Coloborhynchus (A/N: Look it up at google, but it is a dinosaur, one of the biggest flying what I know). I smiled at it, and soon it had eaten all my food. I stood up and left with the wings. When I heard something behind me I stopped in mid-air and looked behind me. The dinosaur was following me. I laughed.
"Well then, let's fly to Usopp and Nami, Kayra!", I called out at the dinosaur as I decided to call her Kayra after Kaya. "We might get to meet a giant!"
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I petted her on the head. "Her name is Kayra! She is my pet Coloborhynchus!", I grinned. "I saved her from starve to death, so she followed me! I like her!"
"WE SHOULD HAVE GUESSED THAT YOU WOULD BRING SOMTHING LIKE THAT!!", they yelled at me.
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Crocodile was thinking at the message at the back of the drawing at the fifteen year old girl Mr 13 showed him. She had probably told the otter to do so. Itty bitty sandman... Doesn't sound good... Anyway, Sand-Man, Mr 0-san or Crocodile-san... I hope we meet soon! Luffy-san is going to kick your ass! See you, from the crazy shape shifter, Saya! He shook his head. What was that for something, give a message to your enemy?
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"Good day, it is the shit-restaurant. Do you want a table?", he answered and I giggled.
"Don't come with idiotic jokes, idiot!", I heard Crocodile's voice. "I'm waiting at your and your partner's report."
"Report... Ahh... Who am I talking to?"
"Idiot, Mr 3!", I growled to him so he would get it. "It is Mr 0! The boss!"
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"An Eternal Pose towards Alabasta. You and Mr 3 will travel to Alabasta, Miss Golden Week. It is time for our final project to accomplish our goal. You will get more details in Alabasta. Wait for orders there."
I gave it back to Sanji, transformed back, grabbed the Unluckies that appeared in the windows and knocked them out through throwing them hard in the floor, then I transformed back to Miss Golden Week and took the phone back.
"Well? Have they arrived?"
"Yes, they just got here. And they just gave us the Eternal Pose. Since the kids are dead and you don't have to worry more about them, we will be heading for Alabasta right away", I told him.
"This is the last time I will contact you using the phone. The Marine has started to detect our calls. All future orders will be sent by mail as usual. That was all. Good luck, Mr 3, Miss Golden Week."
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"Come on, Sanji-san, Kayra. Let's find the others!"
Chapter 8: Meet the Eating King!
I looked at the Eternal Pose and we left the house to hunt down the others.
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Somewhere in the Grand Line, at the sea, a marine ship was looking for another ship. One of the marines had just listened at something at a 'radio' and beside him did an officer stand. The officer shouted out:
"COMMANDER! Commander Smoker! You should listen at what we got at the radio!" Rex was staring at the 'radio' as he screamed that.
"What?", Smoker asked. Soon he heard it. "Play it once more."
"Got it, commander!", Rex answered with a smirk.
"Tashigi! Come over here and listen!", Smoker called at the other officer at the ship.
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"TASHIGI!! ARE YOU HEARING ILL, YOU SWORD-CRAZY CHICK!!", Smoker now yelled witch got Tashigi to open the door.
"I- I AM SORRY!!", she yelled. "What do you want, Smoker-san? Do you want coffee?!"
"Nah, Tashigi-san, he just wants you to get over here", Rex yawned.
The girl ran over to them, and Smoker spoke again:
"Listen. It is two men and one woman that is talking."
"We just heard it. Ready, Tashigi-san?", Rex spoke.
"Y-yes! I'm ready!"
Then the black snail phone started... "Krsch... Schhh... ...talking to?... ...Idiot, Mr. 3... ...princess Vivi... Straw Hat's... ...yet... Krsch... Krsch... ...Yes. Mission complete... Krsch..."
"Straw Hat's...!! The Straw Hat crew!!", Tashigi called out.
"That is correct. Even if it is a lot of disturbing we get out six important words here", Smoker spoke. "Princess Vivi, the Straw Hat, Mr 3, Miss Golden Week, Mr 0 and orders trough mail."
"Mr 0 and Mr 3...", Rex grumbled. "Can it have something to do with that Mr 11-guy that we captured in Luness yesterday?"
He nodded towards a guy in weird cloths, a weird hat with weird cloths, an 11 as an tattoo in his face that was tied to a mast. He grinned towards him, took a step, tripped and fell down to hit the face in the deck in front of Mr 11.
"Well... Maybe. If the numbers are code names and it is sent out orders by mail it might be about a criminal organization...", Smoker said as Rex got up.
"Ha ha! Mr 0? Criminal Organization? What is this for some stupid talk?", Mr 11 spoke.
"Then what is it for order by mail I found in your pocket then?!", Rex spoke to him.
Mr 11 got panic. "Eh? It? Yes, it is..."
"'It'...?!", Smoker asked. "There was nothing in your pocket."
Mr 11 got a funny face when he noticed that he got tricked by a clumsy guy Rex noticed. Smoker sat down in his chair.
"Princess Vivi... That is the princess of Alabasta that disappeared", Smoker spoke.
"It is right now a revolution going on in Alabasta. Can it be that the criminal organization and the Straw Hat crew is in the middle of this?", Tashigi asked.
"...I don't know", Smoker spoke. "But it is the only clue that points at the Straw Hat's right now."
"So... Are we going to Alabasta?", Rex answered as he came up beside Tashigi.
"...yeah. Contact the headquarters and get a Eternal Pose sent here", Smoker told a marine.
"Hai!"
"It is time to travel to the kingdom Alabasta."
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We found the others. And Sanji was the first one to react.
"Oooooooh!! NAMI-SWAAAN!! VIVI-CHWAAAN!!", he called out. "And the rest." I sweat dropped as he didn't thing the others where so important. "You made it!! I am so happy!"
"YATTA!! LUFFY-SAN!! ZORO-SAN!! VIVI-SAN!! YOU HAVE TO MEET MY PET!! HER NAME IS KAYRA!!", I called running over to them, followed by my pet.
"Oh! Sanji! Saya!", Luffy greeted.
"Lazy asses! So it is time to show up now!"
"But Usopp-san! I got lost, then I found that white house in the middle of nowhere, so I walked in and there I found tea, so I sat down and drank tea!", I smiled.
"WHAT THE HE!!...!! ARE YOU MR 3?!", Sanji yelled at the giant.
Giant... The nice Brogy was there, and a new, huge guy. I guessed it was Dorry. Then I hit Sanji.
"He doesn't have any 3's on him, Sanji-san! Of course he can't be Mr 3!"
"How do you two know that name?", Nami asked as I noticed that she was walking around with only a bra at her upper part of her body.
"Oh, Nami-san!! So incredible nice dressed you are today!"
"Well, we just talked to Mr 0 a bit", I said. "And Kayra is cute, right Luffy-san?" I pointed at Kayra, that was standing beside Cauree, the dinosaur was as big as the duck.
"SUGOII!!", Luffy called out.
"Where the hell did you find a dinosaur as a pet?", Zoro grumbled.
"WHY DID I EXPECT YOU TO CHOSE SUCH WEIRD PET AS A DINOSAUR?!", Vivi yelled at me, then she paused as she realized what I said first. "...so you two just talked to MR 0...?!"
"Well, I guess", I shrugged it of. "He thought Sanji-san was Mr 3-san and that I was Miss Golden Week-chan."
"So he thinks we are dead?", Vivi asked.
"Yes...! I told him that", Sanji spoke.
"Ooh! A golden moment and we can't move from the spot!!", Usopp spoke, and I blinked.
"Why not, Usopp? Why do we need to stay here, beside all the CUTE animals?", I asked as i held up the Eternal Pose. "We that got this from the cute otter and birdie and all!"
Then all gagged and I blinked. Sanji blinked as well and we looked at each other.
"What's with them?"
"No idea, Saya-kwuuun!!"
Then I covered my ears. "I'll fly to the ship!", I called out. "I will make my jacket to a jacket for Kayra!" With that I grew wings and flew away, followed by said bird.
While Sanji and Zoro was fighting outside I was sitting in the kitchen and making my winter-clothes, that will say two jackets, pants and glows, to cloths fitting my dear pet, but also so she could fly while she had on it. I stuck out my head when I heard the giants voices, ignoring what they spoke.
"Okay!! Right ahead!", Luffy spoke. I got a really bad feeling.
"BYE-BYE GIGANT GUYS!! IT WAS NICE MEETING YA!!", I yelled at them, waving at them.
"We will meet again", Dorry spoke.
"We promise!", Brogy spoke.
"LOOK OVER THERE!", Nami yelled.
I turned and looked in front of a ship to see a huge goldfish. I blinked, then I hugged Kayra.
"Mutant goldfish...!! That is evil...!!"
The next thing I knew was that we was swallowed by the evil, mutated goldfish just as a huge hole opened up and we where flying. I gasped.
"WE ARE FLYING KAYRA!! WE ARE FLYING!!" Even Kayra screeched in happiness. "THANK YOU, GIGANTS!! I WANT TO COME BACK TO YOU AND THE CUTE DINOSAURS SOME DAY!!" I waved again.
Then we began to travel to Alabasta. I sat with Nami and Vivi, sewing the winter clothes for Kayra, that was sleeping beside me.
"You know! One day, I promise!!I will travel to Elbaf and the Warriors village!"
Oi, Usopp, it almost sounded like you wanted to travel to a hidden village in the Elemental Country's or something. Oh, I wanted to go there to! Become a ninja! Oh, wait, I was a pirate now, with an awesome power.
"I am really tired now, after all that... Vivi... Can you look so we are going the right way?"
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"Now then, at last can you come home to Alabasta", Nami smiled. "Well, that depends if the travel there goes as planned."
"And nothing goes as planned when you are in this crew", I spoke up.
"Yes... I have to get home", Vivi spoke to us. "It is the only way possible to save my kingdom now... I will survive and reach Alabasta...!! What are you doing by the way, Saya?"
"I'm sewing a winter-jacket to Kayra in case we arrives at a winter island. I can't allow her to freeze to death."
"I didn't know you could sew", Nami stated.
"Not me either", I grinned.
I sucked at sewing, actually, but now I seemed really good at it. My fingers moved at its own. I stared down at what I did, spacing out as I thought at what I've done before.
"...does the ladies want coffee or tea to?", Sanji asked about our food.
"TEA!!", I called out. "A BIG CUP OF TEA!!"
Then we noticed that Usopp and Luffy was drooling, and a wain popped at Sanji's forehead.
"You have your snack in the kitchen."
"Vivi... Saya... I think I'll rest a bit..." I looked at Nami as I got a really bad feeling...
"Sure, Nami, I'll keep the...", she stopped as Nami collapsed. "Eh...? HURRY OVER HERE SOMEBODY! PANIC!!"
"What is it, Vivi?", Luffy asked.
"NAMI-SAN...!!", I called out. "SHE IS REALLY, REALLY SICK...!!"
I wasn't listing when Sanji was crying. Then I heard Vivi speak:
"I think it is the weather...", Vivi spoke. "One of the deadly dangers with the Grand Line is the illness that the weather bring... You hear stories about strong pirates that died of this sickness. The tiniest mistake can lead to the death. Is it someone at this ship that knows something about things like this?"
There was a pause as Luffy and Usopp pointed at Nami.
"Is it hard to be sick?", Luffy asked.
"Well... I've never been sick so..."
"I've not been sick for a long time so I've forgot how it is to be sick..."
"WHAT ARE YOU FOR MONSTERS?!"
"Of course it is hard...! 41...", I didn't get the last part of that, "It is not normal! It might be a deadly sickness...!!"
"GHAAAA!!", Luffy, Sanji and Usopp yelled.
"IS NAMI GOING TO DIE?!" Luffy...
"DWON'T DWIE DABIIII-SZWAAD!!" Sanji, and he is crying... Oi...
"AAAAAA!!" Usopp...
"KVAA", and Cauree.
"BUT BE A LITTLE QUIET THEN!", Vivi yelled.
"Wait... How long did Nami-san go without anything at her chest beside the bra?"
"Well, a while before you arrived until we got to the ship... Why do you ask, Saya?", Vivi answered my question.
"IS SHE NUTS?!", I called out. "WALK AROUND IN A SUCH OLD FOREST SHOWING HER STOMAGE!! SHE COULD HAVE GOTTEN THE 5-DAY-SICKNESS!!"
"Is that so bad?", Luffy asked. "It does wear of after 5 days right?"
I hit my head in the wall.
"No, Luffy-san", I said. "After 5 days of that sickness you die. I really hope she didn't get it..."
"WE HAVE TO FIND A DOCTOR THAT CAN SAVE HER!" Yes, Luffy! Let's go and find Chopper and Doctor Kureha!
"Yeah! Take it easy, you are disturbing her!" Vivi.
I walked out and sat down beside Zoro as I kept my sewing up. Then I decided to go to the girls room to get some peace. When I came up I saw a big typhoon or something. I stared.
"AWESOME!!", I called out and got hit over the head by Nami.
"DON'T BE STUPID, SAYA!!"
Then Nami collapsed, i catch her and walked in with her. Soon it was snowing, as i got finished with Kayra's jacked and in my cat-woman-shape was looking so she didn't freeze all the time, until i saw something at the same time as Zoro.
"Oi, Zoro? Can humans stand on the water?"
"Don't ask me", said warrior answered.
We walked to the front and looked at the man.
"It is a bit cold today", the weird man spoke, and I stared at him. Kayra looked at him as well, as she got a double jacket as one.
"...yes, it actually is", Luffy agreed.
"Sure. Not only a bit. It is really cold!"
"Is it?", the weird man asked.
"Yeah, is it? I think it is really warm!", I spoke up as I wagged my tail.
"OF COURSE YOU THINK IT IS WARM, YOU HAVE FUR!!", Usopp yelled at me.
"I'm going to get headache", I stated. "AND DON'T YELL AT ME!! CAT-EARS IS MORE THEN DOUBLE AS SENSATIVE AS A HUMANS!!"
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Then a HUGE ship came up from nowhere and showed out to have a big metal hippo with a crown and a ugly flag at it. I snorted. It was huge but ugly.
"MAA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! WELL? SUPRISED?", someone yelled. "WATCH THE..." I ignored the rest.
"Idiots", I spoke as I grew claws from my hands. One meter long claws. "And that is a really ugly ship. Huge but ugly." Then I got a huge couple of guns pointed at my head. "You know... The point-gun-at-head thing is so out rated? The head is actually quite hard to hit from distance, the best should be to try to hit the chest or stomach, because even if you don't hit the heart you might hit any other virtual organ." To respond I they clicked the guns.
"DON'T GIVE TIPS TO THE ENEMY, SAYA!!", Zoro yelled at me,
Sanji rushed out and spoke when he stopped. "Hm... ...and? What is happening?"
"We are under attack", Luffy answered.
"Yes... I've got that much of the situation..."
"Oi, idiots! We are in a hurry!", I called out, wagging my tail.
"Hmm... Five persons...", a strange, fat guy spoke. "They can't possible be just five. But whatever... We have to ask them..."
"He ate the knife? And Nami-san thinks my power is wicked", I grumbled. "That is just plane weird."
"We want to the Drum Empire", he spoke. "Do you have an Eternal Pose there, or a Log Pose?"
"No, we don't. And I've never heard about the Drum Empire..." I froze.
"Exactly! So be gone now!" Luffy.
"Oi, oi... Not the winter island Drum, right? The one known for their..." I stopped looking at Luffy. "Well, I'll take that later... When this idiot is gone. I hate winters. They are to cold."
"Well, it seems like the girl know about Drum..."
"Uh, beside it is being ruled over by a tyrant to a king, is a winter island and is known for something I'll take later, so no."
"Well, if you don't have a Log I want your treasures. But first I'm a bit hungry", the king of Drum, Vapol, spoke as he took a bite of our ship.
"We don't have any treasures...", I grumbled. "Nami-san has everything..."
"STOP EATING MY SHIP!!" As someone tried to stop him he hit the person on the head.
"YAY!! FIGHT!!", I called out, starting to slash the people with my claws. It was easy to avoid getting shot as they only aimed for the head and ignored the tips I've given them. Then I've heard something from the other ship.
"They started to fight themselves", I heard the weird man say.
"Idiots. They are going to die now", I heard another voice.
I growled and grabbed two enemies and threw them right at those two, as I shouted: "I HEARD THAT YOU TWO IDIOTS!! IF WE ARE GOING TO DIE, SO WHAT?! WE AT LAST PULLED UP A FIGHT, AND WE WASTED OUR LIFES AS FAST WE BECAME PIRATES!!" Then I returned to my fight.
Then Vapol ate Luffy. I turned my face to look where his hands where and whistle as I heard the may complain over Luffy been something... Well, he is of rubber after all. And so was Vapol a star in the sky. My claws disappeared.
Next day I was sitting in the crows nest as I was half-cat half-human as normally. I looked around after the island close by after something Vivi had told us, then I called out:
"I SE AN ISLAND OF SNOW!! AND I HOPE THERE IS A LOT OF CUTE ANIMALS THERE!! Don't you too, Kayra?" Said dinosaur screeched in agreement. I jumped down to Sanji. "I think that is Drum. It is an island known for their doctors. And of course I didn't say it when Luffy did listen yesterday."
He nodded and i stared at one of the mountains, the one with the castle on as we arrived at the island. Zoro looked at us.
"Well? Who will go and look for a doctor? Or first of all, people."
"I will go!", Luffy held up his hand.
"I will go too!!", Sanji spoke.
"ME THREE!! ME THREE!!", I yelled as I where hyper. "And Kayra of course!"
Oh, a three man team. Now we would just need a sensei, and some cool ninja outfit and headbands so could we make an excellent Genin team from a ninja village! I grinned.
"You have come here but will not go any longer, pirates!", I heard someone say and looked around.
We where surrounded by a lot of people, a whole village probably. And all had weapons, and they didn't seem like those people you could talk to a friendly way... I curled to a ball and hugged Kayra close, since I for once didn't want to fight. They didn't seem mean.
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They where aiming weapons at us!
Next Chapter: Thanks to Vivi we somehow made peace with the villagers and they leader, Dalton. He would make a good Hokage- Wait! This isn't Naruto! It is One Piece! Anyway! We meet a cute hiking bear, get to hear about the witchy doctor I really want to meet: A old, bad-ass woman... I hope she like tea to! Then she could be my souls friend! Then Sanji, Luffy and I will have to bring Nami to the doctor at the mountain. Hope we get to hand Vapol his ass later, but now we have to get to the doctor before Nami dies! Hurry!
