The Nine Sided Dice:

Jack Spicer's Feelings Episode Three

Before anything else, I like to apoligize for this chapter. Even though it's a little, segestive, (Yeah right! More like Nc-17!) SHUT UP CONCENCES! I WANT PEOPLE TO READ. Looks enbracesed Any way, I like to aploigize, and for people that don't like trees with holes in them, vaseline,tissues, or the last chapter, skip this so you won't be grossed out. Thank you.


(Welcoming music plays. Camera turns to a brown eye, brown hair girl, about fifteen. She's wearing a blue business like dress suit. She's sitting. Her name's Alex, but we will call her, Narrator, sense she narrates my stories).

Narrator: Hello everybody! I'm happy to be back! Oh, I also would like to thank the S.W.A.T. Team, and the brave pilots whom shot Anger off of this station's antenna! I'm sort of sad though. Those pretty orange eyes are in a prison! Oh well! On today's show, our visiting feeling is, Happy!

(Happy skips out and sits in a chair. He has yellow eyes, as opposed to his brother Evil, red eyes, or his brother Anger, orange.)

Happy: HI EVERYBODY!

Audience: HI HAPPY!

Narrator: Hello Happy! How ya feeling?

Happy: I'm feeling ecstatic, hungry, joyful, stupefied, and of course, HAPPY!

Narrator: I'm happy to hear that!

Happy: No, I'm happy to be here!

Narrator: Can't wait to get to the questions?

Happy: No, I can't!

Narrator: Here's our first question, (Pulls out card) "What is your guilty pleasure?"

Happy: Hmmm… I'm not sure…

Narrator: You don't have to answer if you want to...

Happy: No I want to. (Thinks for a while) My guilty pleasure has to be trees with holes in them!

Narrator: (Confused) Why?

Happy: (Gives an evil grin) Because…

Narrator: OH MY GOD! EWWW! OH REALCH! REALCH!

Happy: Hehehehe

(Audience ewws, and says many bad words and other things)

Narrator: That's just not right!

Happy: Well, you did say "guilty" pleasure…

Narrator: But that's too far!

Happy: Well, I wouldn't have to do that if I had a girlfriend…(stares at narrator whom was drinking glass of water.)

Narrator: (Spits out water on audience) No way! Not uh! Nope, not (Yawns) me…

Happy: To bad, because you're mine anyway…

(Narrator passes out, happy runs over and picks her up bridal style, and starts walking off stage.)

Happy: That's all we have for today's show! See you next time on The Nine Sided Dice: Jack Spicer's feelings!

(Closing music plays, credits role, end show, but a little added footage at end…)

(Happy is in a hotel room, Narrator is on the bed. He looks out the door and closed it, making sure no one sees.)

Happy: (Through door) I'm so happy right now!

This is the really and truly a disturbing and wrong

END


I'm here to help you discribe Happy! Imagen Spicer, you got it? Now, minus all his Goth stuff, and add regular clothes., regular hair, and no googles. There! Easy, no?