A/N: The crackiest of them all. Kind of. Socrates alert!

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Bitter and Self-Righteous

Squalo used to tell Yamamoto all the time that rain is just one god or another pissing through a sieve. Or maybe it was Gokudera who said it. Or maybe he read it somewhere.

Anyway, Yamamoto knows better.

Rain is really just a product of giant pandas doing a sky dance on clouds. When the clouds get too full of water, they call on giant pandas to do a dance on top of them and when the pandas get too excited that's thunder. They have strobe lights up there too, so when the pandas really get into the dance it causes lightening.

Yamamoto is smart enough to know that rain isn't god piss. Who did they think he was?

When Byakuran comes into his hospital room telling him that blessings from marshmallow faeries are what make it rain, Yamamoto had to get back up and fight.


If you didn't feel the desperate need to review after eight chapters of crack, then you must be in need of some angst. Cry me a river or review!