Disclaimer: I own nothing not even a dust bunny. "Vampire Knight" belongs to Matsuri Hino.

Warnings: OOCness, Gay vampires, grammar mistakes, swearing

A/N at the end of the road.


Chapter 8: I like every bone in your body, especially mine

It was a sunny afternoon; clouds drifting by as birds soared across the skies. Many students were out and about in town, enjoying their Saturday's at the mall, park or whatever it is that young teens like to do in the weekend's.

"Did Zero pass through here?" The pureblood asked his nobles who were sitting in the lounge area; heavy curtains closed tightly, enveloping the room in a hazy darkness with just a slit of sunlight passing through each time the wind blew.

"He did, you might find Kiryuu-kun at the stables Kaname. Isn't that where he usually goes to before he does his rounds?" One of the vampires replied (which was Takuma).

At first Kaname's entourage were sceptical of Zero Kiryuu, they (mainly Aidou and Souen) and the prefect never saw eye-to-eye. It was a shock to them when Kaname announced in the moon dormitories foyer the identity of his true mate. To think it was the sullen and sarcastic hunter, they never would've guessed it (even Seiren was surprised).

Takuma Ichijo, vice president of the night class had no problem with the ex-human being Kaname's mate, in fact he had secretly "ship" the two with each other in his mind every time he saw their interaction. It started when he mysteriously received a gift box of high-quality manga's he's never seen before; nothing unsual or so he thought.

Halfway through the book he realized he was reading yaoi, but by then he was already hooked onto the storyline and beautiful artwork; coincidentally the two lead characters had a striking resemblance to Kiryuu-kun and Kaname-sama, heck, the dialogue seemed like something the prefect and pureblood would say to one another.

He couldn't help but think they looked good together; opposites attract they say, so he decided from that moment on to become a Kaze fanboy, a term he overheard from a few gossiping day class ladies (it seems he wasn't alone in shipping his leader with the silverette). He remembered almost bursting into joy when his OTP (One True Pairing) became official, he internally squealed.

"Ah...Takuma is fanboying right now, isn't he?" An auburn haired youth by the name of Senri Shiki wondered aloud. His best friend and partner in modeling Rima Touya; a ginger-haired female shrugged with a 'who knows?' expression on her normally blank face.

Sitting across from them were the other three vampires of Kaname's inner circle; Akatsuki Kain, Hanabusa Aidou and Ruka Souen.

Akatsuki had no serious issue with Kiryuu, the only reason he got into to troublesome situations that involved the angry prefect was because of Hanabusa; his cousin (although a genius) could be a real idiot. He's lost count how many detention slips he's acquired over the years trying (failing miserably) to keep the blond from getting them both into trouble.

"Hmph. Kiryuu's definitely with that evil horse, she's got to have demonic blood. Same with that cat I see following him around all the time now. One time I came across Kiryuu at the stables and that cat was there, it gave me a snobbish look of 'You are so beneath me', I didn't think cats could even do that!" The blond huffed angrily before continuing;

"What made the situation worse, was that the horse seemed to neigh in agreement, she was laughing at me!" Hanabusa hissed, running an agitated hand through his golden tresses.

Ruka rolled her eyes; ignoring the blond's unnecessary rant she went back to painting her nails. Akatsuki merely shook his head and sighed from his seat next to Ruka.

"It seems your charms don't work on all females, what a shame really. I would've loved to see your attempt on seducing White Lily and Rosalina." A clear voice rung from the living room entrance.

All eight vampires turned their attention to the new guest, who was none other than the person they were talking about. Standing there with hands in pockets, shoulders slightly relaxed and nonchalant facial. The gaze of a hunter analyzing and memorizing every part of the room (including themselves), only made the night class students slightly uncomfortable (exception being Kaname and Seiren).

Kaname of course was used to his lover's intense stare, he actually adored it, especially if they were focused solely on him; just the two of them...

Alone.

In a bedroom.

Naked.

Doing very "adult" activities. Kaname smirked slyly.

Violet orbs narrowed as they came upon Kaname. The prefect knew without a single doubt, his mate was thinking perverted stuff which most likely involved him getting fucked. Hard.

'Not today Satan. Not today. I'll shoot his dick off if it gets anywhere near me' the silver haired youth thought vindictively. He loves Kaname... but sometimes the brunet can be such a pain in the ass (literally) he wants to kill him, but only sometimes.

"Woohoo!"

Everyone turned to Takuma, who blushed at the attention.

"Sorry I just thought of something um, uh...interesting?" The vice president nervously rubbed the back of his head. He should really tone down his fanboying whenever he sees "Kaze".

"Anyways, Kaname-"

"Yes love?" The pureblood suddenly appeared in front of Zero, grasping the silverette's smaller hands into his own.

Mahogany clashed with lavender in a staring contest; to anyone looking from the outside it would seem like two people gazing lovingly into each other's eyes when in fact Zero was glaring with a 'you better not fuck with me' look, while Kaname had a smug countenance of 'but I like fucking you'.

"You're such a dick Kaname."

"A dick that loves thrusting into your cute ass-" slender hands quickly covered the pureblood's mouth from saying anything more perverted; because Zero knew how utterly filthy Kaname could get. If Zero didn't stop Kaname in time, the brunet would continue to describe in great detail all the explicit things he would do to the hunter.

No one needs to what they do/have done in the bedroom or classrooms...or outside in the forest and gardens...or that one time in the headmaster's office. Zero blinked once then twice. Sometimes the prefect wonders why his mate is such a sex maniac but knowing how Kaname thinks, the pureblood would probably say something cheesy.

He could remember a moment Kaname saying to him; "Because your beauty is more radiant than the moon, it is your inner light that guide's me through the darkness."

Zero had to admit that was sweet of Kaname, but as always his pureblood would soon add a few innuendos and just bluntly tell him; "We should fuck. A lot. Then make love until I get you pregnant."

Which FYI, he is a male, an ex-human who's a guy with a penis. He did not have a vagina, and no matter what Kaname, Yuki, Kaito and some other's have said, he's not fucking feminine...so what if he can cook and clean? Or has worn a dress (not willingly of course)? Or he's known as the "woman" in his relationship? That does not make him a girl and anyone who thinks so is a sexist idiot who needs to educate themselves or be shot by his Bloody Rose.

Also there is no way he can get pregnant despite the countless episodes Kaname has fucked him. Honestly, Kaname would make up any sort of excuse to bed him; the damn bastard.

"Meeewww"

An adorable little whine came from below Zero; the two soul mates looked down and saw the scottish fold pawing at Zero's leg, wanting the silverette's attention on her.

"Rosalina, I thought I told you to stay with Lily." Zero tutted with hands on hips, staring questionably at his cat but she only purred and rubbed her head against the boy's leg.

Sighing, he bent down to carry her.

"I spoil you too much. Both you and Lily."

A husky chuckle from his lover sounded in his ear;

"Well it can't be helped Zero, you are, after all, their darling mama." Kaname impishly added, loving the rosy blush and annoyance clearly seen on the prefect's face.

"You son of a bit-"

"Tsk, tsk. Such dreadful language mustn't pass your lips my love. Not in front of our daughter." Kaname interjected, smiling joyously; wrapping his arms around his little hunters waist, bringing that delectable body closer.

Rosalina, if she could, would've shrugged her shoulders. But she is only a cat. Oh well...she's going to nap now, since she's finally back in her "Mother's" arms.

If looks could kill, Kaname would be six feet under the dirt, stones and cement from the "Kiryuu Death Glareā„¢"...fortunately (or unfortunately in Zero's opinion) the pureblood had gained immunity to his beloved hunters doom stare.

"I'm not a fucking woman Kaname!" Zero hissed back at his vampiric lover, quite tempted to pull out Bloody Rose and shoot the arrogant bastard, but he didn't want wake up Rosalina or start an unnecessary fight.

"I know you're not, but you are my queen and soon-to-be-wife. You already have motherly-"

"Brotherly!" Zero pointed out.

"-instincts. I've seen how you took great care of Kaien and Yuki including Wakaba, even the students from the sun dormitories." Kaname continued spouting off his dearest silverette's caring side; completely ignoring Zero cussing like an angry sailor. Aaahh...so feisty, his little hunter's reaction were always amusing.

"Despite your feminine features-" Kaname jauntily carried on.

A scowl marred the prefect's exterior.

"You are in fact male. A beautifully exquisite male." The pureblood spoke softly, gently caressing his mate's cheekbones and jawline.

"Kana-" Zero groaned, yet was silenced by a finger.

"Ssh...let me finish. Your body is a wonderland of skin as smooth as silk, it would make even an angel think of unjustly thoughts of you."

"Oh for fucks sake." the silverette muttered rolling his eyes; he knew exactly where this was heading to and sadly he must endure it for a little while longer knowing the punchline will come soon.

"Your seductive eyes and pouty lips. Your adorable nose and delicate neck. Such lovely features..."

'Here it comes...wait, that sounded wrong' Zero inwardly cringed, he blamed Kaname's perverse ways for corrupting his inner thoughts.

"I like every bone in your body...Especially mine." The pureblood ended with a saucy wink, smirking wickedly as he dived in to catch his lover in a bewitching kiss.


A/N: meh...meh...lol I'm sorry it took forever, my brain was, um, it didn't know what to write lol

Man, I don't know how those authors can write so much like damn. Anyways, really sorry for taking so long, hopefully the next chapter will be easier or shorter to write.

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