71. Introduce anime.

"Let's cosplay!" Lenalee screamed.

Allen cosplayed as Zero Ichiru from Vampire Knight

Kanda cosplayed as Colonel Mustang from Fullmetal Alchemist

Lenalee cosplayed as Maka from Soul Eater

Komui cosplayed as Spirit from Soul Eater [ironically]

Krory cosplayed as Kaname Kuron from Vampire Knight [it was a rather scary sight indeed]

Lavi cosplayed as Cross Marian from the Black Order [which of course creeped everyone out]

72. Tell the Black Order that they aren't actually real and are just part of an anime.

"W-what?"

"That would explain why everyone bleeds so much from the smallest wounds, and even when you blast them to pieces, there's no guts or anything."

"My life... is complete."

"Che."

This was the reaction of four different people. Allen, Lavi, Chaoji, and Kanda. In that order.

73. Have a glowstick party.

Glowsticks ended up popping and everyone died from the toxins.

74. Introduce Laven to everyone.

Lavi started reading it and found out that the thought that him and Allen would actually make a cute couple. So, that night, he assaulted Allen in his room and claimed that, quote, "Allen, we should be boyfriends! We'd be so adorbs together!"

Allen then started screaming and crying and accusing Lavi of rape.

Laven, therefore, was banned.

[except in episode 24, at the end, where everyone gets beautified by Komlin the VI. They obviously tried to make out. This made obbsessive Yullen fangirls around the world hate Lavi.]

75. Open a 'Waffle Cabin' in the cafeteria.

When everyone tried the delicious waffles covered in melted sugar and chocolate, Jerry lost all his customers. Except for Allen, of course, but he doesn't count because he eats like four times his own weight in food per meal.

76. Park a white van outside of HQ and spraypaint 'FREE CANDY' on the side of it. See if anyone goes along with it.

Komui parked the white van in front of HQ. Not surprisingly, Allen was the first kid to come running over. What surprised Komui was that Klaud Nine actually had an obsession over various candies and would kill to get her favorite brand of gummy bears. So she killed Allen by unleashing her creepy pet monkey on him. Komui ran out of all the Haribou gummy bears, Klaud Nine was happy, and Allen was twitching and dying a painful death by monkey mauling.

77. Drown in a kiddie pool.

As it turned out, Leveriere [spelling died- too lazy to look up how to spell our dear friend Lev's full name] never learned how to swim. Cross found him face down in a foot-deep kiddie pool on his way to the potty room. He left him there.

78. Label two pigs as #1 and #3. Let them loose, and see who tried to find #2.

Krory [who has finally returned from Narnia], Lenalee, Allen, and Kanda were all looking for pig #2 after finding #1 and #3 rolling around on Cross's bed, and Cross having a mental breakdown over it. Turns out that Cross has a phobia of pigs and wouldn't leave anyone alone until they found #2. They never did find that one.

79. Go to Wonderland.

Krory was lured in by the cute rabbit and he fell down into Wonderland. Everyone just figured he'd gone back to Narnia.

80. Break the fourth wall.

Lavi looks over his shoulder at the reader. "Oh, hi there! Didn't see you!"

Allen walks over and stops, also looking at the reader. "Who's your friend, Lavi?"

"I dunno Allen, they're just staring. Actually, it's getting a little creepy.."

Kanda stops by and glares at the reader. Then, what we've all been waiting for...

"Che."

A few readers cheer.

"So Lavi... what do we do? The funny-looking person just keeps staring at us."

"Should we tell Komui?"

"He would sic a Komlin on them. So, no, let's not."

"Good idea."

Lavi and Allen walk away, not bothering much. Kanda unsheaths Mugen and slashes away the portal that allowed the fourth wall to break.


might have used the fourth wall thing already... oh well, too lazy to check. o3o

oh, and by the way, the Waffle Cabin is real, and they sell these AWESOME waffles. Legit awesome. you can only get them at ski resorts though, they're usually either by the lodges or the lifts. [B so yummy...

SO SORRY FOR LATE UPDATE ;n; i will try harder, honest! winter is just super duper busy! XDD

[oh, and see my new pen name? eh? eh? named it after my beloved sword, Casanova, which i named because i love it so much ouo]