Ichigo went back downstairs, seeing that he couldn't do his homework any more.

"Rukia!" he yelled. "Do you want to watch a movie?"

"Sure," she said.

"I've borrowed this western movie from Tatsuki, called "Shaun of the Dead" (It's a good movie! Watch it!). But I don't think it'll be suitable with a baby in the room, because it's got MA (I have no idea what the ranking is in Japan, and I can't be bothered to look it up) on the cover."

"What's "western" and "MA"?" Rukia asked.

Ichigo sighed and scratched the back of his head. "Western movies are movies that were made in "western" countries, like America, Australia, and England. MA is a part of a rating system. Meaning if this movie is MA, it's got content that isn't suitable for children, especially babies."

"But she wouldn't remember this stuff when she's older so it doesn't matter. You're not scared of it, are you?"

Ichigo scowled at her. "I have been killing big monsters, and dealing with shinigami, arrancar, and other weird things for a while..." He then put the DVD in the player, and turned back on the TV. The unicorn ad was back on. Chisaki, had just crawled into the room started to cry again, and Rukia dashed over to calm her down again.

"We should sue those people who made that ad, because it's so scary, it makes babies cry," Ichigo said.

"What does "sue" mean?" Rukia asked.

"... Don't worry."

Ichigo changed it to the DVD channel, and started to play. He then switched off the lights, and closed the curtains. The two started to watch the movie, and didn't realize that Chisaki had yet again crawled off.


Throughout the movie, Rukia was constantly asking questions, and Ichigo was trying his best to answer all of them. Ichigo got up, to get some snacks, and found Chisaki. She was next to another vase with some flowers in it. The baby then grabbed hold of a bunch of flowers, and was about to put it in her mouth, until Ichigo shouted, "Noooooo!" and epicly dived across the room. He managed to stop her in time.

The substitute then returned with the snacks in one hand, and Chisaki in the other.

"Make sure she doesn't crawl off again," Ichigo told Rukia, as he handed her the baby.


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