Another chapter! :D I started writing it yesterday but I fell asleep for 2 hours halfway through it :P Then, whenever I sit down to write the story, my mom calls me to help her. and then we went shopping until late at night. So now I'm continuing it. Sorry about all this. I was supposed to update this yesterday :/ Hope it's you like this chapter! I'm writing another story called "Shipwrecked", so if you want you can check it out!
Me- Ian, be a good cobra and do the disclaimer.
Ian- *scowls* It's KABRA!
Me- Jeez, fine. Will you just do the disclaimer?
Ian- If Dan stops annoying me.
Dan- *pokes Ian then frowns* But I like annoying you.
Me- *to Dan* I'll give you ice cream if you leave Ian alone!
Dan- Done!
Ian- Rue Cahill doesn't own the 39 Clues.
Me- Thank you! Now let's see how the date will go!
Chapter 8
Amy descended the staircase and blushed when Jake gawked at her.
Beep! Beep!
"I got to go. Bye, Jake." Amy waved at Jake goodbye and headed to the car.
Meanwhile…
"Come on, Amanda! We have got to go! They will be leaving any minute now!" yelled Ian.
"I'm done! I'm done!" Amanda yelled back as she exited the bathroom.
"Well, you look good," said Ian. Amanda was wearing a Caribbean blue knee-high dress. Around her neck, she wore a diamond necklace. Silver bangles clanked together as she walked. She wore black pumps and a diamond anklet. Her blonde hair was tied back in a regular pony-tail, showing off diamond stud earrings. Around her blue eyes was black eyeliner. She also wore some mascara and put on some red lipstick.
Amanda raised an eyebrow. "Just good? Do you know how long this took me?"
Ian folded his arms. "5 minutes."
"Yes, Ian, 5 minutes. I have to look better than good because I dressed in only five minutes," she replied.
"You are not making sense. Since you dressed in a hurry-"–but Ian was cut off by Amanda.
"Whatever. Let's just leave."
With that, the two best friends descended the stair case and entered the car, just as Kurt's car pulled out of the driveway.
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"Go! Go! Go!" yelled Dan as he emptied packets of ketchup into the red liquid soap. They used red to camouflage the ketchup. Atticus was doing the same with the other one.
"I thought I only had to gather the stuff," he said, throwing away a ketchup packet and tearing open another one.
Dan ignored him. "Once you're done, replace the soap in the girls' bathroom with the ketchup filled one. I'll do the same with the boys' bathroom."
"I have to go into the ladies' room!?" Atticus asked in disbelief.
"Just do it. When I go to the boys' bathroom, I also replace the tissues with mint scented ones, since Kurt is allergic to mint. His throat starts hurting and he gets red blotches all over his face. Also, he starts coughing uncontrollably."
"And you know this how?" asked Atticus.
"Ian," answered Dan, as if it should have been obvious. "So then he will have to gargle salt and water to ease his throat from the pain, but since he is such a clean freak, he brings his own water and salt, just in case he gets an allergic reaction. Then, we replace the water with vinegar and the salt with baking powder. But before that, to make the vinegar looks more liquid-y like water, add some water to the vinegar. For the baking powder, open the salt packet, pour out the contents into this plastic bag, put in the baking powder, and seal the back shut with tape. "Dan handed Atticus a tape roll and 1 of the 2 plastic bags. Dan didn't put the tape on the list because it wasn't really vital and he wasn't sure that he was going to use it. He brought it just in case. "So when he puts the "salt" in the "water"-"
"Boom," completed Atticus. Dan dropped a drop of red liquid into the ketchup/soap mix.
"What's that?" asked Atticus.
"Dye. I didn't put in on the list because it is too dangerous."
"Really? How can dye be dangerous?"
Dan shuddered, remembering the time when his hair was blue and how long it took to clear it from his blonde hair. Atticus hadn't really been filled in on the whole 'Charlotte' situation."Don't ask. Also while we are in the bathrooms, cover the toilet seats with this transparent plastic wrap." Dan handed some of the wrap to Atticus, and kept some for himself.
"So wait, we are pranking both them and other people?" asked Atticus.
Dan smiled mischievously. "Yes. Leave the rest to me."
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Amy looked up from her menu to steal a look at Kurt. He was wearing regular jeans and a t-shirt, which Amy felt thankful about. She just can't picture Kurt wearing a suit. His brown hair was brushed back and his caramel eyes shined from the light of the restaurant, which, mind you, is very fancy. He looked up and met her gaze, but she quickly looked away.
"So what would you like to order?" asked the waiter.
"Um, first a glass of milk, then a green salad, and for the main course I would like Cajun chicken. After all these, I want a chocolate sundae and then English-breakfast tea," said Amy.
"Same as her, without the milk, and if the Cajun chicken has any mint on it, then please don't include it," said Kurt.
The waiter nodded and left.
"You don't like mint?" asked Amy.
Kurt smiled sheepishly. "I'm allergic."
When the milk arrived, Amy started to gulp it down. Then she felt something hard in it. Amy freaked out and dropped the glass on the floor, it shattering and the boiled egg was revealed.
"What the heck!?" yelled Amy. "Who puts boiled eggs in milk!" (she couldn't see the egg because the egg is white and the milk is white, just in case you're confused)
She turned to face Kurt, who was laughing like a maniac. She frowned.
"Sorry- You're-facial-expression-was so- funny," said Kurt in between laughs. Kurt's smile melted away.
Amy turned around to see Ian and a girl coming in. The problem was not only that the girl was strikingly beautiful; it was that Ian was a date. With someone. Other than her. Amy forced it not to get to her, but she felt a feeling that she isn't really familiar with. It was a bit like anger, with some longing put into it. Amy Cahill was jealous.
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Natalie stared into her computer screen, waiting for something to happen. So far, all she saw was Dan and Atticus sneaking around and Dan dropping something into Amy's milk. Amy started drinking, then looked freaked out, and dropped the glass.
Natalie had put some cameras also in the restaurant, so she could see Amy as well. Good thing she did, because the expression on Amy's face was priceless. Natalie burst out laughing. Dan must really hate his sister to do that. The prank was ingenious, but very simple. She saw her brother and Amanda coming in, just as someone screamed from the bathroom. Natalie switched to the camera she had placed in the bathroom that shows the entire bathroom, except what is the stalls. A very angry looking women burst out of the bathroom, her pants very wet from the behind. Natalie doubled over from laughing. This is going to be fun.
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"Um, excuse me Amy. I am just going to go wash my hands and then be right back," said Kurt. He got up and went to the bathroom
He put some soap into his hand and smelt the soap. It doesn't exactly smell like soap, thought Kurt. It smells… dirty. And feels… wrong. Anyway, Kurt washed his hands, but the soap wasn't getting off. He scrubbed harder, but his hands stayed red. He got a tissue and started rubbing on his hands, trying to remove the red. Just when he was about to sneeze, Kurt covered his mouth and nose with one of the tissues. Mint.Immediately, he started coughing and the red blotches showed up on his face. His throat felt like it was on fire. He took out his water and salt from the little bag he always carried and opened the bottle. He started adding the salt when…
BOOM!
Ian sat up straight and turned to where the sound came from. A very wet, very angry, and very red faced red-handed Kurt exploded out of the bathroom. Ian saw
Amy cover her mouth to keep from laughing, but Ian laughed freely. Ian made a mental note to praise Dan's work. Even Amanda burst out laughing.
Dan snickered from Kurt's expression and snuck under Amy's table. He took the cup of sugar that was for the tea. He emptied it into the second plastic bag and filled the empty bowl with salt. He did the same with Ian's sugar-bowl for the tea. To make it a little more epic, he added two spoons of salt to the tea before-hand.
After the vinegar-baking powder incident, the restaurant provided clothes for Kurt to change into, so he was wearing a penguin suit, A.K.A, a tuxedo. The red blotches from his face faded a little, but they were still visible. Amy glanced at Ian's table. The two seemed to be having a lot of fun, which made Amy even more jealous then she already is. Ian's date was acting flirtatious.
Anyway, the tea arrived. Amy put a spoon of sugar into the mug and so did Kurt. She took a sip from it, and immediately spit it onto the floor. It tasted horrible! Amy nearly lost her dinner.
"Ugh, this tea tastes so bitter," said Kurt, who looked a little green. Amy knew she didn't look any better. She heard glass crash to the floor, and turned to see a very green faced Ian double over and start throwing up onto glass shards that were probably his teacup. His date crinkled her nose. And some point, Ian stopped throwing up and went into the men's room.
"I'm going to kill him," chanted Ian outloud. Dan was defiantly going to pay for putting salt into his tea. He sat onto the toilet and… slipped in. SPLASH! He thrashed, wetting his entire suit, trying to get out, but he was hopelessly stuck to the toilet seat. Finally, about after 10 long minutes, he slipped out. He pulled his pants up, and exited the stall, only to see himself completely wet in the mirror.
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"Why are you wet?" asked Amanda, snapping a photo of Ian with her phone while stifling a laugh.
Ian scowled, but said nothing. Amanda frowned and pointed behind Ian. He turned around, to see Kurt leaning in to Amy. Ian clenched his fists. If that git gets near my Amy... Ian decided to leave that thought incomplete. Then, Amy and Kurt kissed. Ian got of his chair and headed to the couple, his fists still balled.
That is when chaos broke loose.
Jonah- Magic flying purple potatoes!
Me- I thought we were done with that last chapter. *something hits me in the head* What the-!?
Jonah- MAGIC FLYING PURPLE POTATOES!
Me- AAAAHHHHHHH! IT'S GOING TO KILL US!
Hope you like this chapter! :D :D Please review!
I'm not going to be updating until September 10 because I am going on a vacation. That isn't exactly why I am not updating. The problem is that the electricity keeps on turning on and off, so I won't be able to write my story without the computer shutting down. That, and going on the internet wastes a lot of money.
While I'm there, I'll probably write the chapters by hand, and when I get back, I'll immediately start uploading, so stay tune for more!
P.S.- Sorry I ended in a cliff hanger, and if I do update, that means we canceled the vacation :/ there is a war there
