Chapter 8: There Is A Rule Against Slayers Killing Humans
Yami was grumbling as Yugi and co led them to a hotel. For such a little girl, Neith was pretty strong. She still had that smug look on her face because Yami was still walking funny. Really funny. Yugi was doing his best not to laugh causing his mouth to make small movements. Bakura saw this and snorted causing Yugi to giggle.
Yami continued to glare at Bakura, until they made it to the hotel. Bakura saw that Yugi was getting sleepy, so he picked him up bridal style.
"B'kura," Yugi asked, "Whatcha doin'?"
"Carrying you Sleepy Head," he replied, "What does it look like." Neith tugged on Bakura's pants leg. Bakura (Rune: Stupid Spell Check keeps trying to make me name Bakura Baker) rolled his eyes and knelt down awkwardly so Neith could climb on his back. Yami scowled as he saw Bakura walk off. Buffy noticed. And really wished there wasn't a rule against Slayers killing humans. Then a thought hit her - are three thousand year old Egyptian spirits who have a solid form considered humans? She grinned. Yami frowned, wondering what she was grinning about.
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"Bakura? What are you doing here?" Giles asked.
"Hm? Oh. I'm Ryou, not Bakura. He has enough magic and doesn't need anymore," Ryou replied.
"Oh. I'm sorry. You look quite a bit alike."
"Yeah. I'm his reincarnation. You do know about the King of Thieves thing right?"
"Yes. Is there anything I can help you with," Giles asked, gesturing around the store.
"Um…sure. You wouldn't happen to have a potion for…male pregnancy, would you?"
Giles fainted.
"Oh, damn," Ryou said.
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Giles was skimming through every potions book he had, but still couldn't find what he was looking for. He never noticed Tara come up behind him and look at his notes.
"I-I didn't k-know you swung that w-way G-Giles," Tara said, causing Giles to jump.
"I-I-It's not for me!" Giles exclaimed, "It's for a customer."
"Oh," Tara said, before pulling a different book of the shelf, "Then you m-might wanna look I-in this o-one."
"Thank you, Tara."
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Bakura wasn't sure he should be doing this, but hey, love makes you do the weirdest things. And this is definitely one of the weirdest things he'd ever thought to do. He was just about to go back with Yugi when he heard Yugi and Yami arguing.
"He's using you to get to me," Yami said.
"No he's not," Yugi said, "Now drop it. Go find Anzu if you wanna be fawned over."
"Yugi," Yami growled, "If you don't get away from Bakura, I'll no longer consider you my hikari." Bakura's heart sank in his chest. Even he knew Yugi would chose Yami. Neither of the two Darker Halves expected to hear the next words Yugi had to say.
"If being pushed to the side for your relationship and yelled at for mine means being your hikari," Yugi said, "then I want nothing to do with you. I love Bakura, and I refuse to leave him." Bakura smiled and stepped out into the open. Just in time too. He grabbed Yami's fist before it could strike Yugi.
"Go home Yami," Bakura said, pushing Yami away from Yugi, "You're not welcome here." Bakura turned to Yugi as he pulled the object he just bought out of his pocket.
'It's now or never,' he thought.
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Any guesses on whose gonna get to take the male pregnancy potion. I say guesses because I already know who I plan to have take it. I just wanna see if any of you can guess it right.
Preview of Next Chapter:
Anzu was walking around in the mall, when she saw a handsome (in her opinion) brown-haired man come up to her.
Across the mall, Spike shuddered. "Damn Vampire hearing," he cursed.
He heard something in the back room, and being naturally curious - yeah, right - he just wanted to see if he could get blackmail on someone. Bakura was rubbing off on him.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING IN MY MAGIC SHOP!"
