A/N: Whoo I'm back! Sorry. OK, so my school ends on the 8 July. And because my laptop seems to hate me and FanFiction, and I'm doing work practically through the whole summer, and et cetera et cetera, I won't be updating (probably) the whole summer. *le gasp* I know, I'm evil, and sorry! But I will still be writing, and when school resumes in September I shall put them all up, never fear. :)

And also, because I'm clever, I forgot to change the rating on the last chapter. So… yeah. That wasn't that important…

Anyway, to more pressing evens: I am so so so so so excited! Seeing GLEE LIVE! tomorrow with a really good friend and I CANNOT WAIT. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeep! Already seen vids, and the recordings look amazing. And of course live is so much better, so… *fangirly screaming commences*

Anyway. Enough of my scary obsession. ;) On with the fluff. Well what should be fluff and will probably evolve into a little angst because I may or may not be slightly addicted to writing angst.

The idea for this chapter was given to me by a friend, when I sent an email to her (and some others) asking for prompt words 'cause I was seriously bored and had serious writers block, and she came back with the word in this. So yeah. I'll go back to reviewery prompts next time, it was just too good a word to let go.

Disclaimer: No, I do not own anything because if I did then Glee would have to be renamed as The Klaine Show.

Kurt: You get home ok Blaine?

Kurt: Blaaaaaaine.

Kurt: Earth to Blaine.

Kurt: You're still in your car aren't you?

Blaine: Yes, hi, hi, I was. Though…

Kurt: What…?

Blaine: Hippo potomon stroses quipedal iophobia (A/N: There it is. If I don't put the spaces in it doesn't come up. *sad face*)

Kurt: OK, what?

Blaine: Hippo potomon stroses quipedal iophobia

Kurt: Yes, I can read.

Blaine: You asked me what it said.

Kurt: I asked you for clarification.

Blaine: Hippo potomon stroses quipedal iophobia.

Kurt: Repeating a word does not bring clarification.

Blaine: It doesn't? :O

Kurt: Ha ha ha. I'm literally dying of laughter.

Blaine: No need to get like that. .

Kurt: Now it's getting annoying.

Blaine: Oh, is it?

Kurt: NO.

Blaine: I don't believe you.

Kurt: Well you should.

Blaine: Hippo potomon stroses quipedal iophobia. Well I don't.

Kurt: Please stop repeating that word.

Blaine: Why should I?

Kurt: Because it's pointless.

Blaine: It's only pointless because you don't know what it means.

Kurt: It's a phobia. Probably a ridiculous one, with a name like that.

Blaine: It's fear of long words.

Kurt: Oh the ironic wit of the person who came up with that.

Blaine: Thought you'd say that.

Kurt: Technically I haven't actually said it.

Blaine: Texted it, whatever.

Kurt: Whatever? WHATEVER?

Blaine: And you are freaking out because?

Kurt: WHATEVER? WHATEVER? DID I READ THAT RIGHT?

Blaine: OK, scary Kurt. Calm down.

Kurt: I am. It's hilarious scaring you.

Blaine: Not funny.

Kurt: Very funny.

Blaine: What if you died? Would that be funny?

Kurt: No! Where did that come from?

Blaine: Then I'd be scared. Would that be hilarious?

Kurt: No, you know I didn't mean it like that! It's just that you always find comedy in me and it just… sometimes it hurts.

Blaine: Kurt, you know it never is meant to hurt you, right?

Kurt: I know… but… I'm sorry, Blaine. It's just too hard.

Blaine: What are you saying? If you really want a serious conversation, we should be talking face to face.

Kurt: Oh, God, no! It's nothing like that. I'm not breaking up with you or anything. I'm just tired. It's been a long day. I'm going to bed.

Blaine: Kurt… you know what the time is, right?

Blaine: It's 5:45, Kurt.

Blaine: Kurt?

A/N: Waaaaaaaa I'm sorry! I'll give you a happy chapter after I stop listening to Brittana songs/Fleetwood Mac Rumors/Wicked (Defying Gravity and For Good) and just hurry up and go to Glee Live. And get so hyper. Though… that may be not the best situation… never mind. I'll just subject you to it, and we'll see how it goes.

Reviewy reply-y time! *less than three*

Ahathani: Sorry sorry sorry! Well… I suppose that's a… good… thing… I was trying for the evil DIE EMILY DIE ARGH effect there. :) More angst here (soweee) but after Glee Live I'll be way too hyper and happy to write any angst, no worries.

BlueGnome: You're welcome! Thank you so much for reading (and reviewing).

Klaine4evar: OH MY GOD ANOTHER PERSON WHO LIVES OFF KLAINE FANFICS? *virtual high five * I thought I was the only one! Anyhoo, here's the next chapter. I am planning another Emily chapter sometime in the future, but I thought a break would be needed, and then this went weird and I'll be hyper after Glee Live and there'll be another texting chapter and maybe Emily after that or something else. I dunno.

Nisashafield: Hey! Welcome! And yeah, I think everyone probably is with you in hating Emily. I don't, but… she is my character, so. Join the club with that. It probably isn't that healthy my extreme like for Chris Colfer, Kurt Hummel, Klaine, Darren Criss and Blaine Anderson, but really, what the hell. Aww, thanks! I'll have some bad things happen to her, but she may have to get her way some of the time. As I said, I need a plot in this story. Aww, you're too kind, and here was the update.

Girlbubble7991: That it is, that it is. Thanks. :) Ever so constructive review you've got there. ;)

Kurtsiegirl: Awww, thanks! And thank you for reading.

Janie17: Yep, it did. As it has done in Physics and Biology. :/ Anyway. Oh, I do that to another one of my friends! SO funny. Bwa ha ha, aren't I just so evil? You love it really. Well I do. It's fun for me. Maybe not so much for you… shutting up. I plan to tell the majority of this in texting, but it is quite restrictive, because I really can't see them having any cute or private convo on a text… but I still find it fun, plus the name is texting-centric, so… Thanks!

OK, so if you've got this far, well done, review *pointed looks especially at girlbubble7991 and In The Loft* please, you'll get a reply, enjoy, have fun waiting over summer, get ready for me high on Glee (never a good thing) and have a good life!

G-B-C xx