SGF and Meg!
Enjoy, stupid bitches!
I.O.N.
Sassy Gay Friend + Meg
Meet Meg of Kripke's Supernatural. In an effort to have a weapon to kill the hell hounds she kisses Castiel and reaches into his trenchcoat for it. Castiel, ignoring her intentions, lifts and drives her into the wall while pawing at her like a wild animal. She learns he learned it from the Pizza Man: a horrifying fact. This fate could have been avoided if she had a sassy gay friend.
(SGF did the jerk to disco lights and music; he blew a kiss, SGF logo appears beside him)
Meg eyed the heaven's weapon inside Castiel's trenchcoat. She couldn't take it from him without him noticing. She needed a good distraction…when she realized the best distraction of all! After all he's still in a man's body even if he's an angel. Didn't Dean once take him into a 'den of inquity'? She licked her lips and began leaning toward him—
"What are you doing?", SGF said turning the corner and pointing and flapping his finger at Meg, "What, what, what are you doing?"
"What does it look like?", Meg kept her composure.
"What does it look like, honey? Let me tell you. It looks like you were gonna cut you some slice of heavenly pie, that's what! And right in front of Dean?! Are you crazy? Destiel fans will be coming after you in your sleep! What makes you think this would work out? A demon and an angel? You guys go together like outlet plugs and a puddle of water. You guys go together like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. You guys go together like women and presidency. You guys go together like Bobby Singer and Crowley. You guys go together like hair found in soup. You guys go together Lindsey Lohan and success. You guys go together like Prince Harry and Vegas. You guys go together like—"
"Does it matter?"
"Yes, it does sweetie. You are a cutie with a booty. You don't need this mess", declared SGF moving his hands in a circular motion toward Castiel. "You most certainly don't have to stoop to such a slut-like manner, mmmkay? He is gonna get ideas about you, do you want that, huh? A reputation? And whatever the hell happened to asking? Castiel, may I please have that delightful little angel torture weapon? Oooo that sounded kinky."
"I guess you're right", said Meg uncomfortably.
"You damn right I'm right you stupid bitch.", confirmed SGF. "Stop, drop, and roll right out of this natch!", he yelled.
Meg turned the corner and sauntered away.
"She's a stupid bitch.", SGF said crossing his arms and shaking his head.
I'm sad, only Ruby is left to go! Review please!
