I couldn't think of anything else.

Oniele- Yes it is.


"How was that beating, Deidara?" Itachi smirked at the man. Deidara was laying on his stomach on a cart just like Hidan was. He began to get up only to cry out in pain and flop back down.

"I'll show you a beating!" He growled as he rubbed his ass. Even that didn't help him. It made the pain spring right back out.

"It'll be a while before that happens," Sasori laughed.

"Pain won't be reading so it'll be me now," said Konan. "Try to concentrate, idiots."

"Good that bastard isn't here!" Hidan sighed with relief. Hopefully Konan wouldn't dish out any punishments like that bastard! Now he could give those assholes a piece of his mind without the threat of a beating from the orange headed fool.

1) Itachi looks like a woman. Is he even a man?

"Duh," said Itachi. "I've always been a man."

"Those delicate eyelashes say otherwise," pointed out Tobi.

2) Whoever is stealing cookies better watch out. Instead of putting laxatives in them, next time it's poison.

"I mean it too!" said Sasori.

3) Kakuzu has a nice body. If he wasn't so mean, I'd smash!

"Deidara, I thought you liked Kisame," teased Saori smirking at his partner. Deidara glared at the red head. "What? You do."

"AND he also said he wanted his ass as well!" pointed out Zetsu. "Don't forget about that part! I bet he dreams of a threesome with those two."

"I'd rather snap my own neck," said Kakuzu. "You better not be obsessing over me as well."

"You'll know if your underwear goes missing," the puppet master smirked at the blonde missing nin.

"FUCK YOU!" He yelled before wincing in pain. "I don't want that old fart!"

"Speaking of fart..." began Konan.

4) Good Jashit! What the fuck is up with the smell from Kakuzu's ass when the old fart farts? It smells like spoiled milk, cranberries, shit, and rotten eggs! What's he been eating?

"Again with that word! I'll get whoever said that!" yelled Hidan.

"Farts smell, dumbass!" snapped Kazuku.

"But like spoiled milk?" Zetsu made a face. "Crap, no duh because it comes out your asshole. Makes sense for the rotten eggs. But cranberries? What are you a bird?

"Do you even fart?" asked Kisame.

"No shit. If you can't fart, something's wrong with you!"

"What do your's smell like anyways?" asked Hidan. "I bet it smells fucking nasty!"

"No shit, dumbass! I'll tell you one thing though, it doesn't smell like milk or cranberries."

"I can't help everyone's assholes smell like shit. Mine smells like a spring breeze." Hidan boasted. Itachi laughed causing the man to glare at him. "What are you laughing at, Weasel?"

"Hidan please. There's no way any part of you smells like a spring breeze!" This caused everyone to burst out laughing. Hidan glared at Deidara.

"SHUT IT SHIT STAINS!" He yelled at Deidara who stopped laughing. "If I could get up, I'd beat your ass!"

5) Hidan needs to be taught manners. I'm tired of that barn animal burping like a wild boar, scratching his ass, and farting like there's no tomorrow. Nasty piece of shit.

Hidan burped loudly. "Fight me."

Sasori walked over and slapped him on the ass. Hidan screamed for a solid minute before cursing like a sailor. The man laughed before sitting down. "I didn't write that, but it is true."

"Yeah. Have some manners!" The plant man slapped him on the ass.

6) Kisame drinks out the milk jug!

"Gross!" exclaimed Hidan.

"It's no grosser than scratching your ass!"

"Yes it is! I've seen you eat ass!" yelled Itachi pointing a finger at Kisame. Everyone stared at Kisame while a few people gagged.

"That's fucking nasty!" Hidan gagged. "I can't believe I drank ass milk!"

"I need to throw up!" Kakuzu hurried out of the room to throw up.

"Whose ass have you been eating?" Zetsu made a face.

"What does it matter?" said Deidara. "Shit's still shit!"

"A-are you spying on me?" Kisame asked Itachi.

"Maybe."

"..."

7) Someone needs to push that Hinata chick down some stairs.

"Leave her out of this!" said Kisame.

"I saw her yesterday after I ran away from Kakuzu's belt," Hidan smirked. "Them titties though. Do you titty...OW!"

Kisame had smacked him on the ass and continued to do so until Konan told him to stop.

8) I like the shape of Itachi's ass. I love staring at it when he bends over. Hot damn, I'd love to eat that ass! He needs to let me get in that.

"Again with the ass eating!" Kakuzu threw up his hands. What was so good about eating ass? He wasn't going to try it. It sounded disgusting.

"Deidara, I didn't know you ate ass," smirked Sasori.

"I don't! I don't want that fucker either!" growled Deidara. "I fucking hate him! I wouldn't fuck that idiot if you paid me!"

9) Konan needs to let all of us run a train on her.

"What the fuck?" Konan glared at Deidara. "I'm not letting someone who can't even wipe their own ass have sex with me. Besides, who do you think I am? Some whore? Kakuzu, beat his ass."

"With pleasure."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I-I-I was just playin'! No stop!" he begged. "I'm so sorry, un! Kakuzu, no please! I'm...OW! FUCK SHIT!"

Kakuzu began going at it right outside the door for a few seconds before telling him to shut up and dragged him off. Konan then went back to reading the list.

10) I'mma bet that batch the next time I seez her coming my way. I don't giv a fuk if she'z Kisame's girfrind. That batch steped on my toes! I'll knuck her tooths out.

"You stupid piece of shit!" Kisame stood up and slammed his hands down on the table. "I show you whose teeth'll be knocked out, you stupid bitch!"

Kisame then dragged Hidan out of the room by his feet. Nobody missed him. Konan told everyone to leave since there were too many missing from the table. Besides, she didn't want to miss out on seeing Deidara's ass getting beaten.


There's a sort of prequel coming out for the story. This time it features people within Konoha. Based before Shippuden. Feel free to tell me who should be the first ones.