Gira: Welcome back to the show! I got info that sonic is immune to dares and death because he went into Crazy Hand's special place. Just so you know, we're not sending anyone else in there. And here are the dares!
EM98
EM98 hi i am new on with the dares mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Falco: you now have imunity for as long as you whant cause your my favorite
Meta Knight: same as Falco cause your my second favorite and as a bouns you both get wirters powers and can kill any one whos killed ethier of them and mk and jigllypuff are now married.
Cf: die! I support SnakexSamus so for makeing another Samus pairing you must die! mwhahahahahahah!
now for truth
Gannondorth: how do you feel when somebody calls you gannonDORK
bye falco and mk see you in parteners cause i am going to get one of you and anyone who kills you two will be killed by angrey soccersess and ask jiggypuff's jiggypuff i gave her people to destory in exchang for this oh and the first person hate you or envy you shall be tortchured by flying monkeys mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!lighing flashes in the background and hits cf bye EM98 out byebye
Falco and Metaknight: Woot! (Metaknight gets author powers.)
Gira: He can't kill the people that killed them because no one's killed them yet.
Tina: I think I remember saying that you had to describe how the characters die.
Gira: I got this one. Jack! Sic Caption Falcon!
Jack (who is a demon): (POUNCES ON CAPTION FALCON, RIPS HIS BRAIN OUT, SMASHES IT WITH A TV, RIPS HIS TONGUE OUT, SLICES IT UP WITH A CHAINSAW, FORCE FEEDS IT TO A HIPPO, AND TOTALLY DESTROYYYYYYYYYYS THE DUDE!)
Everyone but Gira: Holy s---!
Gira: Good demon!
Jack: (Leaves the studio.)
Gira: (Revives Caption Falcon.) You were lucky, usually he goes to the heart first, then the lungs, then the kidneys, and then the liver.
Ganondorf: I don't mind Ganondork; it's not as bad as Ganondick.
Gira: Next dares!
ShadowWolf 2.X
Aly:*Sweatdrop*Heh,sorry about Tatzu,but he's gone,for now,but I don't know where he went?So Zelda crew your safe from him,I think.
Tetsu:On to the dares!
Dares:
Craptain falcon:SamusXSnake rocks,so I'll torture YOU!Be destroyed by Terminater,and(after revived) gets blown up by Snake and Samus for hitting on Samus,then be thrown it to Crazy hands special place.
Zelda: HAHA...you died, so die by Midna and Bruce Lee(Bruce think Zelda is Chuck Norris.
Ganondork: You Gay, Be in a tutu for the rest of the chapter.
Wario: NO GARLIC OR MONEY FOR YOU!(Last time I ment forever but if not forever then as long as possible)
D: Be cooked by Crazy hand!
Fox: YOU ROCK! You are excused from dares! and go hang out with Kristal!
Link: Fight Spongebob Squarepants, Chowder, Lugia, Raquaza, and Giratina (the Pokèmon) and lose!
That's it, YAY, see you in partners Fox. Oh, and EM98,I hate to be the holder of bad news but Metasaur has MK,and says he'd like Falco as his partner or Sonic as 2nd bye.*Goes bangs her head in a wall because of bad news*
Gira: Sorry Caption Falcon, but you're going to have to get killed, again.
Caption Falcon: Motherf- (Get's blown up by Terminater, revived by Gira, then blown up by Snake and Samus, then revived by Metaknight.)
Tina: WE'RE NOT PUTTING ANYONE INTO CRAZY HAND'S SPECIAL PLACE AGAIN PEOPLE! IT'S TOO TRAUMATIC!
Zelda: For crying out loud! (Gets beaten to death by Midna and Bruce Lee.)
Ganondork: (Puts the tutu on like a hat.)
Wario: WHY DOES EVERYONE LIKE TO SEE ME SUFFER!?
Gira: Relax; all dares on the FanFic can only last as long as one chapter.
Crazy Hand: (Cooks King DeDeDe.) Done! (It turns out all wrong)
Fox: Woot!!! (Goes on a date with Kristal)
Link: Wait; it says here on page 2 of the Brawl rules that no more than 4 fighters can be on a stage at a time!
Gira: Then you must face the Pokèmon!
Link: Craaaaaaaap! (Gets epically PWNed by Giratina)
Gira: (Revives Link and Zelda.) Let's continue, and great job Giratina!
Giratina: (Roars and flies away)
Gira: Now THAT'S a true fighter! And we have more dares!
Giga Hand
W00Ts yet another one o these lets get started
Pit&sonic: admit your cheapness
Luigi:kill all who thought u were a cowred
Peach:fight zelda
Master and Crazy hand bow down to me the 3rd hand bro.
Now time for TrUtHeS
Fox u still love kyrstal?
Pit:how did you die to become an angl ** thing?
Pit: Again? I'm cheep!
Gira: Sonic still has immunity.
Luigi: Oh yeah! (Kills Mario, Bowser, Waluigi, Wario, and Peach)
Gira: (Revives everyone.) Peach! You have a match!
Caption Falcon: Catfight!
Gira: Quiet or I'll sic Jack on you again.
(One girl fight later)
Gira: And Zelda wins!
Crazy Hand and Master Hand: We bow down to Giga Hand.
Tina: Oh, a love question!
Fox (on the phone, he's still dating Kyrstal): Yes!
Pit: Actually, I'm a born angel. That's why I don't have a halo.
Gira: Interesting, and now for more dares.
SeaDremon
Wow, you didn't do my dares. But I'll ignore it...
Dares:
Ike- Immune from closet dares.
Bowser- Eat this cake (It has EFFORT! Poison...)
Pit- Sell your hair piece at EBay.
Ganondorf- Kill three peoples of choice with Snake's MGL.
Truths:
Peach- If you had a chainsaw, what would you do with it?
Over and out.
Gira: We didn't do your dares? Our bad! Where is Ike anyway?
Tina: In the closet with Mario…
Gira: (Opens the closet and Mario rushes out.) What happened?
Mario: Ike-a farted!
Gira: Well Ike can't go into the closet for the rest of the chapter.
Ike: Yes!
Bowser: CAKE! (Eats the cake and has a seizure) [In case you don't know what a seizure does, just think of Bowser flopping around like a fish]
Pit: (Sells his headband on EBay.) Doesn't matter, because I have 48572984729857 more headbands
Ganondorf: Woot! (Kills Link, Zelda, and Mario)
Gira: (Revives Link, Zelda, and Mario.) Truth for you, Peach.
Peach: What the heck is a chainsaw?
Tina: Uh, nevermind. NEXT!
EM101
Hullo! Yeah! I'm the so-called 'sick' guy. Im counting that as a
compliment!Now then, let's do this!But first... PK INVINCI-DESTROY! All
invicibility's given will be destroyed for this !Now to the dares!
Everyone besides hosts:Are any of you gay?
Pit:Hm... I have this new invention... will you try it out for me?It's called
the torturefier 90.
Ness+Lucas: Both of you grab a star, and run at eachother. Wanna see what
happens.
MissingNo: If you're still there, I dare you to kill Professor Oak for not
puttin you in the dex.
Luigi: I will be making a giant statue of you in front of the smash mansion
cause you need more respect. :D
Mario: Ill be destroying your statue cause you have TOO MUCH respect, along
with a swelled head. :D
Wario: Eat this can of extra-fart inducing baked beans and start doing what
you do best, if ya know what I mean.;D
Falco:I give you smash ball. Squish the person you hate the most, AND the
person you like the most.
Fox:same thing.
Wolf: go jump off a building. I hate you.
Thats all I have ya!
Everyone but Ganondorf: I'm not gay!
Ganondorf: I'm gay!
Everyone else: O.o
Pit: Awesome! (Uses the device on Mario)
Mario: (Starts to armpit fart a mach 3.)
Pit: XD
Ness and Lucas: (Run at each other with star power and collide and everything goes nuts.)
Gira: ?od did tahw ,sacuL dna sseN
Tina: !parc hO
Gira: !no gnaH (fixes everything)
B: Missingno is only a sub-host used for when one of us is not here.
Luigi: It's about-a time I got some respect around here!
Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(2 DAYS LATER)OOOOOOO! (BLOWS UP)
Wario: (Eats the beans.) Pull my finger! (Starts farting more than Owen from total drama island.) Excellent vintage.
Waluigi: Ahh, Wario! Change your pants!
Bowser Jr.: Bleh, Wario!
Daisy: WARIO!
Falco: (Flattens Ganondorf and Kirby.) Sorry Kirby.
Fox: (Flattens Bowser and Jigglypuff.) Sorry Jigglypuff.
Wolf: (Jumps of a hotel.) Owwwww…
Gira: That's all we got for today! See yah later!
