Cheaters Never Prosper
Luke stretched tired limbs, turning to the next page after a few moments spent contemplating where he and Mara would be right now if she were alive.
Would they have taken out Jacen together, so that Jaina Solo wouldn't have had to kill her own twin? Luke felt his heart go out to his niece once again. Luke couldn't even begin to wonder if he would have had the courage to go after Leia if it had been her in Darth Caedus's position.
He returned his attention to the book now resting in his lap. Mara's tunnel entry had been fun and enlightening, and he wondered what would come next.
Why that cheating, no good, kriffing fool!
Luke paused, taken aback by the vehement statement, but pressed on.
One of the hand-to hand perverts tried to feel me up today, and when I called him on it, he merely advanced. He actually suggested that we find a more secluded location to "do more private hand-to-hand"!
That kriffing, scruffy-looking, backstabbing bastard! And if that wasn't enough, the man is married! Probably not for long, if his wife has any brains.
That man probably spends more time cheating on his wife than he does in his damned beloved gym. Anyway, when he grabbed my arm, I immediately twisted his limb to the breaking point, and brought my vibroblade down to his groin.
After a rather one-sided conversation, the man will never come near me again in that manner.
Luke winced in male-sympathy.
Let me just say, if I ever marry – an unlikely occurrence unless by some miracle the Emperor allows me to retire – that man had better keep himself together. The only woman he will make any sexual advances on will be me. And I'd never marry a man I had any doubts about. But that being said, if I was married, and he cheated on me, he would forever lose the ability to procreate.
I happen to have a few very effective tools that would very nicely – for me – do the job.
As Mara detailed the many ways in which she could, and probably would, make that man a eunuch, Luke found himself protecting his own manhood. He knew without a doubt that his wife was very capable of doing each and every one of those things.
He silently thanked the Force that he never had any desire to cheat on Mara Jade Skywalker.
I think that would do nicely.
Anyway, if that lying fool of a trainer didn't have a baby on the way, I'd report him to my Master and revel in the man's punishment. Unfortunately, I don't want the Emperor to take his anger out on the poor woman and the defenseless being within her.
Luke took a measure of comfort in the knowledge that even in her staunchest days under the Emperor she would never willingly hurt innocent children.
Well, that's all the excitement I can handle for one day. Force help the man who tries to make me love him… and no amount of Force mastery will save him if he breaks my heart.
~M.J
