This one's from VodkaKolKolKol. Thanks for sending a letter!

Disclaimer: No. Not at all. Although, I DO own the fanart I did of Swissy receiving a dress from France! Just gotta scan it…


Dear... Romano?

Yeah, like, that's your name right? Anyway, I have a problem... See, like, there is this EPIC friend who is with this guy right? See, the two of them have been together, like, forever... And it's making me mad cause his bf is a total D-bag! He never smiles! What I need to know is how i can get my friend back with gpng to, like, prison for life.

Felicks

Dear Felicks,

Yes, that's my nation name. But, I'm a bit confused here. So what if he never smiles? If he makes your friend happy, then you should be happy for him as well. But, if you still want to get your friend back… Try explaining how you feel to him. It's less likely that your friend will want to smash your face in than in if you do something retarded to try and get them to break up, and you probably won't go to prison unless you somehow fuck that up.

By the way, get a spell check and proofread your letter next time, thanks.

Signed,

Romano

P.S. Reading your letter made me want to bash my skull in. Like, totally. *poking fun at you*


Pfft, I love making fun of Poland's speech pattern... Thanks for sending the letter! And I've seen you on Ivan's letter story. But, do you guys think you could send a letter to Acadia? It's another letter story from Team Rebel. She's threatening me to say this. *laughs and edges away from Ivan*

Romano: Review.