"Edward, do you have a lot of junk in your trunk?"
"Who asked that?!?!?"
"Shizzled-Nizzle, who asked that!"
"Umm, some girl named Ani...."
"Did I say you could talk? I didn't think so....."
"..."
"That's what I thought..." -insert Meech's evil glare here-
"So Edward, do you have a lot of junk in your trunk?"
"MJ, no, even if I knew what that meant, no." "Wait guys, whose that girl coming at me at the speed of light..."
"Edward! I asked a question and I hoped the answer was yes! But noooooooooo I waited two weeks for this to be answered, but you disappointed me!"
"I think that's Ani...."
"Nobody said you could talk Shizzled-Nizzle!"
"Ani, did you just tell Shizzled-Nizzle to be quiet, that's my job!"
"Until I took over Meech!"
"Will you guys stop fighting and be nice to the camera person!"
"No we won't MJ!"
"I'll just walk away now...."
"You don't leave Edward until I get a good answer!"
"Fine.... how's this? Yes Ani and all the beloved readers, I have a lot of junk in my trunk...."
"Thank you!"
"Hey do you want to join our team Ani, you're very persuasive. And rumor is, your birthday's in 9 days so we want to let you be a crew member as a present!"
"Okay! But you still can't leave Edward, you haven't gave me a present!"
"How about one of Alice's dresses?"
"Fine with me! Now you can go."
"I'll give you the penny Meech and MJ paid me last week...."
"Who said you could talk? And you can do better than a penny!"
"But that's all they paid me...."
"Just be quiet and do camera person type stuff!"
"..."
"Good, now we'll just wait for more questions so I can torture Edward or whomever...."
"..."
Haha see we sort of have a happyish ending. I take longer than MJ for some reason..... oh well! And wish a happy 16th birthday to the amazing Ani!!
-Meech
