A/N: I'm baaaaccckkk. And guess what, EXAMS ARE OVER FOR ME!
So the lemon for this story is gonna be extended for later chapters, so it won't come in a while.
I think it's about bloody time I start replying to you guys. So yeah reviews from Ch. 7 and stuff:
Lizzie-Rivers: Kay, I'm just telling you now… when the lemon chapter comes it's going to have part of the plot after the lemon scene is done. I going to give t=signals that a lemon is coming so you can skip to the main plot. Also the lemons are either going to be in the beginning or the end. And in total, there may only be like 3 or so lemons.
KagamineRin02: Why does Len have sex toys… read on in this chapter and find out the truth.
Rinny-Chan: In my humour stories I do not kill off any of my characters.
On with the story! Disclaimer: I don't own Vocaloid.
RIN POV:
"Looks like there are no seats…" I grumble as I enter the transit bus with Len.
Piko is coming over in three hours, so I thought I could go shopping real quickly. I'm just buying some things to prepare for his coming. Such as some ingredients that Len will need to prepare our lunch, also some medicine to help my sore throat. Which in fact is feeling better.
"Oooh, look~, there's some~" Len points to a pair of seats side by side. Looks like the people who were sitting there got off.
I walk over and sit down. Len follows me and takes his seat….ON MY LAP?!
"HEY WHAT THE HELL!" I scream, this is not going to help my throat.
"What is it my lovely Rinny-kins?" He says with his back behind me as he got comfortable on my lap. This guy is going to make my face's permanent colour like a tomato.
"Why the hell are you sitting on my lap, when there is clearly an empty seat right beside me!" I hiss.
"Well I'm being kind and giving it up to the people who need it more than me. Besides, I like sitting on my Bunny's lap~" He says.
"GET OFF O-"
"Rinny-boo, I don't mean to be rude but people are looking at us because you're making all this noise." Len whispers to me.
He's the one who's making me angry, causing me to yell and attract attention!
"Just keep it calm, act like this is normal." Len advises.
I can't believe I'm going along with his idea. I place my hands around his waist, like someone would do to their lover. EXCEPT I'M NOT HIS LOVER!
"Oh, Rinny I knew you felt the same way" Len smirked. Strangely people are starting to look away.
"Shut up, I'm just playing along." I whisper to him.
The bus comes to a stop boarding a pair of passengers on.
Oh shit, I know them! They go to my school! Got to not be recognizable!
"I can't believe you ate it." The brunette chick says to her blue-haired friend.
Let me introduce them to you. That brunette is Meiko Sakine, she is well known for her drinking habits. Though I hardly talk to her, when she is sober she is actually not that bad. The blue-haired guy with her is Kaito Shion, known for being an ice-cream lover. I say he's an idiot because he is so dense. If you haven't guessed, this is also the guy that Miku has a crush on; though she has crushes on many other guys.
Though, the appearance of Kaito is a mystery. He came last year. He decided to make his appearance in reality by Meiko's side. People say that they are childhood friends, but I don't believe it. It's quite suspicious. I never saw Meiko with him or even mention somebody named Kaito, it's as if he was just created last year and placed into this world.
Kaito and Meiko don't really have a romantic relationship, they have a 'best friends for life' relationship. Well if Kaito was looking for a romantic relationship with someone, he would choose Meiko over Miku anytime if it came to that.
Other than that, they are just a couple of seniors.
Though one thing about Kaito is, he NEVER leaves Meiko's side. They have been always seen together since the first time we met him. Also, I hear he lives with Meiko in her two-bedroom apartment.
Meiko is about to go to college next year. She just got accepted into her dream college, though I can't currently remember it's name. So her parents bought her an apartment outside her college campus. It's cheaper than living on campus.
"Hahaha! What do you expect? It was ice cream, I'm not going to let it melt away." Kaito said rubbing his head. "Besides, we went to an all you can eat buffet. How do you not expect me to stuff myself with all their ice cream."
"You finished all of their ice cream, the other customers didn't even get any. Anyways, that ice cream was jet black and had no label! Doesn't that seem wrong to you? All we could know it could possibly be made out of some poisonous chemicals. And I can't believe you forced me into trying some!" Meiko ranted.
"Ice cream is still ice cream, and is meant to be eaten by me." Kaito said.
"I will forever be haunted by its taste…BLEH!" Meiko said still thinking about the black ice cream.
"Hahaha! But you have to admit the other ice cream selections was delicious!" Kaito said. Shit they are coming closer to me!
"I don't know, I never got to have a single spoonful since some idiot ate it all!" Meiko complained as she took a seat right beside me.
Shit! SHIT! Don't recognize me! Don't recognize me!
"Oh hey, is that you Rin?" Kaito said as he looked over at me.
I was hiding my face against Len's back, arms still wrapped around him.
"Huh? Rin?" Meiko said as she realized that I was sitting beside her.
Thanks a lot you blue-haired idiot! I could have gone unrecognizable throughout this whole bus ride, but you just had to point me out!
"Hey…" I mumbled, slightly peering from Len's back.
"Haha, oh Rin you're blushing. Doesn't she look cute Mei-"
"Watch it dude!" Len snarls as he cuts off Kaito before he could finish his sentence. "Rinny-boo's mine! Don't you start flirting with her! I'll rip out your eyeballs and cut off your tongue if you ever do that!" Len shot daggers at Kaito.
He seemed so oblivious to them, until Kaito made that comment about me.
Kaito's face was deathly pale in horror of Len's threat.
"Rin! Tell your boyfriend to stop scaring Kaito!" Meiko ordered.
"HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!" I yell. If I yell anymore, my sore throat will return for sure.
I snuggle Len closer and start patting his head, signaling him to calm down. Which he does, his body becomes more relaxed.
"Stop scaring people Len…" I whisper to him. This is so awkward.
/\/\/\/\/\/\
After Len and I got what we needed from the stores, we went straight home. Len is preparing a meal for Piko and I currently. And Piko should be here anytime now.
Anyways, after that awkward bus ride with Kaito and Meiko I wanted to just crawl up in a hole and die. I think Meiko hates me for Len's behavior. Kaito wouldn't talk throughout the bus ride, the first time ever he was this quiet.
Jeez Len, do you have to scare every single person I come in eye contact with?
Hopefully, he won't scare Piko. Hopefully. You know what, I'm going to lock him in my room, just in case.
I come downstairs, wearing a maroon-red skirt with black leggings, and a navy blue blouse.
"Rinny-kins? Why are you so dressed up?" Len asks as I come down to the living room.
I set my laptop on the coffee table, and other materials such as the project sheet, lined paper, and other utensils.
"I have a friend coming over, his name is Piko. We're working on a project." I tell him.
"Wait, a guy is coming over to our house. Nope, I simply won't allow it." Len said.
"Len, he's my partner for a school project."
"Nope, no, NOPE! All we could know he could have tricked you or hypnotized you thinking he's coming over to work on a 'school project', but in actuality he's coming over so he could rape you. I simply won't allow it!"
"…Len… That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard."
"It's possible…" Len huffed. "And Rinny-poo, you can't wear a skirt remember the law. You can only wear it for school, since your school uniform consists of a skirt, or when you and I are alone."
"I'm wearing leggings, so no one will be lifting my skirt up anytime today." I said.
"Arrrghh. FINE! But if this Piko, comes close to you like I do, I'll cut him! If he as so dares touches you, I'll rip out his head, and throw his body into acid!" Len warns me.
"This is exactly why you are going to be upstairs, throughout his whole visit…" I say as I start pushing him to go up the stairs.
Surprisingly, he does what I order him to. But deep inside, I know he is planning something.
Ding-dong!
Forgetting about Len, I make my way to the entrance door. Piko was right on time.
"Hey, Piko!" I greet him with a smile when I opened the door.
"H-hello Rin. How are you?" Piko nervously asks.
"Good, I guess. Come in, make yourself cozy. Everything is set in the living room." I say as I gesture Piko to enter.
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LEN POV
"Good, I guess. Come in, make yourself cozy. Everything is set in the living room." I listen to my precious bunny, allow this dangerous guy, Piko, enter our house.
What do I do? What do I do? Piko is going to take my Rinny-hun away from me! What do I do?
Wait, I'll check out hose doujinshis and mangas that Gumi and Teto gave me to help me and Rinny-pie with our relationship. There has got to be something useful in there.
I look underneath Rinny-boo's bed to find my black box. Thankfully, she let me keep it. Though there are some things in the box I simply don't understand. Such as this long metallic coloured stick thingy. Is it used as a back scratcher? But it also can vibrate. So is it used for massaging your back? I will never understand these humans.
I flip through the collection of mangas and doujinshis. So apparently this is what I've learned: Claim Rinny-O as my own in front of an opponent or try to ruin every moment your opponent has with your lover. I'm pretty sure Rinny-poo won't like it if I kiss her in front of someone, also I think our kisses will be intense and go deeper, I want some privacy if it does. So, I'll try to ruin every moment this Piko guy tries to have with MY bunny.
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NORMAL POV
"So one quote in which Macbeth shows signs of hubris is right here." Piko said as he pointed out a line in the Macbeth book to Rin.
Rin came closer so she could see what is written on book. "I see…so one of the attributes Macbeth already shows is pride." Rin says as she types the quote on her laptop. So far Piko has been here for 30 minutes and they have already done a third of the set of 18 questions. It may seem a short amount of questions, but the answers are meant to be in paragraphs.
"Don't forget greed." Piko added.
"Heh, I know in the end Macbeth is smacking of every single sin, one way or the other." Rin chuckled. "So we only need to hand in one sheet of answers?"
"Yes, one to represent both partners. Though, could you print off double copies? I want one to help me in the future." Piko said.
"Sure thing! I bet some people are doing most of the work while they're partners are just chilling." Rin gives a soft laugh.
"Haha, probably. We might be the only ones who are working properly in partners." Piko says with a chuckle.
As the two continue their homework, they are unaware of a certain blonde robot creeping up on them.
"Whoops!" Len says as he falsely trips and falls in between Rin and Piko.
"Len! I told you to stay upstairs!" Rin scolds him.
"I don't recall such a thing…" Len says scratching his head. Man, I suck at this… Len thought.
"Just go back upstairs…" Rin grumbles to him. "We're trying to finish our homework."
"B-But… RRRIIIINNNN I LOVE YOU!" Len wailed.
"What?" Piko said in shock from Len's declaration.
"He doesn't seriously mean it." Rin said to Piko. "Len please, we are trying to study…"
"….Alright…." Len sighed as he sulked off.
"Hey where are you going?" Rin said as she saw him put on his shoes.
"To Gumi's house…" Len said.
"W-Wait!" Rin said but Len had already left.
"Oh, so he's also friends with Gumi. He must go to her house a lot, right?" Piko asked.
"No, he never went to her house. Not even once." Rin answered.
"So how does he know where she lives?"
"Len doesn't know where…..SHIT!"
/\/\/\/\/\/\
LEN POV
It was breezy as I walked down the streets of… I don't know. Have I ever been to this part of the city? I'm pretty sure this is downtown. It looks so familiar… Where am I?! I was going to Gumi's house…oops… I think I forgot to get to get her address.
"Len is that you?" I heard a voice call me from behind
I turned around to see Miku.
"Oh, hi! Fancy meeting you here Miku!" I cheerfully greeted her.
"Are you here alone? Rin's not with you?" Miku asked.
"Nope, she wants some distance. She wants to be left alone with Piko so he and her could study." I explained my situation.
"Oh, here comes my ride." Miku waved to a vehicle that was about to pull over.
It was a sleek black limo, with not a single scratch on it. The driver stepped out and opened the door, signaling Miku to enter.
"Say, do you want to come over to my house?" Miku asked me.
"Oh sure, I hope that's not any trouble for you." I said.
"Nope, it's quite alright." With that said, I entered the limo with her.
/\/\/\/\/\/\
RIN POV
So it turns out that my printer ran out of ink, so Piko and I had to go to the nearest supply store that could provide us with some.
Len had been out for a long time now, it's evening now. He hasn't returned in seven hours. And yes, our homework did take seven hours since we just started it today. Plus, the last minute essay he helped me write. Oh well, maybe he found Gumi's house.
"Oh hey, this is the ink cartage that is compatible with your printer right?" Piko said as he held a cartage box for black ink.
"Hmmm…" I took the cartage box and read over the label. "Yes this is the one!"
"Cool, so how many do we need?" Piko asked.
"Ummm… Get four black ink cartages for now, and two for each colour cartage." I said.
"Okay, I'll be right back!" Piko smiled and left to search for the cartages.
Piko is such a sweetie. I wonder why he doesn't have a girlfriend yet. He is so different from Len. Len is just clingy, emotionally unstable and perverted. While Piko is kind hearted, gentle and helpful.
"Well Rin, we meet again." I look over to see who called out my name.
It was Meiko and she was with Kaito, like always.
"Hey there Meiko." I dully greeted her.
"So, you're cheating on your boyfriend with that albino kid?" Meiko laughed evilly.
"LEN IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND! AND I'M NOT CHEATING ON HIM WITH PIKO! HELL, I'M NOT EVEN DATING PIKO!" I yelled at her.
"Hehehe, it's cool. I understand you have sexual needs. And so does Len. I think I saw him with that teal-haired Miku chick. I pretty sure he's gonna rock her world tonight in her bed." Meiko gave another evil smirk.
"WHAT?!"
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LEN POV
"HAHA! I CAN'T BELIEVE RIN IS INTO THAT!" Miku laughed as I told her about my box under Rin's bed.
I sat on a chair she provided me in her room. Unlike Rinny-O, Miku lived in a mansion, and boy was it huge! Her room was bigger than our living room. Her house was all decorated fancy.
I didn't realize how long I spent my day with Miku until I saw how dark it was outside.
Just when I was about to tell her I was about to leave, one of her maids knocked on her door.
"Umm, Miss Miku…I don't mean to interrupt…" The maid stood in front of her door shaking.
"What is it?" Miku asked.
"Well….You're father wanted you to confirm that if you wanted your own personal maid. He found a website which sells robot servants that will obey your every command." The maid answered.
"That's stupid! Robot servants! HA! There is no such thing as robot servants! And I'm pretty sure they are emotionless, I want a personal servant that is open to me and not emotionless like a robot!" Miku scoffed.
"So, that's a no…" the maid said in confusion.
"Whatever, I don't care what servant you get me. As long as they are hot!" Miku said as she shooed off the maid.
"Isn't that funny Len, robot servants! What a joke! What websites is my father even looking at!" Miku laughed.
"Haha…yeah…" I can't tell Miku about the truth, that I'm actually a robot.
"So Len, do you wanna have some fun?" Miku said as she gave a sly smirk.
"Sure! Are we going to play a game?" I asked in excitement.
Miku got up and closed her door, I could have sworn I heard her lock it. Then she lowered her light switch so that it was really dim in her room.
"Yes, you could say that…" Miku said as she went into her personal bathroom.
"Oh are we gonna play after you poop, okay I'll wait!" I said as I patiently waited for her.
I sat on the edge of her bed, kicking my feet excitedly in the air.
"Oh, Len~" Miku called me.
I looked over as I saw Miku standing in her washroom with nothing but her black bra and panties, and a dark teal robe.
"So what game are we going to play? Can we make this quick, because Rinny-kitty might get worried if I don't come back…" I asked her as she walked over to me.
"Sssshhh Len…" Miku placed her fingers on my lips. "Just forget about Rin tonight…"
"What kind of stupid request is that! Rinny-kins is my world, my sun, my battery! If I forget about her I would die!" I told her.
"Come on Len, don't you want to have some fun tonight?" Miku said as she slowly started to near my face.
"I had a fun day today with you anyways, are we going to play video games tonight so we can make this day even more fun?" I asked excitedly.
"Len…Come on, I wanna see you banana…" Miku said in a husky voice.
"Sorry, but all of my bananas are at Rinny-bun's house. She prefers oranges but has a banana from time to time." I tell her.
"Len I meant your weiner…" Miku sighs.
"Bleh, I hate hot dogs! Why on earth would I carry it with me, wouldn't it rot?"
"Len, come on. Just show me the magic in your pants…" Miku urged me.
"But, I'm not a wizard… But I do know a card trick! Actually, I don't really know because every time I fail at it…" I said rubbing my head.
"Len, for the love of… JUST GET NAKED!" Miku yelled.
"But, it's cold and I already showered today in the morning…" I complained.
"Len can we please just have-"
"Wait! I think I know what you are trying to tell me to do!" I cut her off.
"Really, what is it?" She giggles as she gives another sly smirk.
"You want me to…..PERFOM A SATANIC RITUAL WITH YOU!" I exclaimed.
"…What…" Miku said with a confused look on her face.
"It's all so clear now, the dimming of lights, the weird ghostly robe that you are wearing, the magic that you want me to show for the spell casting, and the hot dogs and bananas are the food offerings to Satan!" I explain.
"…What…" Miku restated her previous statement.
"I'm sorry Miku, but I'm not a Satanist. We can still be friends, it's just I don't wanna join in all your spooky rituals."
"…What…"
"Now I must leave and return to my precious Rinny-bunny~" I say as I get up and unlock the door of Miku's room and head downstairs to the front entrance.
"Hey, Len wait!" Miku said as she came following me downstairs, still in her robe and her bra and panties.
"Well, good bye Miku. Hope to see you again!"
"LEN!" I look in front of me to see Rin with that guy, Piko. She was standing in front of the entrance with one of Miku's servants beside her.
"Oh, Miss Miku. You have a visitor." He said.
"Rin, what the hell are you doing here?! Oh, hey Piko." Miku said.
"I'm here to get Len, he didn't come back for nearly nine hours!" Rin yelled at Miku.
"Oh Rinny-boo~ You came to get me! Like how a prince would rescue his damsel in distress. Except I wasn't really in trouble." I gave her a big hug.
"What the hell are you even doing here?!" Rin questioned.
"Miku invited me. I had a fun day with her. Isn't that right, Miku?" I looked over to Miku.
"Yes, we sure did Len. We had a lot of fun. I think we got real close today~" Miku gave another smirk.
Rin looked at Miku and examined what she was wearing then looked back at me. Her face looked like she was angry but she was blushing.
"Come on, let's just go home…" Rin grumbled as she grabbed my hand and dragged me outside. Piko followed behind us.
/\/\/\/\/\/\
PIKO POV
Well all went well with finishing my homework with Rin today. If it wasn't for that bastard Len, I would have had some more personal time with Rin and hopefully become closer to Rin. And Rin doesn't even seem to like him.
I've got some competition. Looks like I'll have to eliminate him, if I want to win Rin's heart.
A/N: OHOHOHO, bet you weren't expecting that from Piko were you?
For Kaito and Meiko, it depends on how you wanna see their relationships. If you wanna see them as best fucking friends, go ahead. I'm not going to go into too much dept about them.
But who is more evil, Miku or Piko? You will have to find out….
The Satanic ritual scene, don't ask. I just came out of tumblr and was a bit high from season five episode one of Hetalia.
Not one of my greatest chapters, but still fitting.
So I'm planning on making three Vocaloid stories:
1.A Gumo x Rinto fic( don't ask why, but I somehow I ship this…Weird because I don't ship Gumi and Rin. It's like this other yuri pairing I ship but don't ship as genderbend)
funny Vocaloid story, this time the Kagamines are the evil ones. And yes, Len included. Not just Rin. It will include popular pairings of Vocaloid (Kaito x Miku, Miku x Luka and Len x Rin(This pairing is the most popular of all Vocaloid pairings and in this story it will be incest but depends on how you wanna see it, people will just tease them on having an incestuous relationship)) and possibly one crack BL pairing.
This story will be more like over dramatic teenage drama. The rivalry between the Kagamines and Miku who are both the most popular people in school. So it will sort be like Mean Girls, but different.
x Luka fic(My fav yuri paining of all time!)
So are you guys interested in these fics?
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