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Sorry for the long wait I have been busy lately. But will try to get my chapters out. :)

Day Eight: Tobi! Tobi! Tobi!

Morning:

6:00 in the morning Tobi tossed and turned in his Little Tykes race car bed, his mask still in place. He was hugging his Glo-Worm and giggling. He hopped out of bed, in his Power Rangers one piece pajama's, including the feet! He ran over to his window and threw open the curtains!

"Good morning world! Tobi loves all of you! Hello mail box! Hello little kitty! Hello sun! Hello rain cloud?"

Tobi put his hands on his hips and tilted his head to the side. "Oh no , it's going to rain today! Oh well, Tobi can play inside with all his fun toys!"

He went over to his dresser and looked in the mirror and his body suddenly jolted. Tobi looked back to the mirror. "Good morning Madara!"

Tobi's voice turned deep and dark. "Good morning Tobi. How are the plans coming along?"

"Good! Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi clapped

"Yes you are. When we finish our plans Tobi, will have ultimate power! We shall rule the world together as one!"

"YaY! Can Glo-worm come?"

"Uh, Sure why not?"

"YaY! Glo-Worm! We will rule Glo-Worm!"

"No, no Tobi the world. We will rule the world! Not the Glo-Worm, the world."

"YaY! Tobi loves the world! And the world loves Tobi!"

"No, not yet Tobi, but they will or die!"

"What?!?! The world doesn't love Tobi?!?! How can Tobi make the world love him? Tobi is sad now Madara." Tobi sniffed.

"Just be patient my simple minded friend, it's all part of the plan. Mahahahahahaha!"

Konan walked in and had Tobi's laundry in her arms. She looked over at Tobi/Madara and rolled her eyes.

"Good morning Madara nice to see you. Good morning Tobi how did you sleep?"

"Good! Tobi had a good sleep and so did Glo-Worm!"

"Always good to hear. So Madara what do we owe the pleasure of your company?" Tobi turned dark, his body language changing.

"I'm here to see how the plans are coming along. Did Pein receive my message the other day from Tobi?"

"Well if you mean the one Tobi handed him saying 'Madam what's you nose if she plant are coning a thong. And your odor's to had very one bake on Oreo-he-mars-roo Yay message loud and clear."

"Is that sarcasm I hear in your voice?"

"No, Madara it's not. Why on earth would I use sarcasm on you? Your special." She gave him glare.

"That's right and don't you forget it! Petty woman."

"What did you just say?!?!" Konan fumed, as she looked up from finishing putting the clothes away.

"On nothing of importance. So how are the guys getting along so far? I picked out the group myself you know."

"Yes, I do know. Fine, if hell was a place on earth, it would be in this house most days. But we all are alive at the end of the day, most days for some of us."

"Well keep the plans rolling, I wish to have Tobi's body in the next 5 years or earlier. I will send more messages to Pein through Tobi."

"Riiiiiight. So I need to get Tobi ready for the day, you guys can't conquer the world in Power Ranger pajama's right?"

"Good bye for now. Serve me well servant of mine! Serve me well!"

"Sure, whatever, at least Tobi's Ritalin for his A.D.H.D. keeps him from emerging." Konan crossed her arms.

"Konan guess what?!?" Tobi looked sad.

"What Tobi?"

"The world doesn't love Tobi!!!"

"Who told you that? Was Hidan hiding in your closet again to get away from Richard?"

"No, Madara said The world doesn't love Tobi! But will later or die!"

"Oh, don't you listen to Madara. The world loves you. And if they don't, their stupid shit bags."

"YaY! Tobi doesn't like stupid shit bags!"

"No, no you don't. Here's your clothes go get ready for the day, and then come down for breakfast. What do you want to eat today?"

"Popcorn!" Tobi threw his arms in the air.

"No, for breakfast."

"Popcorn!" Tobi threw his arms up once again.

"Tobi how about fruit loops?"

"No Tobi wants popcorn!"

"Tobi no! Your not having popcorn for breakfast! Pick some thing else." Konan put her hands on her hips.

"Tobi is sad now! Tobi wants popcorn and Konan said no! Tobi wants Konan to say yes! Tobi is sad! No popcorn for Tobi makes Tobi sad! Popcorn makes Tobi's tummy happy!" Tobi began to cry, wiping a tear from his eye hole.

Konan sighed "Fine! But just for today, next time you ask it will be no, got it?"

"YaY! Tobi loves you Konan!" Tobi gave her a big hug that lifted her off of the ground, well he is at least five inches taller then her.

"I love you too Tobi. Your just lucky Pein is on a mission today with him selves, or the answer would be no."

"Tobi will go get ready!" He grabbed his clothes and ran out of the room, down the hall to the bathroom.

Konan shook her head. "Well at least is not lobster and cheezy poofs like last time." She left the room closing the door behind her.

Five minutes later:

The closet door slowly opened, violet eyes could be seen. Hidan slowly and quietly creeped out from the closet and closed the door behind him. He headed towards the door, when it suddenly swung open.

"Hi Hidan! What are you doing in Tobi's room?"

"Huh? WTF is it to you pumpkin head?" Hidan crossed his arms.

"Hehe, Are playing hide and go seek with Mr. Chicklets again?"

"No! Piss off Tobi and go eat your popcorn! You know if you were my child, I'd beat you!"

"If Tobi was Hidan's child, Tobi would swear, pray and stab himself to make Glo-Worm happy!"

"WTF?!?! Glo-Worm is not a friggin' religion! Jashin is! Glo-Worm is imaginary Tobi! He's not fucking real!"

"Yes he is Hidan!" Tobi protested "Jashin isn't real!"

"FU Tobi! He is too! How come I own all this Jashin stuff and I'm immortal. Huh, if he's not fucking real?"

"Jashin is in your head! That's what Konan says!"

"Screw both of you! You fucking need more medication! Because Glo-Worm's just in your head!"

"No Glo-Worm's on Tobi's bed! See?!?!" Tobi pointed to his bed were indeed Glo-Worm was. "Where is your Jashin?"

Hidan stormed out of Tobi's room "You'll see him when your in fucking hell pumpkin head!"

Tobi shrugged his shoulders and went out his door closing it behind him.

One hour later:

Tobi came running into his room and did three circles before stopping at his drawer and pulling out a new set of clothes. He pulled his old ones off and threw it on the floor behind him. He put the new clothes on and a voice behind him made him jump.

"Hey Tobi I need some of your Play-doh. I ran out of clay. un?" Deidara walked up behind Tobi with his arms crossed.

"Yes! Tobi has Play-doh!"

Tobi ran over to his bookshelf and started to throw everything off and behind him, until he found what he was looking for. He grabbed all three containers and handed them over to the clay bomber.

"Uh, Tobi how come they feel very light, un?"

"Tobi made salty cookies with Mr.Bear!"

"So you ate the Play-Doh?"

"No Tobi had cookies!"

"Uhhhh huhhhh. So you have more besides this?"

"Nope that's all Tobi has. The rest went really hard and Hidan sacrificed it to Jashin! Hidan said it was dead anyways."

"Yah he would. Fine I guess I have to go to the store then, un?"

"Tobi and Kisame are going to the store!"

"When? Anytime soon, un?"

"Yup, right after he's done eating his tuna sandwich!" Tobi nodded.

"Fine pick me up some more clay, un?"

Tobi threw his hands up in the air. "Tobi will!"

"Don't forget, un?" Deidara said as he left the room.

Tobi grabbed his Ninja Turtle umbrella from his closet and left the room closing the door behind him.

After lunch:

Tobi came running in full force and ran over to his toy box. He threw toys around until he found his Little Ninja People toy house.

"Tobi found you let's go play house!" He ran out of the room.

15 Min's later:

Tobi came running in and ran over to his book shelf, threw more stuff around him until he found his coloring books and crayons.

"Hello crayons! Tobi wants to play with you!" And he ran our of the room.

15 Min's later:

Tobi came running in and went to his closet and swung open the door, he rummaged around until he came across his remote control car.

"Yay Tobi found you!" And ran out of his room giggling.

15 Min's later:

Tobi came running in and tripped over his toys. But that didn't even slow him down, he ran over to his book case and grabbed all fifteen books. He ran out the door dropping two of them yelling "Stories YaY!"

An hour later:

Kisame came in with an arm load of Tobi's stuff.

"Tobi you idiot! How the hell can you make such a mess?!?!"

Tobi came in with the rest of his stuff. "Tobi doesn't know?"

"Well help me clean up. Pein's is going to back soon an if he sees this, he'll be mad."

"Tobi doesn't know how to clean! Kisame, you clean up."

"What?!?! You know this all Konan's fault! She should quit babying you so much! How are you ever going to learn?"

"Tobi doesn't know? How?"

"Fine! you put the book shelf stuff away and I'll work on the rest of the stuff."

"Tobi doesn't want to!"

"I'll give you some chocolate."

"YaY! Tobi loves chocolate!"

Well it took about twenty minutes, but it was clean again.

"YaY! Now Tobi gets chocolate! Right Kisame?"

"Yah, sure, whatever, let's go."

Both men left the room.

Two hours later:

Kakuzu walked in and went over to Tobi's desk. He opened the top drawer and looked around. Tobi came wondering in.

"Hello Kakuzu! What are you looking for?"

"I need to find another calculator, Deidara is on his klepto kick again, He stole all my ones out of my desk."

"Tobi has one!" Tobi ran over to his closet and rummaged around until he found it.

"Here you go Kuzu!" He handed him a Dora The Explorer cash register.

Kakuzu took it with a confused look on his face. He raised an eye brow.

"That's all you have? What happened to the one I gave you for Christmas?"

"Diedara blew it up! He said numbers were a BANG! Then it exploded!"

"Fine this will have to do for now. By the way did you happen to see Deidara?"

"Yup, he went outside to the back yard!"

"What?!?!"

A loud bang and a small earth tremor was felt through out the house. Kakuzu looked surprised and then it quickly turned to anger.

"Oh, he better of not! He is so dead!" Kakuzu ran out of the room carrying the cash register with him.

Tobi just shrugged and went over to his desk and looked around until he found his markers, then he left his room.

Evening:

Tobi came in wearing just a towel, he just came out of the bath. He threw it off when he was inside his room ran around in circles, then ran to his dresser. Kakuzu came in.

"Here, I bought you a new toy."

Tobi walked over still naked. "What happened to my Dora cash register?"

"I smashed it."

"Why? I love Dora and Boots!" Tobi whined.

"It drove my beyond crazy every time it gave the answer in Dora Dollars and the cash drawer opened."

"Tobi likes it!"

"Then she wanted me to put my money inside. The bitch even told me how much. It's like she was a money hungry whore! No woman will ever tell me how much money to give her! Ever! She deserved what was coming to her!"

"Money?"

"No death!"

"Ohhhhh." Tobi nodded.

"So here's your new toy, enjoy." Kakuzu said as he left the room.

Well Tobi jumped up and down and took the box out of the bag. It turned out to be Monopoly Junior! Tobi opened the box and set up all the pieces to where they were supposed to go and started to play by himself. Pein came in.

"Tobi what are you doing?"

"Kakuzu bought Tobi a new game!"

"Really? Why?" Pein crossed his arms.

"Because Dora was a money hungry whore!"

"Riiiiiiiight. well you can tell it was from Kakuzu all the money is missing from the game. Oh, well at least we don't have to get H&R Block to do our taxes. I'll get the rest of the game back from him."

"Tobi likes this game!"

"Yah, uh, Tobi your naked, get some clothes on will you? The neighbors teen-aged girl is starring at you again."

They both looked at her, but that didn't stop her from her drooling gaze. Hey, he is a 28 year old, a well built, hot shinobi! Well with the mind of a five year old, but some girls will see past that when a hot body is involved!

Tobi just stood up and waved "Hi Deanna!"

She just waved back slowly and dreamily. Pein went over glared at Deanna and closed Tobi's curtains.

"Tobi likes Deanna! She's so nice! She loves to give Tobi lots of hugs and kisses!!!"

"I bet she does the little tramp! She does the same thing to my other body, that looks like Deidara and to Kisame! I caught her and Kisame making out at the side of the house! With Zetsu and Sasori watching!"

"Well you weren't supposed to see that.' Sasori added in as he walked by.

"Quit corrupting his mind with that talk Pein!" Konan said as she walked in carrying more laundry. "Tobi how do you manage to go through so many clothes in one day?"

"Tobi loves clothes!"

"Good boy Tobi! Now please go put some on." Konan handed him his Barney PJ's.

"Good night Tobi see you in the morning." Pein said as he left the room.

"Good night Pein, Pein, Pein, Pein, Pein, and Pein!" Tobi yelled behind him.

"Good night Tobi sweet dreams."

"Night little guy!"

"Good night baby brother."

"Night Tobi"

"See you in the morning small fry!" The Pein's all said one after the other as they walked by.

Konan rolled her eyes "Great the Pein's in my ass are back again. Another night of weirdness."

"Oh no! Barney fell off Tobi's shirt!" Tobi was running around in a circle like a dog chasing his tail.

Konan stopped him , but almost got knocked over in the process. She took off his shirt and turned it around, He giggled as she put it back on.

"Tobi is ticklish!"

"Okay, hop into bed Tobi."

Tobi hopped into bed and Konan pulled the covers up and grabbed the Glo-Worm out from under his bed, where it fallen in the morning. She snuggled the Glo-Worm beside Tobi and Tobi snuggled into his race car bed. She sat on the bed and smiled at Tobi and gave him a big hug.

"Good night Tobi. Good night Glo-Worm. Sweet dreams, I love you." She kissed the top of Tobi's head and then Glo-Worms.

She quietly left the room, shutting off the light and closing the door behind her. Tobi was fast asleep in to time at all. Awwww. What a cutie pie!

Later that night:

Tobi's door slowly opened and a dark figure slipped in and quietly closed the door behind him. It crawled on the ground past Tobi and to his closet door. As he opened it, it creeked a bit. Tobi stirred and opened his eyes looking towards the figure.

"Hidan?"

"Go back to sleep pumpkin head! Mr. Chicklets fucking escaped again! I'm not taking any friggin' chances!" Hidan whispered loudly as he crawled into the closet.

"Good night Hidan."

"Good night pumpkin head, sweet dreams you little bastard!" He said as he closed the closet door.

Tobi hugged his Glo-Worm, just rolled over and went back to sleep.

Day nine: Deidara!

Let's see what the clay bomber/ kleptomaniac is up to today! Just what the hell kinda things does he collect? Well we will see right?

I don't own H&R Block or anything store bought related, if I did I would be rich and pay someone else to write my stories for me!!!!!!!!!!