Young Justice Road Trip
AN: I realized that I forgot to include wasted League members last time. Allow me to correct the problem now.
MEANWHILE, IN SPACE...
"Hey. Hey Shuperman. Supey Supey soup man. You know what would be aweshome?" Green Arrow slurred, staggering forwards and grabbing the Kryptonians shoulder.
"What would'be aweshome Arrow? Would... would it involve me getting naked with Loish? Cause she's fucking sexy."
"Nah, nah, nah, way better than banging that reporter chick. Besides dude, you got competition, some asshole called Clark Kent likes her." Ollie whined back.
"Can you keep a secret?" Superman said, staggering forwards a few feet.
"Yeah man, I got your back."
"Bullshit. I ain't telling you nothing!"
A few other members of the league stood watching, several of them filming.
"This going on Youtube?" Canary said, holding in her laughter.
"Obviously. I guarantee a thousand hits by lunch." Hawkman said.
"Featured video, probably."
"Almost definitely."
"They'll kill us."
"Naturally.
"Painfully."
"Of course."
"I regret nothing."
"Neither do I."
BACK IN THE CAR...
Robin suddenly burst out laughing.
The entire team slowly turned to look at him.
"EYES ON THE ROAD!"
"GOD DAMMIT WALLY!"
"Robin, why are you laughing?" M'gann said slowly.
"New video uploaded to Youtube. Green Arrow and Supes got wasted." It's already up to fifty thousand views, and it was just posted today!" Robin said cheerfully, showing the video to the rest of the van.
HONK!
"FUCK ROY, PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD, NOT THE WASTED SUPERHEROS!"
"Yes mum." he said, glaring at Wally.
"If I was your mom I would've pulled a Casey Anthony on your ass."
"You're a dick, you know that right?"
Robin gave a small noise of annoyance. He was ignored in favour of drunken superheros.
The video finished, everyone laughed, and an awkward silence reigned supreme.
"Hey M'gann, what would happen if a mosquito bit you?" Robin said randomly, looking at the Martian girl.
"I have no idea. I guess it would die from the unfamiliar blood or something. Why?"
"Oh, no reason. Just random curiosity. Do the bites itch?"
"No, not at all."
"...Fucking lucky Martians."
"That's racist!"
"It's mosquito's, anything goes."
"Touche."
AN: Superman and GA will never hear the end of this, Lois and Clark will be very awkward at work tomorrow, and I have managed to write up an update roughly a few hours after the last one. Like a boss.
