AN: Here's a second skit that I typed up way earlier. Do not try this skit at home! Or anywhere with other cars! Unless it's a go-kart!

Just a smidgen of ChrisXJill in this skit. As well as a new crack pairing! XD

(Facility X, Mid-day, Briefing lounge)

Claire: **on couch** I'm bored~! There's nothing to do around here Ada!

Ada: **leaning against wall, reading a book** You could stop hogging the sofa, for one thing. Where's Jill? I haven't seen her at all today.

Claire: **sigh** She's on a lunch date with Chris. A real one! Or so they tell me. I'm beginning to go stir-crazy over here!

Ada: Have you seen Krauser's car?

Claire: **interested** He has a car?

Ada: **nods** Krauser had to pull a few strings, but he managed to get it back after being presumed dead in Spain.

Claire: **excited** I wanna see it!

Ada: I thought you would. **closes book, Claire & Ada leave**

(Garage)

Ada: **standing in front of car** Well, here it is. Nice, isn't it?

Claire: It's a Cadillac! :D

Ada: And a Classic convertible one too. For a complete brute, Krauser actually has good taste.

Claire: Ada, We're taking this baby for a test drive. **jumps inside**

Ada: **shakes head** No good. Krauser keeps the keys with him at all times. This car is practically his baby.

Claire: **scoffs** Who says we need the keys? **hotwires car** Hop in!

Ada: Hmm, he'll be in training for the next several hours. I doubt Krauser will notice that it's gone. **gets in**

Claire: Alright! Let's go bug my brother! **drives away from Facility**

Ada: Hey Claire, I know a good patch of deserted road we should try first.

Claire: You tell me the way! I'm having the time of my life! **accelerates to 80**

Ada: That's great! Just don't get us pulled over!

Claire: **floors gas pedal** WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! XD **slows after ten seconds**

Ada: **fixing hair** You done yet, Claire?

Claire: **nods happily**

Ada: Good. My turn to drive.

(In Town, outside restaurant)

Jill: My new partners are really nice, Chris. They're both girls, by the way.

Chris: Can you tell me a little bit about them?

**Claire and Ada drive by in Cadillac**

Claire: **waves** Hi Chris~! Kiss her already! **Cadillac drives away**

Jill: **blushing**… Was that your sister? O/O

Chris: …Yeah. She must be hopped up on sugar again. Just ignore her for now.

Jill: Oh. **thoughts** Damn it! I was hoping for that kiss.

(Random Parking lot)

Claire: **sitting in front passenger seat, laughing** Oh, that was fun! The looks on their faces were priceless! XD

Ada: **in driver's seat** You still bored, Claire? :)

Claire: Nope! **sees gathering of cars & people in distance** What's going on over there?

Ada: Looks like a street race. Wanna check it out?

Claire: YES.

**Ada drives the car over to the race pit, looks around at the cars**

Ada: Of course the car to beat is the Lamborgini… **Claire gets out of the car** Where are you going?

Claire: I'm entering this race! C'mon!

Ada: Alright, alright. Speed Demon.

**Ada & Claire walk to entry station**

Manager: **looks up** You two looking for dates?

Claire: Nope. I wanna race.

Ada: She's serious.

Manager: . . . I guess you can race, li'l girl. On one condition: your friend gets to be the flag girl.

Claire: Deal. I'm in the classic Caddy over there.

Manager: I gotta check the engine before you enter. You gotta a helmet? You can buy one over there.

Claire: Okay. **to Ada** Ada, get me a helmet and some angel decals. **gives money, Ada leaves**

Manager: Okay, let's see your engine! **walks out to car w/ Claire, opens hood** Sweet Mama Jama! O.O

Claire: **jaw drops** . . Wow. O.O

Ada: **returns with helmet** You guys found the engine?

Claire: Ada. . . I think I'm in love; Krauser cut out all the dead weight and put a seriously powerful engine in here! The fluid lines are ridiculously efficient! This car must get at least 100 mpg and over 50 horsepower! Holy cow!

Ada: **confused** . . . I have no idea what you just said. I don't speak sports cars. O.o Anyway, here's the helmet and decals you wanted.

Claire: **takes gear** Thanks Ada. Don't want Wesker to chew me out for cracking my head open.

Ada: That is if Krauser doesn't do it first for wrecking his car.

Claire: **nervous giggle** I'll see you at the finish line!

(After Race, Facility Garage)

**Claire & Ada exit slightly wrecked Cadillac**

Claire: **squees** We won so much prize money! I'm probably going to have to pay Krauser for repairs though. I know I threw out the transmission when I started driving backwards.

Ada: Nice win, Claire. That guy in the Lamborghini must have been a professional. Just how long have you been racing?

Claire: Not too much. After I got my license at sixteen, I volunteered to drive home from the DMV instead of Chris. Big mistake on his part! He confiscated my license AND car keys because I made him scream like a little girl!

Ada: No wonder he's so protective.

Claire: Course, that didn't stop me from learning how to hotwire one of these babies. **pats car hood** I never figured out how to get it back to normal though.

Ada: **looks at car** We should at least leave Krauser some of the reward money to fix his car.

Claire: Good idea. **leaves money in glove compartment** What should we do with the rest?

Ada: **Looks at watch** Krauser's going to finish his workout any minute. I suggest we get the hell out of Dodge.

Claire: Ditto. How does a shopping trip sound?

FIN

AN: The crack pairing is ClaireXKrauser's Cadillac, BTW.

I've got more of these skits typed up in storage on my laptop, so no worries about weird posting schedules.

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