The Lair's Kitchen
"Anchovies and Ice-cream!"
Two Raphs were facing each other at the lair's kitchen table.
Raph was chewing down on a gross looking pizza as he looked serious at his opponent who returned it with his trademarked grin, as he too chewed down on his own slice.
Two slices, one for each, were served to the Sai wielders by Mikey. Both Mikes made sure they'd cooked up pizza combinations so gross it'll make even pigs sick.
Once they swallowed their slices they swiftly grabbed the just-out-of-the-oven slices.
Both Raphs swallowed them whole.
Both seemed ok.
"Ready to give up, tough guy?" Raphael taunted after he licked his fingers.
"Dat was notin. I could do dis all day!" Raph retorted "GIVE ME MORE TRASH!" He ordered Mikey.
"Two more trashy pizza slices, coming right up!"
Mikey came with two plates
"How about Peanut Butter and Clams?"
He presented the twentieth-something dish
"Ya call that trashy? GIVE ME SUMTIN BAD!"
"This isn't going anywhere. I'm leaving."
It was at this point that Leo realized that this would go on longer than he anticipated.
"Care to join me in the dojo for some practice?" He asked his counterpart who was standing beside him at the kitchen door.
"Sounds like a plan." Leonardo smiled and followed him.
"Hey, Leo! Don't leave us with thess two monsters!" Mikey pleaded.
"Sorry, Mikey. I was hoping to see Raph humiliate himself, but I got disappointed. You're on your own." Leo smirked as they existed the kitchen
"Traitor!" Mikey joked, then happily continued making up weird pizza combinations.
The process seemed fun at first.
Tuna fish, peanut butter and grape jelly
Peanut butter and clams
Peanut butter, avocado and extra pickles
Marshmallow and pepperoni
Marshmallow and asparagus
Guacamole and Marshmallow
Butterscotch, onions and anchovies
Tea and toast
Chocolate sprinkles and clam sauce
Chocolate-chip
Chocolate fudge with extra garlic
Chocolate fudge, sardine, chili pepper, whipped cream
Anchovies and hot fudge
But after trying out many more pizza combinations…
Pepperoni and hot fudge
Pepperoni and pickles
Jelly bean and sausage
Salami pizza with double yogurt
Shredded coconut and sweet pickles
Strawberry with anchovy sauce
Hot oatmeal
Popcorn
Anchovies and bananas
Goulash
AND
Granola and liquorish,,,
The Mikes started to get bored, specially with both Raphs refusing to forfeit or show any sign of sickness.
"Dude! Am totally bored to the max!" Michelangelo whispered to Mikey his eyes fixed on the Raphs.
"Yeah, same here."
Mikey was placing another pair of slices into the oven to bake, then looked up at the clock on the wall and smirked as he saw the time.
"Time to bring food out to sensei!"
He announced as he opened the fridge and sank his head in to take out a sushi platter.
"Boy, I wish there was something that they BOTH wont eat. Not even on a pizza" He secretly thought to himself.
"Hey, listen, Bro" He turned to face his counterpart "I'll give this to sensei. Be back in few minutes, OK?"
"Gottcha, Amigo." Michelangelo replied.
As soon as Mikey left, the shorter turtle grabbed his 'chin' as he eyed around the kitchen, while waiting for the pizza in the oven.
"Hmm, something that they both wont eat. Not even on a pizza."
He pondered as he eyed around the kitchen for an answer. A smirk formed on his lips as he eyed the garbage can…
Lair's Living Room
Mikey was on his way to Splinter's room when someone entered the lair.
"Hey, April!" Mikey greeted her.
"Hey, Mikey. Wanted to check on you guys. None of you guys called me back on the incident last night. You didn't even pick up my calls. Is everything ok?"
"Uh…"
"Mikey ya tell Casey or April about dem pudge balls, I promise ya so much pain ya wont be able ta skate for a week!"
"Yeah! Everything's perfect!" Mikey lied with a big fake smile, not wanting to spend a week in bed or watch some boring TV soap opera with Splinter.
"Hmm, you sure?" April wasn't convinced.
"Yeah, sure am sure."
"So where are the others?"
"Oh, uh they went out patrolling."
"But you didn't answer me. Why didn't you call back? Not even Don answered my calls!"
"Uh, good questions. Say why don't you come over tomorrow with Casey and we'll explain it all to both of you!"
The prankster showed her to the exit.
"You guys are hiding something!" April accused as she stepped outside the lair and turned around to face Mikey.
"Sheesh, April, you hurt my feelings!" Mikey joked.
"Not worse than what the guys would do if you spilled the beans." April flashed a smile at Mikey as the lair's doors slid shut.
Mikey stared silently at the door then proceeded to his father's room.
"Guess we've been together for so long, she now reads us like an open book."
Don's Lab
"I believe if you input these commands right here then maybe it would give us more accurate results." Leatherhead pointed at Don's advanced computer inside the hauler.
"Let me try" Donatello typed in the commands into the computer program and after hitting 'Enter', text started to type up. The final results put a big smile on the little turtle.
"Bingo!" he raised a fist. "Thanks Leatherhead. You sure saved us a lot of time."
"Its my pleasure to help you my friends."
"Man, I can't believe how different you are from our Leatherhead." The short turtle commented.
"Oh yeah, you haven't told us yet about him." Don asked
"Well, to tell you truth, he's not your average 'good' crocodile. You see…"
Donatello went on to explain the origin of their resident crocodile and how they crossed roads with him.
"So in your world he's one of the enemies you face from time to time?" Don asked after his counterpart finished his story.
"And one of the most dangerous one, too."
"Grrrr."
Donatello heard this dimension's croc growl in anger that made him feel uncomfortable.
"Relax, Leatherhead." Don put a hand on his large friend's shoulder.
"How would YOU react if you found out that in another dimension you were evil ninjas who find joy in spilling the enemy's blood?"
"Whoa! Script writers, keep it TV-Y7, will you?!" Donatello eyed the forth wall.
Leatherhead's question stumped the taller genius turtle. A solid 30 seconds passed with no answer.
"I can relate to that."
Momentarily forgetting that he was there, Don and Leatherhead turned their heads towards their guest.
"I understand how you feel." Donatello started to explain "I once tried to clone my self… for reasons… anyway, although the experiment was a success, my clone turned out to be an evil turtle who tried to take over the world. He even went too far and made evil clones of my bros! Luckily I managed to trick him into eliminating himself and the other clones."
The croc and turtle listened intently taking in everything he said.
"Must've been hard watching yourself doing evil stuff." Don commented.
"Yeah, but the point is that I knew that he was just a clone who did not represent me in any way."
"Leatherhead," Don looked at his good'ol friend "Think of it as just another croc from another dimension, who happens to carry the same name as yours. Other than that you two don't have much in common. Even your histories are as different as day and night."
"Yeah, you're right." Leatherhead calmed
"Besides, you should be thankful that at least you don't have a funny accent!" Donatello added jokingly.
Leatherhead and Don laughed.
"Yeah, that would be really weird." Don agreed.
Just then the trio heard a loud yell.
"Oh, no"
Don instantly slapped his face recognizing the owner.
Dojo
"Faster!"
Leo commanded as he tried to strike his counterpart with his katana, who dodged at the last second, by rolling to the side, aiming to land right behind him.
Leonardo counterstriked with his weapon but Leo swiftly turned and grabbed his shocked opponent then tossed him to the ground.
Leonardo then saw the tip of the katana at his face and his opponent looking at him upside down.
"Ok! Ok! I give-up!" He tiredly surrendered.
Leo got up and helped his counterpart stand up.
"You guys are great fighters, but I think if we come across the foot ninjas, you'd better stay away." He advised as he went to fetch a couple of towels at a corner.
"No, I need to be prepared. What if our Shredder comes across your Shredder and they team up against us?"
"You don't need to worry about our Shredder."
"Huh?"
"Let just just say he got brought to justice." Leo answered as he opened the towel box.
"Really?! You defeated Shredder once and for all? Tell me how!"
Leo instantly tensed, making the excited turtle feel that he didn't want to share his victory.
There was heavy silence that made Leonardo wished he didn't ask.
"I think I hear Raph yelling. Let's check it out before he lashes out at your bro." To save him from embarrassment, Leo tossed a towel at him as if he didn't hear him ask.
He didn't know why but, unconsciously, Leonardo's eyes fell on his taller counterpart's patched up shoulder as he moved away towards the dodjo's exit.
"You're coming or what?" Leo turned his head slightly to eye him with a kind smile.
"Huh?! Yeah, right behind you." Leonardo nodded as he followed him.
Sensei's Room
Splinter was sitting on the floor. Holding a picture of his beloved late master.
"He called me 'Hamato Yoshi'… So in their home, Yoshi and Splinter are one and the same?"
He theorized as he thought back of the battle.
"I came across a lot of stranger things, but this…. Master Yoshi alive in another world?"
The thought made him shake his head.
"No, he's not YOUR Master Yoshi" Splinter "Let bygones be bygones"
"Hey, Master Splinter. You OK?"
The ninja master snapped back to reality to find his youngest son waving his hand at his face and carrying his dinner in the other hand.
"Oh, Sorry, my son. I did not sense you come in."
"Coming from you I'll take it as a complement. Not even Leo managed to evade you!" Mikey smirked.
"Don't get your hopes up. I only let my guard down."
"I know, Dad. You must be thinking of something very serious to make you an easy prey for a foot newbie."
"I was merely thinking of something that the other Shredder said to me right before his escape."
"What did that tin-face say?"
Splinter closed his eyes and took a deep breath.
"He called me: Hamato Yoshi."
Mikey instantly dropped his jaw.
"Whoa! That must've been a shock!"
"Indeed, it was."
"Hmm, but wait, didn't their Leonardo say something about their Splinter being part of the foot clan?"
"He did."
"What do you make of it, sensei?"
"I don't know but-"
"BUUUGS!"
"What was that?!" Splinter stood up alarmed.
"Oh, Shell!"
Mikey synchronously stood up and ran with his master towards the kitchen.
A/N:
*Any Ideas where i can watch the deleted scenes from Turtles forever?
