Time for thegreta, hard worked on, mightychapter long awaited. I think. Well, for those of you who have waited, you're getting it. The one, the only, MOVIE MANIAC!
Note: I don't own Family Guy or Burger King.
Episode Eight: Movie Maniac
Trunks put up security cameras at all the exits. He didn't want Vegeta to escape and cause chaos again. If he kept that up, he would make World War 3!
But at that time, he was sleeping. Vegeta was right above him in his room. Trunks drifted off to sleep. Then there was a thud that woke him up. Vegeta had fallen off the bed.
Trunks grabbed a broom and hit the roof hard a few times. "Could you sleep closer to the middle?" Trunks yelled up. He heard grumbling and Vegeta getting back in bed.
Vegeta was woken up by a crash. He looked at the window and saw someone breaking in. Vegeta's strength would kill someone, so he grabbed a grenade launcher and pointed it at the intruder. The intruder saw the weapon and jumped out the window.
Vegeta decided on writing a movie. He'd get all his "friends" to play the parts. He could only imagine what dreadful part to give Yamcha...
He gathered them all in the basement. "Alright, who are you trying for?" Vegeta asked through a megaphone on the director's chair with his name on the back to Goku.
"I'm trying for the main character," Goku said.
"Good luck!" Vegeta said sarcastically.
Goku cleared his throat. "You will go down!" Goku said perfectly. "I won't let you take over the world, Bob Wannacandy!"
Trunks was with Vegeta so that he would make fair choices. "Great job!" Trunks said. "You can be Sir Hit-by-steamroller!"
Goku walked behind Vegeta smiling. Tien walked onto stage. "Who are you trying to be?" Trunks asked, for Vegeta was sulking that Goku was in his movie.
"I'm trying for Mr. Three Eyes," Tien said.
"Do your lines, three eyes," Vegeta said grumpily.
Tien cleared his throat. "Bob, I think you should get a life!" Tien said in a stuffed up voice. It was perfect. But...
"You can be Mrs. Steps-in-dog-crap," Vegeta said smirking. Tien glared at him before walking behind him.
Goten walked on stage. "I wanna be Bob Wannacandy," he said.
"Just say your line."
"I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless..."
Vegeta was impressed (GASP!). "You'll be Bob Wannacandy."
Goten walked off stage smiling bigger than physically possible. Piccolo walked on stage. "Why did you drag me here?" he asked in monotone.
"To play in my movie. You'll be perfect for the tiny depressed baby," Vegeta said into his megaphone. Piccolo raised an eyebrow and walked behind Vegeta with Goku and Tien. Krillin walked on stage. "You'll be the freakishly tall thug." Tien and Piccolo smacked their foreheads as if saying "I don't believe this..." but Goku looked blankly at them. "What, I don't get it," he said. They glared at him.
Marron walked on stage. She was only two and a half. "I'm trying for Bob Wannacandwi," she said.
"That part's filled, you'll be the cat turd." Marron walked behind him looking depressed. Yamcha walked on stage. "Stunt punching bag," Vegeta said right away.
Gohan came on next. "I'm going for Mr. Three Eyes," he said.
"Just go," Vegeta whispered.
"What did you just say?"
"Good enough, you got the part."
"But I didn't even hear what you said!"
"You're good at this. Now GO!" Korin walked on stage. "You're going to be the cat," Vegeta said.
"But how can the cat turd be bigger then the cat?" Trunks asked.
Vegeta looked at him. "Who cares!" he yelled into the megaphone which was in Trunks' ear.
After that, here's what the parts were:
Goku: Sir Hit-by-steamroller. Tien: Mrs. Steps-in-dog-crap. Goten: Bob Wannacandy. Gohan: Mr. Three eyes. Puar: Crazy weapon person. Korin: the cat. Marron: The cat turd. Piccolo: the tiny depressed baby. Krillen: Freakishly tall thug. Master Roshi: dumb old man. Yamcha: punching bag stunt double.
Most of them were unhappy.
"Alright cast, meet me here tomorrow and we'll film the first scene," Vegeta said into the megaphone. "My son and assistant Trunks will hand you the scripts. Read scene one so we can start. Anyone who doesn't read it, is fired." Everybody gulped then went home.
Piccolo read the script. "Let's see... Me: Me made a poopy woopy! What the? Goku: Oh no, now I have to change you! Changes baby's diaper? What the hell?"
Goku checked his. "Yay, I get a crane!"
-The next day-
"Okay, who read the script?" Everyone stepped forward except Master Roshi, who was reading a magazine. "Rochy, you're FIRED!" Vegeta yelled at him.
Everybody left went to Vegeta. "Alright, you all need to-"
Trunks interrupted. "Dad, could you put the megaphone down, we're all right here!"
Vegeta muttered something and put the megaphone down. "Anyway, you have to get into your costumes. Then we start filming."
"We're starting already?" Krillin said.
"Well ya, I told the movie theatres that we'd have it ready by next week! Anyway, ACTION!"
They started filming. Goku was a contruction worker who heard about a evil plan. He went to the bad guy. "So you're the...(Goku looked at his hand)...bad guy, Bob Wannacandy!"
"Yes...(Goten looked at his hand)...I am. So how'd you...(he looked)...get in?"
"I beat up...(Goku looked)...Mr. Three eyes. And now look at next hand (Goku had read what he out to remind him to look at his other hand) it's your turn!"
They were about to get to a fight scene.
"CUT! stunt double, get in here!" Yamcha came in on his knees dressed like Goten was. "ACTION!" Goku kicked him in the face. Vegeta smirked when he thought he saw a tooth fly. Yamcha was about to bite Goku. "CUT! Goton, or whatever your name is, get back in there. Yam-boy, get in Kakarott's place." They did that. "ACTION!" Goten bit Yamcha and threw him at a wall and into a compost bin which he threw out a set up window (they're still in his basement). But of course Trunks never stopped the camera through all the cuts and actions. Vegeta wanted it to be Director's cut.
They stopped for the day when Yamcha (playing as Goku) was about to be fed to the rabid eels.
"Say Vegeta?" Yamcha said to Vegeta after everyone else left.
"What is it Yam-boy?" Vegeta asked grumpily.
"Well, seeing as I'm doing all these dangerous stunts ('If only he knew what I'm doing,' Vegeta thought), could I have a pay rise?" Vegeta looked at him blankly.
-1 day later-
"Where's Yamcha?" Goku asked Vegeta when he saw him.
"Oh, Yam-boy? He asked for a pay rise."
Everyone gasped. "So what ditch is he lying, out cold in now?" Piccolo asked sarcastically.
"The one halfway down Welvard Avenue," Vegeta answered before flying into his director's chair. "I wasn't being serious," Piccolo whispered and the people around him snickered.
"Okay, we left off at the eel scene. Kakarott, without a stunt double you'll be doing it yourself," Vegeta said into the megaphone. "Trunks, have you been starving those eels like I told you to?"
"Well, that was when you said it was for Yamcha," Trunks said rubbing the back of his head. "So, I gave them a few fish."
"No! You're not supposed to feed them that!" Vegeta said grabbing his head. Trunks looked, and all the eels were floating on the surface of the water shaking and twitching. Trunks looked at him.
"But eels eat fish all the time."
"Not these. These are my personnally bred super eels," Vegeta said. "These are four of the ten. They were made from combining mating processes from five separate galaxies. They can only eat things that are less then an eighth of their size, mate every few days, give birth every fourteen days and eat their parents after seventeen hours of maturity. They would live for at least 472 and a half hours if they aren't eaten. They give birth to seven every fifteen minutes of the first birth, and cannot be killed by any form of nuclear weapon. But the major loopholes in this plan are that usually only two of the birth survive, they are too violent against each other and that they can't breathe through their eyes, nose, mouth or skin, they breathe through their left ear."
"Now what inspired you to make a super animal like that?" Goten asked. He was keeping Vegeta distracted while Elvis the turtle was eating the script.
"A movie I saw. Now for this movie. Trunks, get a few more eels,put the other eels you fed fish to in their tank,and everyone get in your places," Vegeta ordered into the megaphone. They did as they were told. "ACTION!"
Goku was tied up and being lowered into the pool of super eels. One shot lightning bolts out of its eyes. "Agh! Vegeta!"
"Oh, didn't I tell you that? Oh well. Joe, don't shoot lightning, okay?" The eels nodded. Goku's ankles were in the water. The eels surrounded his feetand looked like they were starting to eat, but Goku's footwear just being wrapped around and the eels were moving, not actually eating, like they were trained to do. Goten walked up to Goku.
"So...(he looked at his hand)...I see you will be eaten. Mwahahaha...(he looked)...ha!"
Puar swung down on a rope with a machine gun that shot nerf bullets. Puar shot the eels and they played dead. "Everything must be shot!" Puar said before shooting the nurf bullets at Goten. Goten moved and jumped into a steamroller. "Now I shall...(he looked)...win!"
"CUT! Trunks, turn off the camera this time." Vegeta walked over to Goten. "Do it like this! Now I shall win!" Vegeta hit the gas and it reversed into a wall. He put it forward. "Ooo, this is kinda fun!" Vegeta said after Trunks flicked the camera on for the record. "Sit down kid, and watch how a real villian would do it!" Vegeta turned the steamroller at Goku, who gulped. "Now watch."
He started driving at Goku, crushing half the set. Goku flew up the stairs and Vegeta followed. The stairs were crushed to a ramp. Trunks grabbed the camera and ran after him.
Goku ran out the front door and slammed it shut. He heard a rumbling and saw Vegeta smash right through the wall. "Vegeta, you do know you just smashed through your front door, right?" Goten said.
"Be quite, I'm steering at Kakarott!"
"You mean my dad?"
"Uh...yes."
Goku ran down and alley and hid behind a garbage can. But the steamroller turned and started smashing through the alley. The steamroller's was to qide, so the walls broke. "You can't run forever!" Vegeta yelled.
"Your right!" Goku said then started flying. Vegeta growled and started meddling with the controls, causing the roller to drop tar, do a backflip and do a backflip while dropping tar. But he found a button saying 'gun' and pressed it. A gun appeared on top of the roller and shot tar at Goku, which hit him, causing him to fall and get stuck in one spot.
"Time for 'The Steamroller Strikes Back'!" Vegeta said while laughing and driving at Goku.
Goku licked up a bit of tar and spat it in Vegeta's eyes. "AAGGHH!" The roller steered out of control and smashed into one of the buildings in the alley. It crumbled and Goku stood up. He began hopping away while Vegeta cleared his eyesight. The roller was about to hit the second building when Goten grabbed the wheel and steered it to the road.
Goku had somehow gotten the tar off when he saw the roller emerging from the alley. Goku ran into a forest and looked behind him to see no Vegeta. He stopped for a second when he heard trees smashing. Goku still couldn't see Vegeta. He faced forward and saw the roller coming at him from where he was heading. "How'd you get there first?" Goku asked.
"I'm not sure," Vegeta said, before continuing his rampage.
Goku flew close to the ground back into the city, and onto a cliff. 'He'll never get up here!' Goku thought, but the roller crashed through the cliff's base and came out somewhere else. The cliff collapsed and Goku started running back toward the city. Vegeta shot some tar at him which missed. "Wait, I can teleport!" Goku said out loud and started to raise two fingers to his forehead. Vegeta saw that coming and shot tar which hit Goku. He fell and rolled down a hill, straight through a field of thorns.
Vegeta started laughing and drove the roller at Goku. Goku began doing the army crawl to move under the thorns where Vegeta couldn't see him.
He was right about the fact that Vegeta couldn't see him. But he could sense him. He would have if the fact that the rest of the group were a few blocks away, meaning they were interfering. He drove into the thorns, causing the broken spikes to go flying up. Some hit Vegeta, but Goten was sitting behind the driver's seat of the roller playing a Gameboy, no longer paying any attention to Vegeta or his dad.
Goku slipped and rolled down the hill into the lake. The tar was taken off him so he teleported to Burger King.
Vegeta could barely sense Goku, but he knew that he had left. The roller rolled down the hill and underwater when Vegeta didn't pay attention. Goten swam to the top, But Vegeta began to turn the roller around to get out. He realized some electric eels were circling him.
"I'll have a burger for now," Goku said to thecashier. He got one. Goku just sat down to eat it when a steamroller with only a steaming and electric Vegeta in the seat.
"I'll get you!" Vegeta spat and steered at Goku, who threw the burger at Vegeta's face. Vegeta brushed it off and aimed the roller at Goku, who jumped over Vegeta and started running. Vegeta chased after him and was a few inched from Goku when Goku started running uphill. The roller began to slow down and shot tar. It hit a squirrel and a few birds. The roller soon stopped completely from being too steep. Then it rolled backwards really fast, down the hill, the road, into his house, down the basement steps (or should I say ramp) and right back to where it started.
Vegeta fell off and Trunks, who was following him everywhere, turned off the camera.
-The next week-
It was premeire of Vegeta's movie. The cast and crew got in free of charge. Vegeta couldn't believe he looked like that after the roller chase. He looked slightly crazy. Everyone laughed when Korin pretended to poo and Marron, in a poo costume, jump out from behind him. They also laughed at Vegeta saying: "Ooo, this is kinda fun!" and chasing Goku.
"It's agreed," hemumbled to Trunks. "I never show my face again."
Was that worthy to be called the funniest chapter yet? Because it took a lot of time, and is the longest chapter I've ever wrote on Fanfiction...so far. So it better have been worth it. Would everyone tell me what their favourite chapter was so far in a review? I want to know how much you all liked what.
Review anyway!
