"So the Mirkwoods are here?" Thorin asked after coming home.
"They arrived after school." Bofur explained. "Now they are all sitting in Fili's room watching films and eating pizza."
"Is some pizza left for me?" Thorin asked with a grin.
"Of course!" Bombur smiled and severed him the pizza.
"Come on, it's time to go home!" Legolas dragged his sister downstairs. "You'll have all weekend together to get to have fun!"
"Hello Mr. Durin!" Tauriel greeted the older man.
"Tauriel!" Thorin greeted her. "How are the preparations for your trip?" He asked kindly.
"Everything is booked and ready." She smiled. "We're leaving tomorrow afternoon."
"Have fun! I'll see you at the airport." Thorin smiled at her kindly.
"Goodnight!" Tauriel bid him goodbye.
Fili was sitting on the sofa still pressed into Kili. The speed at which Legolas pulled Tauriel home, was so abrupt and fast, the brothers were still sitting frozen on the sofa.
"I like your friends." Fili told him slowly.
"You were nice. I never thought you could be normal." Kili admitted.
"I'm happy to surprise you." Fili admitted with a gentle smile.
"Too bad you never were so nice to me..."Kili whispered and got up. He quickly began cleaning the table.
"Let me help you." Fili got up and put the plates on the tray. "I'm looking forward to this trip." He finally admitted before opening the door for Kili.
"So am I." Kili quietly replied.
Thorin just smirked seeing both boys calmly bring in the dirty dishes into the kitchen. They were cooperating, and they weren't fighting. Removing Dis from the house, and pushing them to spend time together gave good results. Maybe there was a chance for the boys to become real brothers.
The boys didn't stop to talk, but they greeted him politely, and walked back upstairs saying they had more work.
"Are we going to watch one more film?" Fili gently suggested not willing to separate with his brother so soon.
"A horror?" Kili suggested.
"Fine..." Fili gasped. Fili tried make himself comfortable, but after shifting several times he couldn't find the right spot to sit.
"If you rest with your legs on the sofa I could do the same from the other side." Kili suggested with a smirk. He had his notebook in hand and he was scribbling something in it.
Fili shifted several times and gave into the proposition slightly worried their legs would touch, and the feelings that touch might cause in him. Soon he focused on the film, and on the notebook and ideas about what he wanted to do in the next rooms they were planning out.
As the film was progressing and more gruesome scenes were shown he tried to focus on the notebook, but somehow the feel of his brother's warm legs was clouding his reality. He glanced at his brother and was surprised to see him glaring at him instead of watching the film. He glared back, and they spent a long time just looking deep into each other's eyes.
"Can I see your notebook?" Fili asked gently. His brother's eyes turned cold hearing that.
"No." Kili replied without elaborating. "I think it's time for bed..." He slowly got up and pulled his notebook and things along. Fili tried to stop him, but the moment he touched his arm Kili nearly jumped out of his skin with surprise.
"Let me help you..." Fili tried to be tactful, feeling in panic that their truce was falling apart within seconds.
"I'm fine on my own." Kili noticed grimly and left the room.
The next day they drove to school, and left a bit early to pack for their trip. Kili was silent, and Fili didn't feel like asking him about anything. As the trip was nearing Kili was becoming excited and Fili briefly wondered why such a short trip would cause such a uproar. As Thorin was driving them to the airport, he realised why Kili was so agitated. This was his second trip in a short time, and more so this was his second trip in years. Fili would travel a lot with his mother, but as far as he could remember Kili never came along with them. His mother would always find a good reason to leave him home. Punishment for low grades, punishment for talking back, sometimes she would just not tell him they were going somewhere, and she would thrive seeing his hurt glare when they would leave him behind. Fili always knew he was her favourite, but now he finally realised how unfairly she treated her other son. How hurt Kili must have been to watch them leave every time without him.
"We're going to have a great time." Fili gently reached for Kili's hand. "Stop worrying, everything is going to be fine."
"I'm not worried about anything." Kili noticed dully.
"Then smile for a change." Fili encouraged him smiling his best wide smile. To his surprise Kili responded with a smile as well.
"Happy?" He made a funny grin.
"Yeah." Fili replied.
Thorin just smirked listening to the friendly exchange.
"Move it, you have just an hour to your flight." Thorin guided them into the VIP zone.
"Durin!" A voice startled them.
"Mirkwood!" Thorin greeted the tall blond man with a polite smile. "It's been a long time old friend."
"You seem to be too busy for old friends." Thranduil joked lightly, as the two teenagers followed him.
"We have enough time for coffee right now." Thorin smiled.
"So kids, behave!" Thranduil scolded the teens. "Legolas take care of your sister."
"I'll take care of her." Kili noticed.
"That's what I'm worried about." Thranduil laughed.
"Dad, I'm old enough to handle myself!" Tauriel scolded the man with a smile.
"You'll always be my little girl." Thranduil smiled. "You keep an eye on her, she likes doing crazy things." He pointed to Kili with a smile.
"Yes Sir!" Kili saluted causing the Mirkwoods to laugh. Thorin and Fili were surprised with the merry atmosphere between Kili and the Mirkwoods. Clearly Kili have bonded with them better than with his own family.
"I know this is a special mission, but still try to have some fun within reason!" Thorin noticed with a smile.
"We will!" Tauriel smiled and rolled her eyes.
"It's time to get going." Thranduil noticed and urged the kids to get up and take their luggage. "Call me as soon as you land!" He instructed Legolas as the oldest of the party.
"We'll be fine dad!" Legolas smiled, and Fili felt a bit worried with that smile.
"Come on!" Kili urged Fili to move bringing him back to reality.
The flight went by fast, Tauriel placed herself right next to Fili and continuously asked him questions trying to get to know him. She smiled at Kili, who was curiously listening in. "Don't worry." Legolas told him with a smirk. "I've had it all planned out."
"That's what I'm scared of..." Kili noticed with a grin.
Legolas called in a taxi and gave the address to the fancy hotel where they had a suite booked. Kili walked in looking around curiously. This was one of the hotels they've seen while designing their new hotel, and seeing it with his own eyes was a great experience just to get the scale of what he and Fili were designing.
Legolas with a wide grin took the keys to their suite and a lobby boy helped them with the luggage. Kili felt suddenly very worried, Legolas was up to something, the question was what.
They glanced around the huge suite. It was like an apartment, it had a huge living room area, and there were two doors to adjoining bedroom. Two bedrooms.
"This must be some kind of mistake." Fili noticed glancing into one of the rooms.
"Oops." Legolas gasped trying to seem worried.
"You ass!" Tauriel gently nudged him. Kili just raised his eyebrows and glanced into the big bedroom with a huge double bed in the middle.
"How are we going to do this?" Kili asked glancing at Legolas suspiciously.
"Let's call them and see if anything else is available." Fili suggested.
"It was one of the last suites empty." Legolas noticed still trying to seem surprised. "So I doubt they have anything else vacant..." He added in a grim voice.
"It's not like we're strangers!" Tauriel join in. "I'm taking this room." She dragged her bags inside.
"And you're not sleeping with my sister..." Legolas added glancing at Kili with a smirk.
Fili and Kili stood in front of the double bed in their room and both could think of only one thing, meaning how to get out of this mess.
"Can we manage somehow?" Fili asked worried.
"We'll have to." Kili whispered back in a grim tone. "We might as well work all night and wait till we drop dead. That way we might forget about this... inconvenience."
"We're adults, let's treat this like adults." Fili tried to assure his brother he was not going to make a fuss.
"Just fucking great..." Kili added, but Fili could not help but wonder what he meant.
"Let's go, we're going to town!" Tauriel marched into their room dressed in a very short red dress.
"And I thought you only do black!" Fili noticed surprised.
"Only for school and dad!" She smiled warmly. "I have to keep up my image, here no one knows me. Change into something more comfortable, first dinner and then we're dancing!" She twirled around Kili and left them alone again.
"Dancing?" Fili looked stunned.
"She loves dancing..." Kili informed him with a grin. "I'm taking the bathroom, you can change here." He searched his luggage for something appropriate for the occasion.
Kili came back as Fili was pulling on a t-shirt. He got the sight of his brother's bare back, with firmly lined muscles and delicate pale skin. He glanced at Fili in tight fitting jeans and a blue t-shirt. He looked gorgeous, even more so than normal. Around mother he wore more conservative classic clothes, but in these he looked simply stunning.
"No black?" Fili joked seeing Kili in a green t-shirt and tight fitting grey jeans.
"It's my time off." Kili noticed with a smirk. "Let's go, I'm hungry!"
"Hey, there is a great Spanish restaurant nearby, and I found a music club playing modern Spanish club music." Legolas told them, and took Tauriel under his arm. Kili grabbed Tauriel's hand and the three of them walked joint together, making Fili feel a bit rejected.
Kili noticed the sad face Fili made and extended his hand towards him. Fili hesitated for a moment, but later let their arms entwine. Tauriel smiled at that, and used the first chance to let go of Kili's hand, not to be too obvious. She could hear Legolas giggle next to her, and she snuggled closer to him. They reached the restaurant and got a nice table on the terrace. It was much warmer than in Britain, so they felt comfortable outside and ordered a few strange sounding Spanish dishes in agreement they would share and try everything.
Fili was surprised how nice Tauriel and Legolas really were, but the real surprise was Kili. He had never seen him so relaxed and open. As if all his defences were down, as if he dropped the act and behaved like he really was. He was happy, smiling, witty. He was so different than at home, or school, that Fili felt he wanted to keep this cheerful Kili.
They ate, they chatted, and they laughed. Kili kept glancing at his brother surprised how nice Fili could be. He was relaxed, as if the game he was playing was paused. As if there was no one to pretend in front of. As if all the problems of their reality were left home, as if they were just two people sitting and having a great dinner. As if this was a double date. That last though hit Kili with its irrationality. Fili had no idea Tauriel and Legolas were an item, and he never showed any symptoms of liking him. For all he knew Kili was straight and in a relationship with Tauriel, and her joking around with her brother would never be classified as flirting by any normal person. He only guessed there was something going on, because his own thoughts had been venturing that direction. He could feel Tauriel and Legolas plotting to set him up with Fili. They both probably seen through his defences, but the thought that Fili might respond to this strategy was irrational.
"Let's go, I need to lose all those calories!" Tauriel gasped and took Kili's hand.
"Calories run away from you!" Kili noticed with a grin.
"Follow me." Legolas guided them towards a club nearby. It took a wad of cash and within a second they were in. "No drinking, it's risky enough that we're here." Legolas scolded them before pulling Tauriel to the dance floor where many people were going crazy to the rhythm of some strange music.
"I've never been to a place like this." Fili, the always proper boy, seemed lost enough to confess that to his most hated brother.
"It's high time the good boy did something crazy..." Kili grinned and grabbed his hand and pulled him onto the dance floor.
"I have no idea how to dance to this..." Fili just stood there frozen.
"Neither do I, it's just about having fun!" Kili grabbed him and spun him around. "Come on, it's not that difficult, you should have it in your blood somewhere..." It took a while for Fili to grasp what was going on, but after a moment he gave in and tried to relax in the beat. Kili just rewarded him with a smile. After three songs Tauriel showed up and grabbed Fili and with a huge grin got him to dance a slower song with her, leaving Kili to a smiling Legolas.
"What are you up to?" Kili asked feeling Legolas's arms go around him.
"I asked Tauriel..." Legolas gasped.
"What did you ask her?" Kili asked him trying not to yell despite the noise.
"If I could fuck you..." Legolas sensually pressed against Kili. "You know I'm bisexual..."
"I know..." Kili replied. "What did she say?"
"She says she can share you with me, and me with you..." He gently nudged Kili's neck and licked his skin.
Kili just laughed at that. "I'm not sure I want to be shared..." He joked lightly.
"I know... I already know what you want..." Legolas whispered to him. "And if you pretend to like this, you might get it sooner..." He said gently groping Kili's ass.
"I like you." Legolas whispered to him sensually. "And if you haven't realised, I'd love to fuck you. So if you'd like to lose your virginity... I can arrange that."
"You're a sweetheart." Kili noticed with a grin. "But as much as I like you, I'm not into fucking you..."
"Let's test that... for our mutual pleasure..." Legolas gasped and pulled him even closer sealing their lips together. Kili was tempted to pull back, but the press of the lips wasn't unpleasant. It was his first real kiss, and feeling the tongue enter his mouth he gasped involuntarily. It was wrong on some level, but his general tendency was gay, so the feel of the male body pressing into him was thrilling. Legolas was handsome, he was fun and daring. And it was evident he was excited with what they were doing now, his erection was pressing into Kili gently sending a signal Legolas was seriously interested.
"We would have so much fun..." Legolas gasped letting his lips free.
"No thank you." Kili replied with a kind smirk.
"Well, if you ever change your mind..." Legolas gently kissed him again. "Tauriel will share me only with you..." He turned his head to see Fili glaring at them with hate in his eyes. "But it seems your brother won't share you with anyone..."
"You're so cute when you're jealous." Tauriel noticed with a smirk.
"I'm not jealous." Fili scolded her firmly.
"Oh but you are." Tauriel gently nudged him, she was wrapped tightly around him, and she could feel absolutely no reaction, to the moment Legolas began making out with Kili on the dance floor. She suddenly felt Fili go stiff and aroused at the same time.
Fili glared at her, and she glared back. "It takes someone crazy, to spot someone equally crazy. I knew Kili was like us before, but I never realised what was hidden under your good boy mask." With ever word Tauriel said Fili's mask was slowly coming back on. "Be our friend, and we'll be your friends back."
"I'm not crazy." Fili gasped.
"And you're going to try to convince me you didn't become aroused just by looking at them kissing?" Tauriel joked lightly kissing Fili on the lips. "Girls don't work for you, do they?"
He just glared back, and didn't answer.
"Just as I though." Tauriel sniggered and guided him towards Legolas and Kili. She grabbed Legolas's neck and pulled him away, pushing Fili into Kili's arms.
"Strike three." Tauriel gasped.
"Are your friends always this intrusive?" Fili asked Kili in a sore throat. They stopped dancing and stood at the bar.
"Sorry about them." Kili gasped suddenly shy.
"If you'd like to be alone with them, just say a word. I don't want to intrude into this crazy triangle." Fili gasped standing so close no one else could overhear.
"It's not like that at all." Kili told him with his head lowered. "They just like to mess with people, and because you're so proper you're the perfect target."
"And that was just normal?" Fili's voice was very high.
"No." Kili admitted. "They never acted like that before."
"You're not leaving me alone with them." Fili ordered his brother in a strained tone.
"As you wish." Kili admitted.
"Let's go back to the hotel, I've had enough." Fili asked in a pleading tone.
"Let's just leave them here, they know the way." Kili noticed with a smirk and took Fili's hand.
"Hi handsome!" A tall man stopped right next to Fili. "Why don't you ditch your boyfriend and come have some fun?"
"Smaug!" Legolas yelled at the man.
"Oh Thranduil's boy!" The man smiled. "What are you doing here?" He leaned against the counter with a smirk.
"Just passing through with some friends." Legolas spoke slowly, standing in between himself and his sister.
"You're into girls now?" The man's voice was provocative and flirtatious. "Why don't you introduce us?"
"Maybe next time!" Legolas smirked and pulled Fili away from the man. Tauriel and Kili swiftly followed.
"Who the hell was that?" Kili gasped the moment they exited the club.
"A very dangerous man." Legolas told him slowly. "Let me say it this way, if you ever see him again do not talk to him and get out."
"That was Smaug?" Tauriel gasped. "The guy who was dad's lover like twenty years ago?"
"Yup." Legolas confirmed.
"Who is he?" Kili asked.
"He's somehow connected with the Russian mafia, he is known for dangerous friends and fucking anything that moves and has legs." Legolas slowly told them.
Kili grabbed Fili's hand for comfort, somehow meeting such an aggressive predator made him feel scared. Fili looked at Kili surprised and just held his hand tighter.
"No more clubs." Tauriel decided.
"Agreed. We party in our suite." Legolas smiled.
"Just fucking great..." Kili noticed.
"The target is a foursome anyway..." Legolas smiled flirtatiously.
"You wish!" Kili scolded him.
"Actually I do... My day will come..." Legolas spoke in hushed tone.
"Dream on!" Fili retorted firmly, still holding Kili's hand for support.
"Suit yourself!" Tauriel smirked and pulled Legolas into their bedroom as soon as they made it to the hotel suite.
"That was the most fucked up evening ever..." Fili gasped and walked lifeless into their shared bedroom.
