Chapter 8: Second kidnapping and Itachi.
Sasuke: Your mine Naruto!
Naruto: Sasuke!
Isamu: I love Nadi-chan's cooking!
Nadito: Shut the fuck up!
Sasuke: Hey Nadi-chan you don't speak with the "thy" anymore.
Nadito: I only did that because your mom was watching!
Sasuke: Oh.
Isa-chan: Disclaimer! As you all know she only owns the oc's. If she owned Naruto there would be SasuNaru and Gaara would be with Taylor! There would be a lot of pairings.
Itachi: This disclaimer is so loooooow.
Low: Shut up!
Sasuke looked at Naruto who nodded shyly. "Yeah we're going out." Sasuke said and proudly put his tail around Naruto. Naruto blushed.
"Nice Sasuke! You do anything yet?" Isamu asked with a perverted grin. Sasuke turned red.
"No! Your just like Kakashi! Stop being perverted!" Sasuke growled. Isamu shrugged.
"Let's go get some snacks!" Taylor grabbed Naruto and Chi's arms and dragged them to the cafeteria.
"I can't believe you're going out with Sasuke!" Taylor squealed.
"You two are the perfect couple." Chi smiled a gentle smile. Taylor glomped her and kept saying "cute."
"Waaah!" The three screamed as they were covered by a net and dragged away.
Itachi walked into the warehouse that he always spent time in thinking about pick up lines to tell to his girlfriend. Whenever he thought of one he would shout "looooow!" Though he did think of a good one. The problem was he already had her number. His idea was "I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"
"Oi! Who're you?" Takulo asked as he set the net that held Naruto, Taylor, and Chi down.
"I'm Itachi! Now go away." Itachi said and went back to thinking. Takulo grabbed his shoulder and aimed a punch in his face. Itachi caught his fist and flipped him over making him hit his head against the concrete a little hard. Takulo was knocked out and Taylor woke up. Itachi picked Naruto and Chi up with their heads hanging down. He held them like they were pillows. Taylor hopped on his back and kept asking him questions. Itachi ignored them and called Sasuke.
"Hey little bro-! Would you shut up! I'm talking to Sasuke! You are so looow!" Itachi shouted. Sasuke had to pull the phone away from his ear. He could hear Taylor's voice in the background.
"Come on! I wanna say hi to Sasuke too!" Taylor squealed. Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"What do you want Itachi? Money? I don't have it." Sasuke muttered. Itachi never called him unless he wanted money.
"No, I don't need money, well I do, but that's not why I called you. These weird people that got kidnapped by this dude named Takulo," Itachi looked at the name tag on Takulo's shirt, "he was really loooow. Anyways get your friends and this one is annoying the crap out of me! She is so looow!" Itachi whined. Sasuke told him he'd be right there after Itachi told him the address. A couple minutes later Itachi called again.
"I'm serious! This Takulo guy is extremely looow!" Sasuke rolled his eyes again and hung up.
"About time you get here. Taylor, that's your name right? Not that I care, keeps asking me such loooow questions." Itachi complained. Sasuke grabbed the now awake Naruto in his arms. Naruto blushed at the sudden embrace. Sasuke wrapped his tail around him and sniffed his hair. It smelled good.
"Taylor are you alright?" Gaara hurried over to Taylor. Sasuke had told him about what happened. Taylor wouldn't get off Itachi's back though. She was trying to strangle him. Gaara told her to let go, but she said she hated him.
"I won't be your pillow anymore." Gaara said. As soon as he said it Taylor hopped off the muttering Itachi. Taylor apologized to Gaara instead of Itachi.
"Augh! You are so looooow!" Itachi glared. Taylor ignored him and snuggled into Gaara's chest.
"Would you stop it with the looow crap?" Sasuke muttered at he kicked Takulo. The stupid bastard kidnapped Naruto again.
"No! It's my favorite word." Itachi said. Sasuke gave him the "WTF" look. Itachi ignored him.
"So are you low too?" Taylor asked. Itachi looked at her.
"I'm not low, I'm high." Itachi answered. Taylor smiled.
"What ya on? Can I have some?" Taylor joked. Itachi took it seriously.
"I'm not like that. I'm high on money, but my mommy grounded me." Itachi pouted. Kiba finally spoke up with Chi in his arms.
"Awww! You poor thing! Your mommy grounded you!" Kiba started laughing. Itachi glared at him.
"That was so looow!" Itachi took out his vibrating cell phone. It was a text from his girlfriend, Low. She wanted to know where he was.
"Guys lets go to Sasuke's place." Itachi said before he texted her back.
A couple minutes later…
"What's your girlfriends name?" Kiba asked with a doggish face. Itachi peered at him. He was just too much like a dog.
"My girlfriend's name is Low." Itachi sighed and looked at his phone.
"How can you say her name is low?" Taylor asked. Itachi rolled his eyes.
"Because her name is Low." Itachi slipped his phone into is pocket.
"How can be so mean and say her name is low?" Taylor almost hit him until Low came in.
"Low she is being mean!" Itachi whined. Low glared at Taylor and grabbed Itachi in her arms.
"How can you be so mean to him?" Low asked. Low looked extremely emo. Maybe she is emo, Taylor thought.
"Sister wait!" Alex, her little brother and Shi (death), his boyfriend came in. Taylor, Chi, and Naruto stared at Shi. He was freakin' hot! His black hair and emerald eyes made him very hot. Alex glared at them.
"Stop looking at my Shi!" Alex commanded making Taylor, Chi, and Naruto glomp him. He was too cute. Shi glared at them and tried to push them off Alex, but they had a really tight grip.
"Get off Alex!" Shi demanded. The trio pouted, but let go. Shi grabbed Alex and wrapped his tail around Alex. Taylor looked jealous. Gaara hadn't put his tail around her yet. Taylor looked down about ready to cry. Gaara noticed and grabbed her.
"What's wrong?" Gaara asked. He lifted her chin and gazed into her tear filled eyes. Itachi smirked. Taylor started to remember something.
Flashback:
Taylor sat down on her bed sobbing. Her mother had just passed and she was grieving greatly. She looked up when she heard the door open. Gaara came in and sat down next to her. He wrapped his arm around her.
"It's okay." Gaara kissed her forehead. Taylor pulled away.
"It's not okay! She is gone!" Taylor sobbed even harder. Gaara grabbed her chin and lifter her head up. Taylor's eyes widened as Gaara's lips pressed against hers. Taylor closed her eyes and wrapped her arms around his neck. Their kiss was deep and passionate, filled with emotion. They laid down and just stared at each other falling into a dreamless sleep hearing the words "that was hiiigh!."
End of Flashback.
Taylor and Gaara gazed at each other remembering the same thing. Gaara wrapped his tail around her. Taylor was surprised, but smiled. He finally wrapped his tail around her. Taylor hugged him and they forgot all about the others.
All the sudden Isamu came in, Nadito behind him. "So Gaara gonna do anything in bed?" Isamu asked with a perverted grin. Gaara took the comment in consideration.
"Maybe…"
"No!" Taylor shrieked. Gaara looked at her with a look of question.
"Why?" Gaara asked.
"It's just too soon and you finally wrapped your tail around me." Taylor looked down blushing. Itachi burst out laughing.
"What?" Taylor questioned.
"You're still a virgin? How long have you and Mr. Kazekage been going out and living together? That's so looow." Itachi asked. Taylor blushed. They had been living together for almost 4 years.
"Shut up." Gaara commanded. Itachi and Isamu started snickering. Taylor, Gaara, and Chi glared. Naruto smiled nervously while Sasuke was still smelling his hair.
Next day…
"Let's go shopping without our boyfriends!" Taylor yelled.
"Yeah!" Naruto and Chi agreed. The trio walked down the hall and saw Gaara and Sasuke arguing.
"Naruto is cuter!" Sasuke shouted.
"No Taylor is cuter!" Gaara objected.
"For Pete's freakin' sake! Naruto is cuter in so many ways! His blue eyes and blond hair… How can that not be freakin' cuter than a brown haired girl that's loud and obnoxious!" Sasuke countered.
"Heh! As if! Brown hair is cute and her eyes go with it well! So shut the hell up!" Gaara and Sasuke glared at each other. Kiba joined in and the argument went on until…
"Let's just go to Wal-Mart already." Chi murmured. Kiba, Sasuke, and Gaara looked at each other. They already knew what they planned to do.
Sasuke, Gaara, Kiba, and Itachi stalked the trio as they entered Wal-Mart. Itachi had overheard and came along dragging Low. Low had called her little brother Alex. Alex said he'd come later. Kiba on the other hand kept getting distracted. Whenever he saw something that piqued his interest he would end up inching towards it and Gaara or Sasuke would drag him away.
"This is a problem." Kiba murmured as the trio headed to the bra section. Gaara didn't even know what bras were since his servants always went shopping for him and he never heard anyone talk about it.
"Yeah, poor Naruto." Sasuke watched Naruto nervously follow them. The boys moved to the aisle behind the trio and Kiba grabbed a bra and put it on his face like sun glasses. Sasuke put one on his head saying it'd make a great hat and Gaara grabbed one. Gaara looked at it curiously.
"What is this?" Gaara asked.
"A bra." Itachi answered examining one. Low had gone to meet with the girls so he was free to look at them.
"What's a bra?" Gaara questioned.
"Something a woman wears to hold her chest. Man your looow not knowing what one is." Itachi looked at the size.
"Oh." Gaara wondered if Taylor wore them. Gaara turned around still olding the bra and met Taylor's eyes. Taylor looked like she was fuming with anger when she saw what Gaara was holding.
"I'm soo sorry!" Gaara pleaded for forgiveness. Taylor waved it off and told him to put it back. Low walked over to Itachi grabbing the bra.
"Oh hey, it's my size exactly." Low froze once she realized what she had said. Itachi was grinning evilly and Kiba was laughing. Sasuke was just holding Naruto. He didn't have the bra anymore either.
"Kiba, why is the bra wrapped around your head?" Chi glared. Kiba grabbed the bra and threw it. It landed in Isamu's, who had just randomly popped up, face. He was with Nadito.
"Aww! Nadito you should wear one!" Isamu grinned. Nadito glared.
"I'm a guy!" Nadito muttered. Isamu pulled out a maid costume from nowhere and dragged Nadito away.
"Then you'll wear this. You'll still be Sasuke's servant. You always say "I'm Sasuke's servant! I can't do that." Right?" Isamu waved to the others as he dragged the poor brown haired boy away.
"Let's go to the arcade!" Kiba suddenly shouted.
That's it for this chapter! Thanks for the reviews! I love how Itachi is always saying looow. Sayonara and please review!
