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Naruto: A New Day
Chapter 7
Me: Before I do the disclaimer, if anyone was offended by the a/n at the end of the last chapter I sincerely apologize. It was not my intention to offend any of you. Some of you might think it was stupid of me to put an apology in here, but some people are idiots online that can't take a joke.I just wanted to make it clear that it was all just a joke.
Kiba: I wouldn't be surprised if they all hated you.
Me: Well thanks dick head. Anyway I don't own Naruto. I do however own two of the movies on DVD!
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"Naruto, Sasuke, Hinata are you three in position" asked Kakashi through his head set.
"This is Naruto I'm in position."
"So am I" said Sasuke.
"M-me too" said Hinata.
"Can you see the target" asked Kakashi.
"Yeah. I'm five meters away. Just give the signal" said Naruto.
"Alright...go!"
Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata jumped at their target, a brown cat. Naruto made a grab at him but he jumped out of the way. Unfortunately for the cat it was in Sasuke's path. Sasuke dived and caught the cat.
"Got him!"
As soon as the words left his mouth the cat turned in his hands and started to claw his face.
"Ahhhh! Get off me you damn cat" Sasuke screamed.
Naruto started laughing.
"Hahaha! You're getting your ass kicked by a stupid cat!"
Said cat ceased its assault on Sasuke's face and turned its head towards Naruto. Then he jumped out of Sasuke's hands and latched onto Naruto's head and started to scratch the hell out of his face. After that he jumped down and hissed at Naruto. Hinata walked over to the cat and picked him up.
"Be careful Hinata" Naruto said clutching his face.
But the cat just cuddled up against the Hyuga and purred while Hinata stroked his fur.
"It's OK you don't have to worry. We won't hurt you" Hinata assured the cat.
"What the hell? The dumb cat attacked mine and Sasuke's faces and it just purrs for you!"
"He's just scared, that's all."
"Does the target have a red ribbon on his right ear" asked Kakashi.
"Yes sensei" replied Hinata.
"Good. Lost pet Tora captured. Mission accomplished."
"I fucking hate cats" said Naruto.
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"Oh my poor Tora!" said the wife of the Land of Fire's Damiyo as she squeezed the cat in her arms.
"Mommy was so worried about her naughty fluffykeins!"
"Haha! Stupid cat deserves to get squished" said Naruto.
"No wonder it ran away" said Sasuke.
"Poor Tora" said Hinata worried about the cat.
Hiruzen cleared his throat.
"Now then. For Team 7's next mission we have helping an elder couple with their shopping, picking up litter, babysitting for-"
But he was interrupted by Naruto.
"No way! I want a real mission, not this lame kid stuff!"
'Oh boy. I knew this was coming' thought Kakashi.
Iruka stood up.
"How dare you! You are a genin, fresh from the academy with no real experience! Like everyone else you have to start with simple missions to develop your skills and improve yourself!"
"Are you serious? I beat the crap out of Miz-" Naruto began but he was silenced by Kakashi who hit him over the head.
"Put a lid on it Naruto" said Kakashi.
"Naruto" said the Third Hokage.
"It seems you don't not understand the tasks you have been given. Many different requests come into our village every day. From babysitting to assassinations. These requests ar-"
"Yeah yeah. They're sorted into A, B, C, or D ranks depending on their difficulty. I know all this!"
The Third smiled.
"I'm impressed."
"Hey I'm not as dumb as everyone thinks I am! I'm not a little kid anymore I'm I ninja and I want a ninja mission"
"Sure fooled me" said Sasuke.
"Who asked you" Naruto yelled.
The Third started to laugh.
"So Naruto wants us to know he's no longer a brat. So be it."
Iruka looked at him like he was nuts.
"Lord Hokage you can't be serious!"
"Seriously" Naruto asked.
"Yes. It just so happens I have a C-rank mission."
"Really? That's awesome old man" shouted Naruto.
"You'll be bodyguards on a journey, the client should be here at any moment" said Hiruzen.
As if on cue a man with grey hair and a beard wearing a sleeveless v neck shirt and dark pants and a bottle of booze in his hand walked in.
"What I get a bunch of snot nosed brats?"
"This is Tazuna, a master bridge builder. You will be escorting him to his village in the Land of Waves" said the Hokage.
Tazuna took a big swig of booze.
"I'm building a bridge that will change our world and I except you to get me home safety. Even if it means giving your life."
"Now that you have gist of the mission you are dismissed" said Hiruzen.
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"Did you pack your toothbrush?"
"Yes mom."
"Kunai, shuriken, extra clothes?"
"Yes."
"Food?"
"Yes mom"
"Condoms?"
"Ye- wait! What the hell for!?"
"Well we don't want you getting Hinata pre-"
"WHAT THE HELL ARE TALKING ABOUT" yelled Naruto.
"Sex of course" replied Kushina nonchalantly.
"WHAT THE HELL? I'M ONLY TWELVE! AND I DON'T EVEN LIKE HER LIKE THAT!"
'Maybe I should stop messing with him so much...nah too much fun' thought Kushina.
"Jeez mom why do you always say weird stuff like that" said Naruto.
"Cause I like messing with ya" said Kushina giving her son a cheesy grin.
Naruto finished packing and slung his backpack over his shoulder.
"Whatever. I gotta go meet with the others" said Naruto.
Kushina hugged him.
"Be careful Naruto" she said.
"Don't worry I will."
Then he ran out the door.
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"Did you get everything you needed" asked Itachi.
Sasuke slung his bag over his shoulder.
"Yeah. Thanks for the shuriken" said Sasuke.
"Don't mention it. Well I need to go. See you when you get back little brother."
Then Itachi disappeared.
Sasuke said goodbye to his mother and father then left to meet up with the rest of his team.
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"A C ranked mission?"
Hinata sat on her knees in front of her father.
"Y-yes father. To the Land of Waves" she replied.
"And you will be doing what exactly?"
"We will be acting as bodyguards for a bridge builder."
"I see" said Hiashi.
"Have you packed?"
"Yes father" she replied.
"I expect you to complete this mission. Understood?"
"Yes father."
"Good. You are dismissed."
Hinata stood up, bowed to her father and headed towards the door. When she was about to open it Hiashi spoke up.
"And try not to be a burden to your team."
"Yes father" she said before leaving.
She went to her room, grabbed her bag, and headed out to meet the others at the gates.
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Tazuna and Kakashi were standing at the gates when the three genin walked up.
"Wow Kakashi is on time for once" said Sasuke.
Hinata giggled at that. Naruto looked over at her.
'Wow I never noticed but she's cute when she giggles' thought Naruto.
Then he remembered the conversation he had with his mother before he left and blushed, which Sasuke noticed.
"Hey dumbass why are you blushing?"
"H-huh? I'm not blushing. You're seeing things!"
"Whatever."
"You expect me to put my life in the hands of these three? Especially the little blonde idiot" said Tazuna.
Naruto charged him only to be held back by Kakashi.
"I'll demolish you! Say that again I dare ya! Stupid geezer!"
"You can't 'demolish 'the client Naruto, it doesn't work like that" said Kakashi.
"Alright let's head out" said Kakashi.
And so team seven and their client, Tazuna, headed out. But unbeknownst to them they were being watched by a pair of shinobi.
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Me: sorry for the short chapter but i-
Naruto:*eating loudly *
Me... I didnt-
Naruto:*continues to eat loudly*
Me... I didn't. OK Naruto I'm trying to talk here
Naruto: oh. My bad.
Me: the hell are you eating anyway?
Naruto: corn.
Me...*falls on the floor laughing like a lunatic *
Naruto: uh. Whats so funny?
Me: hahahaha c-corn hahahahaha!
Hinata: I don't get it.
Naruto: well Hiroko-teme has officially lost it. Well please review. Bye
Me:hahahaha CORN! hahahaha!
(If you read Demon Child you'll get this)
