I'm back! OK! It was bugging me, Lindsey got sick and Darcy got sick, Joey and I are immune to whatever flu is going on. I was a little pissed because I only had 19 reviews but I think there was something wrong with my computer, cause Joey went on FanFiction and said I had 21. So I'm not pissed. Alright so in this chapter, Mordo might get laid. Notice, MIGHT! But he will soon. To that guest, Rigleen's in the beginning! Everyone look for Muscle Man and his announcement!

The next morning:

Rigby woke up to feel something on his chest, he opened his eyes to see Eileen laying on his chest. He looked around, "Psst. Eileen" He adjusted his shoulder to see if she'd wake up. The raccoon saw her glasses were on her forehead, still sleeping soundly. He took her into his arms making her head bounce against his chest, "Psst. Eileen" Rigby repeated. Still nothing. She wouldn't wake up. He gently moved her into his spot on the couch, rolling himself over her and landing on his feet. The raccoon saw a blanket covering her. "Stupid Mordecai" He tiptoed away from the couch to hear a coo. Rigby walked towards a door, opening it to see Brianna's room. "Is she awake? Ya don't wanna wake the baby" As soon as he uttered that thought, little red wings reached up and tried to reach the butterfly mobile. He walked over to the crib, "Bri"? He questioned.

Brianna's little spikes peeked over the bars, her little hands grabbed the top bar and pulled herself up to see the raccoon, "Baba"! She pointed at him.

Rigby walked towards the crib, "Uncle, c'mon Uncle"! He grabbed the bars and pulled himself up, struggling. Finally he made the pull up to see the little baby smiling at him with a pacifier in her mouth, "Hey Bri, c'mon say uncle"

Brianna took her pacifier out and smiled, "Gah" She put it back in her mouth.

Rigby smiled, "You're getting smarter and smarter" He smiled as he let go of her crib bars and hit the floor. "I'll go see if Mommy and Daddy are up" He walked into the kitchen to see Margaret sleepily walking into the kitchen, rubbing her eyes, "Oh good morning…" She yawned then waved.

Mordecai's bedroom door opened to see a tired looking Mordecai, "*yawn*" He walked up to Margaret, wrapping a wing around her waist, "Good morning"

She smiled, leaning up and kissing his cheek, "Good morning"

Rigby rolled his eyes at the couple, "Oh barf" He jumped into one of Margaret's chairs at her dining room table. Her tiny dining room was combined with her living room, after moving in, Mordecai convinced her to get some breakfast things. But true, she couldn't cook, but he managed to talk her into getting cereal to make the blue jay happy. Margaret opened a cupboard, to look for cereal, "Soggy oats"?

The raccoon jumped up, "YES PLEASE"!

His shout cause a whine from the couch, "Mm…"? Eileen walked around the couch to see the trio, "Hey guys…" She rubbed her eyes and jumped into another chair.

Margaret smiled as she handed Rigby, cereal, "How'd babysitting go last night"?

Eileen shrugged, "Couldn't be better, Brianna was very good"

The cardinal realized, "Oh! I have to go get her" She walked into Brianna's room to see the little bird up, "Good morning Bri! Hi…" Margaret reached into the crib, lifting Brianna up into her wings, "Aw, someone wants to eat breakfast" She cradled the baby, placing one wing under Brianna and a wing on her back walking into the kitchen, "Look who decided to join us for breakfast" She sat the baby in the highchair, she ran her fingers through Brianna's red feathers to feel something. She looked at her, "Brianna…did you hit your head or something? There's a bump"

Eileen nearly spat out her coffee, Rigby looked down a little ashamed. Mordecai shrugged, "She probably just hit her head in her crib"

Brianna slammed her hands on her table, "Foo! Foo"!

Margaret smiled, "Don't worry, Mordecai's gonna feed you" She walked into the cupboard to pick out some baby breakfast.

Mordecai walked up to Brianna, "Sup Bri"? She babbled then reached for him.

Brianna began to get a little frustrated, "Foo! Foo"!

The blue jay nodded, "Yea, I know…I know" He turned to see Margaret had the food, "And Mama's has your food" He took the food and sat down.

Margaret brewed some more coffee, "Seriously! Stop telling her to call me Mama"

The blue jay chuckled, "Alright sorry…Mama" He snickered as he fed Brianna.

Rigby looked at the robin, "She won't say Uncle. It's starting to piss me-Rigby"! Eileen jumped in, rolling her eyes, "Stop cussing in front of Brianna"!

Margaret sat down at the table, with a cup of coffee, "*Yawn*I don't wanna go to work today…I'm sleepy" She leaned her head on Mordecai's shoulder.

The blue jay couldn't feed Brianna, something wasn't right. He had the mashed carrots right in front of her but she wasn't be as fussy as she'd normally be. "Bri, c'mon…it's carrots" He held the spoon but nothing. She leaned back into the padding of the highchair, "Hey Bri, what's the matter"?

The door kicked open, scaring everyone. They looked to see Muscle Man having a meltdown, "MORDECAI"! He let out a squeal, making everyone cover their ears.

Mordecai ran to the screaming man, "DUDE! MUSCLE MAN! CHILL"!

Finally Muscle Man stopped screaming, "It's Starla! S-she's pre-pregnant"!

Rigby spat out his cereal on Eileen and Margaret making them block the chewed up oats, Brianna clapped and let out a happy yell. Eileen plucked the oats out of her hair turning to the green man, "What's so bad about that Muscle Man"?

Muscle Man whimpered, "I'm…I'm gonna be a father…" He started to cry.

The blue jay awkwardly patted the man's back. "It'll be alright dude"

Rigby muttered, "If anything, I feel bad for the kid"

Mordecai shot a glare at the raccoon, making Margaret kick Rigby under the table. Brianna let out another happy yell as she watched her Uncle cry out in pain.

Muscle Man bawled, "A FATHER"! He let out a cry making Mordecai sit there. He sniffled, "I don't understand. We had protection. We used condoms"

Margaret stood up, "Well, condoms don't always work"

The blue jay's eyes widened, "Say what! Now"! He looked at her.

She kissed her beau's forehead. Completely ignoring his question, then she spoke again, "But I think that you should be happy you two are having a baby"

Muscle Man let out a sigh, "B-but, my dad's…my dad's dead. And he was a role model of fathers. I just…I just don't know how I'm gonna cope with this"

Mordecai shrugged, "C'mon Muscle Man, you could be having a son"

A smile went on his face, "I would love a son! A son would be perfect"!

Rigby spoke up, "But, if it's a boy…wouldn't it be a bastard"?

Muscle Man's smile left, "I have to marry Starla"! His smile came back, "That'd be awesome" He got off the couch to walk out the door.

Margaret lifted Brianna into her wings, "So, I guess we're going to a wedding soon"?

Brianna babbled something then stuck her thumb in her mouth, Mordecai finally spoke with his voice in curiosity, "Condom's don't always work"?

Margaret looked at him, "Yea…I thought you knew" She blinked, "Wait, why are you so mad about this"?

Mordecai glared, "Oh I don't know…maybe cause you wanted to have sex…" He trailed off seeing Rigby and Eileen, "Aw crap…" He face-palmed.

Rigby spat out his cereal on poor Eileen again, "And you're complaining Mordo"?

The mole wiped the oats off her face, "Margaret…isn't it a little too…early"?

Margaret pressed her fingers into her forehead, "Ya know what Mordecai" She narrowed her eyes at him, "Forget about it then! I'm sorry I asked you"! The cardinal walked into Brianna's room.

Mordecai face-palmed again, "Dammit! Every time she gives me a opportunity, I blow it"! He slammed his face on the table.

Eileen looked at him, "Were you considering doing that…with Margaret"?

The blue jay nodded then lifted his head, "But…condoms and pregnancy and.."

Rigby rolled his eyes, "What about Amber? Back in high school, you two were at it nonstop, she didn't get pregnant, so what's the deal with Margaret then"?

Mordecai thought back to his high school girlfriend, Amber Wilson, a orange bird with a black comma. She was his girlfriend from Freshman year to Senior year by Junior year, Mordecai had met Margaret and instantly he was head over heels in love with her. Amber and Mordecai started their nights around Sophomore year, after three years of that the night after the prom, she told him that he wasn't getting laid because she was breaking up with him.

The blue jay remembered asking his mom for condoms instead of his dad. How embarrassing that was. Even worst, he got a lecture from his mom, saying one quote he'd hope he'd never have to hear again, "I swear Mordecai James. If this girl gets pregnant, you're on full responsibility! It is your fault, even if she didn't take her pill, it's your fault! Let that be a lesson to you"!

Mordecai shook his head, "If Margaret gets pregnant…it's my fault"!

Rigby looked at Eileen then back at Mordecai, "Dude, she won't, alright"

The blue jay drew a sigh, "I have too much to worry about…I don't think I could ever have sex"

Margaret creaked the door open to see him, she sighed as she changed Brianna into her clothes, Brianna threw a little fit when Margaret dressed her in a dress but decided to get over it, "Yea, you look adorable in pink" She lifted the baby up and walked out. She sat the baby down on the floor and headed towards the table. She looked at Mordecai, touching his leg, "Mordecai, just give me a honest answer" The cardinal bit her lip, "Do you wanna have sex tonight"?

Mordecai cleared his throat, "Well…" He looked around, "I just…"

Margaret spoke again, "It's alright if you don't want to…it's you're a really sweet guy and for three months you've help me raise a child. For two months, you've been the best boyfriend I could ever ask for…I just thought it was time"

Mordecai kissed her nose, "Then it is time…" He lifted her chin, "It's time"

A smile grew, "I can't wait then" She kissed his cheek then walked into her bedroom to get dress for work.

The Coffee Shop:

Hours had passed after Mordecai and Margaret's decision of the night. Eileen seemed to notice that the cardinal wasn't really paying attention, they cleaned the tables, Eileen had got four done while Margaret was still on her first, "Margaret, you're cleaning a bit slower" She walked towards her friend, "Everything ok"?

She kept her stare at the ground, "Just thinking about some things.."

Eileen jumped into the stool, "Why are you so worried? You said you wanted to go to this level with Mordecai"

Margaret sat on the stool with pure shock on her face, "Eileen, you don't understand"! She turned to the mole. "I'm a virgin"!

The mole paused then narrowed her eyes, "Wait a minute! You told me Angel and you had sex"

Margaret hid her face with her wings, "I-it was a lie! Angel wanted sex but I said no"

Eileen wanted yell at her friend for lying but Margaret was too worried about her first time. Even though Eileen acted like a goody-goody half the time, didn't mean she was always pure. She'd lost her virginity in high school with an old boyfriend. He dumped her two weeks later as harshly as he could making her fall to the ground sobbing, Rigby witnessed the whole thing and was nice to her making Eileen develop feelings for him. "Margaret…you two will have fun alright"

Margaret's cheeks turned red, "Thanks Eileen" She hugged her friend.

Unknowingly her boyfriend's friends had found out his plans for the evening:

"So, you're finally gonna bang Margaret"? High-Five Ghost asked.

Mordecai glared, Mordecai, Thomas, Rigby, Muscle Man and High-Five Ghost were drinking sodas, listening to the radio by the snack bar and as usual Muscle Man wreaked of weed, "Don't say it like that"! He rolled his eyes.

Rigby shrugged, "Relax Mordo, how can you screw up sex? Just put-Rigby"!

Mordecai glared, "I know how sex works! Alright"!?

Thomas looked up at the bird, "So, where's Brianna gonna be when you two are…" He trailed off, "Cuddling…"?

Muscle Man laughed, "Wow Thomas! You little wuss, can't even say sex"!

The blue jay spoke, "I think Brianna would be asleep by then…"

Rigby looked at Mordecai, "Got any condoms"?

Mordecai nodded, "She told me she was taking birth control, I think we're protected"

Muscle Man's eyes widened, "What the heck is birth control"?

Rigby and Thomas snickered while Mordecai and High-Five Ghost face-palmed. After awhile of snickering and quietness, the blue jay spoke up, "Since all of you guys have gotten laid, does anyone have any advice"?

Thomas spoke up, "I heard that music is good while doing it"

Muscle Man shot a funny look at Thomas, "Say sex or I'll kick you in the nuts"

Mordecai punched Muscle Man in the shoulder, "I think I'll try your idea Thomas"

The goat smiled. He was always picked on but Mordecai and Rigby were good friends, "Thanks Mordecai"

Margaret's apartment:

Mordecai opened her door with a key, with Brianna in his wings, "Alright Bri, we're home now" Brianna's eyes opened, he sat her down in her playpen. The little robin lifted herself up, "Ti"! She pointed.

Mordecai turned to see her pointing at a Tigger doll, "Oh…you want Tigger"? He walked towards the doll and picked it up, handing it to her, "Here ya go Bri"

She smiled, "Ta ya"! She seemed to babble thank you.

He chuckled at the adorable girl then walked into the kitchen, it was 6:43. He knew he had to stay up with Margaret. They wouldn't start until Margaret got home from work which is usually around eight. Mordecai decided to spend some more time with Brianna before Margaret got home. He sat on the couch looking at her, playing with her duck and Tigger. She had a little bump on the back her head, he ran his fingers there to feel the bump. He pressed it a little making Brianna whimper. "Oh sorry Bri" He pulled his fingers away, "How'd you get that"?

Brianna looked up at him, "Un.."

Mordecai thought for a minute, "Did you mean Uncle"? She nodded making the blue jay glare, "Uncle Rigby"!? Another nod. Mordecai jumped off the couch and ran towards his phone, calling Rigby.

The raccoon answered, "Hey Mordecai, sup"?

Mordecai kept himself calm, "Hey…so remember this morning when Margaret found a bump on Brianna's head"?

Rigby's eyes widened, "Uh…yea, that was pretty weird"

Mordecai narrowed his eyes, "Well, and I asked her how she got that bump. She said Uncle"

Rigby jumped up, his voice full of excitement, "She said Uncle"!?

Mordecai glared, "What did you do to Brianna"?!

The raccoon gulped, "Uh…well, don't tell Margaret…she started walking" The blue jay's eyes widened, "Yea and…Eileen said don't move her and I pushed her, not letting her move…and she hit her head against her playpen"

Mordecai glared, "Dude! Why'd you push her"?

Rigby screamed, "It was the only thing I could think of"!?

The blue jay rolled his eyes, "Dude, whatever. I'll hit ya tomorrow"

A beep came from the phone, Mordecai checked to see who it was, Margaret. He answered, "Hey…"

She smiled, "Hi, so…ya ready for tonight"?

He smirked, "I'd say something really bad but Brianna's in the room"

Margaret blushed, "What's wrong with that, say something cheesy"

Mordecai laughed, "Oh very funny" The blue jay was lost in his own world, "Oh Rigby told me how got Brianna got that bum-"! He paused. "You're ratting out your best friend?!"

The cardinal blinked her eyes, "Brianna's got that bum"?

Mordecai's eyes widened, "Oh no, no, I-I meant Brianna's toys"

Margaret made a confused look, "Uh…are you feeling alright"?

The blue jay coughed a little, "Ye-yea, I'm fine just a little tired"

It was quiet, until Margaret spoke again, "Well…I should pr-Ms. Haddad! Another table"! Her manager spoke up. The phone clicked.

Mordecai face-palmed then walked towards Brianna, still playing with her toys.

Margaret opened her door, with her face blushing, "Don't be chicken alright"! She saw the light was on Brianna's room, she walked into see Mordecai tucking in Brianna, "What's a matter Bri? Mama's coming home soon"

The little robin whined again, "Wawa"! She babbled.

Margaret walked in, "I'll tuck her in.." Mordecai smiled at her then lifted Brianna up, "Hi Bri, I'll tuck you in ok" Brianna smiled as Margaret took her.

The blue jay looked at her, "Where should I go.."?

She kissed his cheek, "In my room…" Margaret went back to the fussy baby.

Mordecai stayed in her room, blushing. "Ok…let's do this"! He waited.

Finally the cardinal came in, wrapping her wings around her beau, "Are you sure you're ready"? She kissed him. He kissed her back making her smile, "Ok then"

She wrapped her wings around him, kissing him fiercely. "Clothes"? The blue jay peeped. She backed away, stripping down to underwear, his beak parted. Mordecai unzipped his jacket, "This is really happening? I'm really doing this"? He stared into Margaret's eyes.

She was redder then normal as she guided his jacket down, "Take this slowly…"

He nodded, blushing redder then normal, "J-Just like riding a bike.." She stared at him, "Obviously not the best comparison"

She giggled before they kissed, "Protection"? She questioned, "Are you"?

Mordecai nodded, "Yes, don't worry. We're fine alright" Margaret tugged him towards her bed, kissing as they landed on the cover until something crashed.

Margaret pushed him off, "Oh no"! She grabbed her nightgown and threw it on, "Mordecai! Hurry"!

The blue jay was stunned, "What? What's going on"!?

She gasped, "It came from Brianna's room"! She ran down into Brianna's bedroom

Mordecai followed her to see Brianna was standing on the floor by her crib, tears were streaming down the little bird's face, "Wawa"! She WALKED right into Margaret's wings.

The cardinal took her into a hug, "Shh. Brianna, don't cry. It's ok"

Mordecai looked down to see a glass mobile that Eileen had brought, was smashed. Brianna had crawled out of her crib, climbing on the diaper changer, knocking over the glass. "Oh no…Bri, you alright"?

She whimpered, Margaret awed holding the scared avian, "Shh don't cry. Don't cry" Mordecai sat down next to the cardinal drying Brianna's tears, "Shh.."

Brianna sniffled making Mordecai look at Margaret, "She walked"

Margaret's eyes widened, "Brianna! She! Walked"! Tears left the cardinals eyes, the blue jay dried her tears as well "She walked to me…" Margaret looked at her beau, "Maybe she should sleep with us tonight"

Mordecai nodded, Margaret lifted Brianna up, "Wanna sleep in my bed"?

Brianna nodded as they carried her to bed.

Poor Mordo! He didn't get laid. And Brianna walked! How amazing is that?! Thomas said more then just a few words! LOL! And Muscle Man's having a kid! So next chapter I think Starla will be in alot more now. Wait...I'm the author...! Brianna's gonna stay this age until chapter 11. Then I'll have a big party chapter. Alright and a preview.

Starla squealed, "Mitch and I were thinking of Moe or Mavis"!

Margaret and Eileen smiled and gave their best wishes, "That's great Starla, how far along are you"?

Starla bit her lip, "I didn't wanna tell Mitch right away...so..." She paused, "I'm three months along"

Eileen's jaw dropped, "Starla! You know that Muscle Man thinks the baby's not coming for another nine months"!

The muscle woman let out a cry, "Stop yelling at me"! She sobbed. Eileen face-palmed

Brianna blinked her eyes at the Muscle woman in confusion, Margaret saw her and scooped her up, "Hormones Sweetheart"

Three months!? And nobody noticed? LOL. I may update again today since I'm sick. My dad and Uncle are spending all day at my house. While my brothers' are at school MUHAHAHAHA! Evil laugh. I have Brianna's first words in mind, I was thinking in chapter 10 she could say them. If you have any first words, I'd be glad to see them. I'm Ryan Simpson and you're watching Disney Channel.