If I owned Harry Potter I would be burning Gucci pants for fun
Hogwarts is my life!!
Sitting in a class will I right a note
The note is written in purple like my tote
I look at this boy and he is really cute
I sound out the teacher, completely on mute
I ask him his name and he says harry
I smile and dream of marry
He is a wizard and I am a witch
My friends call me their bitch
I giggle and he giggles
I shake in my seat and it ends up being a giggle
His friend ron smiles at me too
I wanted to smash his head into the loo
He must of liked me but I hate him
He reminded me of my bf jim
Then harry gave him a snatch
Me and him were a good match
His enemy then gives me a look
He had a very big smart looking book
His name was mafloy and he was cuter
He was my perfect suitor
Harry and Malfoy who 2 choose
My heart was filled with gooze
I was happy to be magical
Because my love life was really tragical
AN- The poem is like my life. Harry is my bf todd, ron is my stalker, and mafloy is my ex-bf Jake. My love life is soo cutie!!
