If I owned Harry Potter I would be burning Gucci pants for fun

Hogwarts is my life!!

Sitting in a class will I right a note

The note is written in purple like my tote

I look at this boy and he is really cute

I sound out the teacher, completely on mute

I ask him his name and he says harry

I smile and dream of marry

He is a wizard and I am a witch

My friends call me their bitch

I giggle and he giggles

I shake in my seat and it ends up being a giggle

His friend ron smiles at me too

I wanted to smash his head into the loo

He must of liked me but I hate him

He reminded me of my bf jim

Then harry gave him a snatch

Me and him were a good match

His enemy then gives me a look

He had a very big smart looking book

His name was mafloy and he was cuter

He was my perfect suitor

Harry and Malfoy who 2 choose

My heart was filled with gooze

I was happy to be magical

Because my love life was really tragical

AN- The poem is like my life. Harry is my bf todd, ron is my stalker, and mafloy is my ex-bf Jake. My love life is soo cutie!!