OwlCookies: HI! and uhmm im back :D becuz partner in crime and xploding bunnies are soo desperate like that, theyr helping me type up every chapter from now on :P and the extra today is from partner in crime, last time was from xploding bunnies in case u didnt kno

Partner in crime: Dont make them sound stupid. They have brains u know. At least some of them do... i think...

Xploding Bunnies: You have to admit, that was serious literature rite there, punk! See how skilled i am? GO EXTRAS!

OwlCookies: serious. mhmmm uhhuhh right right yep u bet. *sarcasm*

Partner in Crime: YEAH! EXTRAS! EXTRAS! EXTRAS! WOOOT!

Xploding Bunnies: soooo...um..well...uh...ya...

Partner in Crime: HEY! HEY! HEY OWLIE! WHEN R WE GONNA START CONDUCTING THE PLOT?

Xploding Bunnies: wtf owlie? really?

OwlCookies: wat? its my nickname... on here... i suppose... :) LOL i thought u said conducting the pilot and im like, "wat the heck?" i feel dyslexic omg... i dont think i remember the plot for this chapter O.O wait... im going to reread the other chapters... NO WAIT! NEVERMIND! I REMEMBER NOW! i need inspiration...

Partner in Crime: Epic Fail

OwlCookies: no... i got my inspiration :D its weird how i always get ideas when i drink soup :P

Xploding Bunnies: I LUFFS DEATH THE KID! xD theres a difference between luffs and love and luffles...yeesh.

TO Fma-Poke-Naruto-soul-guy: *facepalm* fine
To Nerdprincess101: oh ok! ill go check it out! :D heehe yesh he dus
TO Xploding Bunnies: NO
To Appleblx: THANKS :D
To Punk: ik its u xploding bunnies, u wer like, right next to me wen u wrote tht (lol it was sooo obvious...)
To partner IN crime XD: yea... mhm...

XXX

All four of us stood in front of Roy. He had a smirk on his face. I don't think that's good news...

"You must be wondering why you're here right now," Roy smiled with a hint of evil.

"Yea punk! I was in the middle of getting my revenge on Ali!" Hayley exclaimed loudly.

"THANK YOU!" Ali mouthed to Roy sweat dropping.

Roys smile widened. "I'm going to get ri- er... I mean send you on a mission somewhere FAR FAR away," he explained.

"CAN WE GO TO XING? I HEARD THEY HAD GOOD FOOD!" I exclaimed imagining about the food I could eat. What? I'm not gluttony. I'm just.. hun...gary... :) (gary is a funny name...gary! ha...-xb)(gary from spongebob! xD-oc)

His smile turned into a light chuckle. "No, no. You're going to settle things with general Armstrong up on Briggs."

As soon as he said general Armstrong, our faces meshed into a combination of horror and disgust.

"JUST KILL ME IF THAT'S WHAT YOU SO DESPERATLY WANT!" I whined.

Uhmm.. well actually, Heathers expression lit up and Hayley looked confused.

"She's pretty," Heather commented simply.

"Who's general Armstrong? Did the major get promoted?" Hayley asked.

"Help your soul!" Ali and I bowed at her with out mouths open and gaping.

"What? Why?" the ever so clueless Hayley asked. (I'm not clueless!-xb)(Uhm. yea. u r. like on buzz wen i wrote tht u werent awesome as ur email-oc) (:P-xb)(u will soon realize u cant put the greater or less than sign cuz itll just disappear. bwahaha-oc)

I had that look when Roy's men were explaining warehouse 13. "She's a terror! She'll eat you alive with no mercy!"

Ali joined me. "Her name is Olivier Armstrong... she's extremely strong and treats everyone like they're Scar!"

"SHE ALMOST KILLED ED!" I screeched waving my arms around drastically.

"Sh...she did?" Roy asked annoyed. "No she didn't. You're joking."

Slyly, Ali and I glared at him and put our index finger to our lips. "Shh..."

"What happens next?" Heather asked her eyes glowing brightly.

"IT'S FREEZING UP A BRIGGS!"

"IT MAKES HER MOOD WORSE!"

"SHE-"

Hayley snorted. "That's not scary." She was obviously lying due to the constant and nervous tapping of her finger to her crutches.

Roy, not caring, still continued to smile. "Don't worry. She's wonderful and will treat you well. Pack your things, you're leaving tonight."

We all glared angrily at him. He just totally disregarded our scary story.

"Pompous bastard," Hayley growled as she walked out of the room. (I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT POMPOUS MEANS!-xb)(u dont kno wat alot of things mean -.- -oc)

We all gave him our constructive criticism as we exited in a single file line.

"Jerk-face," I spat.

"Asshole," Ali glared.

Heather scrunched her face at him sourly. A moment pause and glare. "Useless jackass who will never win Riza's heart," she hissed.

As we all left, Roy sat there his mouth wide open and despair hanging over him.

"U-useless?" he gaped in a squeaky voice. Roy dropped the pen he was holding.

Riza then found him in the same position about 5 minutes later. "S- Oh never mind, I'm not going to ask..." she sighed shaking her head.

Later...

"I STILL DON'T KNOW WHO GENERAL ARMSTRONG IS!" Hayley complained loudly.
We looked at her.

"You don't need to know yet. She's waaay too scary!" I told her.

"Pssht I doubt it," Hayley snorted.

After numerous complaints later, we somehow found a picture of her and showed it to Hayley. Her first impression?

"She has FAT LIPS! I think she needs to get plastic surgery or something."

"Uhm... how nice... NO! SHE ALREADY LOOKS LIKE SHE'S BEEN THROUGH PLASTIC SURGERY!" Ali exclaimed waving her arms around.

"YOU'RE GOING TO DIEEE!" I screeched.

"I think she's pretty ^.^" Heather chirped happily.

O.O "You... have some MAJOR issues," Ali said.

"She's not pretty at ALL! SHE HAS REALLY REALLY REALLY FAT LIPS!" Hayley explained.

"...Fail Heather. FAIL," I snorted.

Mid conversation, Riza interrupted by opening the door. "I'm back from work," she greeted. "Are you all ready to leave?"

"NOOOO! I DON'T WANNA LEAVE! THE ARMSTRONG PEOPLE ARE FREAKING WEIRD WITH FREAKIN STEROIDS IN THEIR FREAKIN SYSTEMS ARE WE'RE GOING TO FREAKIN DIE!" I screamed running around in "frickin" circles in complete panic.

"WHEN IN DANGER, WHEN IN DOUBT. RUN IN CIRCLES! SCREAM AND SHOUT!" Heather cheered.

"THAT'S WHAT I'M FREAKIN DOING DAMN IT!" I screamed still running around in circles.

Riza just stood there holding her jacket with a large sweat drop. "Whether you like it or not, you have to. You are under our custody to you have to do what we say."

"I DIDN'T FRICKIN CHOSE TO FALL DOWN A FRICKIN HOLE AND FRICKIN LAND HERE!" I continued.

"If you say 'frickin' again, I will personally shoot you," Riza threatened while loading her gun.

I eeped and hid behind Ali. "Save meeee!"

Ali blinked. "Momentarily confused... How can you not personally shoot someone?"

Hayley smiled "Heh heh... frickin...frikin...FRIKIN!"

"That's it," Riza growled pointing her gun at her.

"Hawwwkkkeeyee!~ " Random singing occured when Riza's door opened. It was Roy, looking as cheerful as ever.

Instantly, she put her gun down and saluted. "Sir?"

Still cheerful, looking drunk, and flirtatious, Roy put his arm around Riza's neck. "Hey, just wanted to say that me~n' the guys got drunk," he explained in a slurred voice.

Smirking evilly, we began taking pictures of Riza, blushed at Roy in embarrassment.

"I swear," I grinned evilly. "This is our total gold! If they even TRY anything, we can totally blackmail with this!"

Ali whacked me. "Shannon! That's not nice!"

I growled, "It's not nice to unconditionally whack someone. Unless it's Hayley, Hayley is an exception."

"I believe in exceptions. But, Hayley isn't one of them," Ali snorted.(HA! SHE SNORTED! SNORT! PIG!-xb)(*facepalm* u r SUCH a fail-oc)

"WHAT DID YOU SAY PUNK!" Hayley growled.

"Hey~hon, waddya say we-" Roy slurred.

"Sir, stop it," Riza sighed

"Hayley, you are not an exception," Ali retorted.

"NO! YOU'RE GUNNA DIEEE!" I squeaked.

"PUNK!" Hayley whacked her extremely hard. (lol wow ur right xb xD this IS rly funny! hah i make tru literature right there-oc)

Uhm... cue the wrestling match... I suppose... O.O

"Should we do something... again...?" Heather asked.

I groaned and facepalmed. "No, they're cool."

"Soo... baby... what about..." You can probably guess that's Roy.

"No sir. You're drunk," Riza sighed.

Roy rubbed his cheek against her face as I began taking more pictures. "Why nnnot?"

"Sir. You're so drunk I'm tempted to shoot you until you're sober again."

He kissed her cheek. "Just this once babe?"

"NO!" She pushed him away blushing.

"BWAHAHA! PURE GOLD I SWEAR!" I laughed evilly.

"SHANNON! GIVE ME THAT CAMERA!" Riza growled.

"NO! YOU WISH! MAKE OUT WITH MUSTANG IN THE BED FIRST!" I exclaimed laughing evilly. This was pure awesomeness!

Before this gets ugly, let's skip the extreme yell-a-lot-hit-a-lot-and-pummel-each other-to-the-ground fest!

XXXX

"I still don't see why they have to ship us off to Briggs," I growled shivering as we waited for the train.

"I-I'm cold..." Heather murmured. "Hug?"

I sighed. "Fine."

"YAYZ!" she glomped me with pure bliss.

"OMG HUDDLE POSITION!" I exclaimed scooting toward Ali and Hayley.
"YEAH! LET'S ALL BE PENGUINS!" Ali squealed.

Together, we huddled like penguins while waiting for the train to Briggs. We got a few strange stares, but Hayley got them back by glaring at them. (i seem to make hayley more violent than she rly is in real life O.o i guess im making all of us over exaggerated... -oc)

When we finally got on the train, we all raced to find out seats.

"Hey! This is MY land! I shall dominate!" Hayley exclaimed pushing Ali, her seat buddy, off. (this was actually a true story... see the author note on the bottom for details :P-oc)

"I WANNA JOIN! I LOVE THIS GAME!" I laughed jumping onto their side and pushing everyone.

"GET OFF! THIS IS MY SIDE PUNKS!" Hayley screamed.

"NOO!" I attempted pushing her. "I'M NOT GONNA FALL OFF CUZ OF YOU!"

Not exactly knowing what to do, Heather joined in pushing all of us. "BWAHAHAH! I LIKE GUNS!" she exclaimed.

Instantly we stopped and looked at her.

"Momentarily confused," Ali blinked.

"What does that have to do with anything?" Hayley and I asked together in unison.

Heather grinned and shrugged. "I dunno, I like guns!"

Then, we continued. After a little bit, Hayley and Ali began whispering to each other. Along with Heather.

"STOP PLOTTING AGAINST ME! THAT'S NOT COOL!" I exclaimed waving my arms around.

"PUSH HER NOW!" Hayley commanded.

And together they all tried pushing me off while I tried pushing them to. They weren't very successful.

"Ok, I'm just a peaceful country now. Don't mind me! I'm just going to sit here," Ali declared.

"Hetalia!" I giggled.

"PUSH ALI OFF!" Hayley ordered.

That's just what we did until one of the train crew people came and stopped us.

"HOLD IT! HOLD IT GIRLS!" the person hollered. "WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING!"

"Uhm... playing..." Our faces turned red.

"You're all causing such a ruckus people 2 cars away could hear you!"

"Uhm... sorry..."

"One more time, and I will personally kick you four out of this train!"

"Uhm... sorry..."

-Extras-

OwlCookies: ok, so for that train game. during recess(yes, i still call it tht), xploding bunnies, partner in crime, me, and a girl we call sammy, went to the band room. and uhm... theres this platform our band teacher stands on to conduct us to we started fighting over it. it was fun considering sammy fought with us xD

extras~

Roys office:
*little Geico money thing with eyes is sitting on roys chair*
Roy: *walks in* WTF IS THIS?
Ali: Thats the money u could b saving w/ Gieco! DUR HUR HUR HUR!
Roy: And why does it have eyes? and what is it doing here?
Ali: Its for Gieco. 15 min. can save u 15% or more on car insurance. HAHA I GET 35 CENTS FOR THAT!
Roy: . . . . . . ?
Hayley: MY TURN!
Ali: NO WAY!
Hayley: TOO BAD PUNK! GIECO! 15 MIN CAN SAVE U 15% OR MORE ON CAR INSURANCE! HAHA NOW I GET 35 CENTS TOO!
Ali: GAHHHH! STEALING MY MONEY! UR GONNA PAY!
*gun/alchemy fight starts with Roy in the middle of it*
*pans in to the white screen with Gieco's number and the green gecko*
Gecko: Geico. 15 min-
Roy: Is that... a chimera? *tugs on gloves*
Ali: *punches Hayley* Nice going!
Hayley: *punches back harder*
Roy: GIRLS! Please go somewhere else and do this!
Hayley: ... wait a second... i just realized something
Ali: What?
Haley: How did Mustang get the transmutation circle off Hawkeye's back without her taking her shirt off?
Ali: Umm he didn't.
Hayley: So you're saying...that well...ummm...he saw...um...parts...and uh...
*Fuhrer walks in*
Fuhrer: Colonel Mustang did you- I kissed a girl and i liked it...i tasted her cherry chapstick. ~
Hayley:... thats my favorite song! jk
Ali: EWWW KATY PERRY!
Hayley: Katy perry is cool...!
Shannon: why the heck did the fuhrer randomly sing tht? O.O GEICO! 15 MINUTES CAN SAVE YOU 15 PERCENT OR MORE ON CAR INSURANCE! BWAHAHA! 35 CENTS RIGHT NOW! BURNN
Ali: *late reaction* bad roy pun!
Roy: ...what?