A/N: There isn't any major story in here; it's just a fill-in chapter of two short—but hopefully funny—sketches. Hope you enjoy them, and please leave a review if you liked it! Thanks! – GR


Atomic Fart – Trademark; either a drink that induces extreme farting, or the result of drinking said beverage.


Nico: Have you ever tried to evacuate your bowels dry and without passing gas?

(Nico grunts and moans in pain inside a bathroom stall)

Nico: Come out, will you!

Grady: Have you ever tried to exact revenge on your enemies by farting in the elevator, but your gastric juices won't follow you?

(Grady concentrates and grits his teeth but nothing comes out)

Grady: Just one tiny puff!

Extra: What?

Grady: None of your business!

Chad: Have you ever won a race by methane propulsion yet?

(Chad quickly falls behind the other racers, even though he made some flatulence)

Chad: Wait! Wait for me… (Faints)

Sonny, Tawni, and Zora: We've got the answers to your problems!

Presenting the ATOMIC FART™! (Modulated)

Sonny: Here at Grossman Technologies, we used to use biology for military purposes. (Plays a video of a man farting in front of a criminal)

Tawni: But that was before. Now, we've turned our attention to the practical consumer. (Plays a video of a man eating an unknown gray substance and then farting loudly)

Zora: Now, we've created a drink that is a beverage, a laxative, and an energy drink at the same time.

(Nico, Grady, and Chad drink the ATOMIC FART™ in a triple split-screen)

(Nico grunts and then sighs in relief as a loud fart is heard)

Nico: Oh, the freedom!

(Grady grunts and steps out of the elevator just as he farts)

Grady: Ha! Back at you, you capitalist bourgeoisie!

(Chad concentrates and then blasts off towards the finish line, blue flames burning from his butt)

Chad: Yes! I win! Yes! No, no, no! (Runs into a wall)

Nico: Before, my bowel movement used to be irregular. Now, after drinking ATOMIC FART™, I always evacuate three times a day, after I eat!

Grady: Thanks to ATOMIC FART™, I'm now free to exact revenge whenever I please! Thank you, ATOMIC FART™!

Chad: I've never been the fastest runner in our neighborhood, but now, thanks to ATOMIC FART™, I've beaten the speed of sound, and now I'm on my way to beating the speed of light! By the way, I'll be happy to have GrossTech as my new sponsor.

ATOMIC FART™. It ain't magic; it's atomic!

Available in Angry Apple, Blazing Blueberry, and Gassy Green Tea.

Warning: Do not set fire to an ATOMIC FART™, or else this could happen to you.

(Video of a nuclear explosion plays)


We know that after having a good day's laugh with So Random, you're way too happy to sleep, or, if you're watching us on mornings, do whatever you have to do the next day. So, in order to help you relax, the So Random gang is going to present you some yoga poses.


Narrator: First up, Sonny Munroe with the Virabhadrasana.

(Sonny brings out her right arm in front of her and her left arm back, brings back her left hip, keeps the right knee bent and thigh parallel to the floor, and gazes over her right hand)

Narrator: Next, Tawni Hart and the Garudasana.

(Tawni brings her left leg up and crosses it over the right, hooks the left foot on her right calf, and then brings her arms out front and crossing the right arm over the left and touches the palms)

Narrator: Zora Lancaster and the Halasana.

(Zora lies on her back and lifts her legs over her head until they touch the floor)

Narrator: Nico Harris with the Ardha Matsyendrasana.

(Nico moves the sole of his right foot outside his left thigh, bends the left knee, tucks his left foot behind his right buttock, inhales, and brings his left arm up to his left ear)

Narrator: Here's Grady Mitchell with the Eka Pada Rajakapotasana.

(Grady bends his left knee, takes hold of the toes with his hands, lifts his elbows, and lets his head come back until it nearly touches the raised foot)

Narrator: Don't forget Chad Dylan Cooper and his Astavakrasana.

(Chad bends his right knee, brings the sole of his right foot close to the floor, threads his right arm under his right knee, lifts the sole of his right foot off the floor to bring his shin parallel to the floor, gets his right knee as high as possible, plants both palms on the floor as he lifts himself up, hooks his left ankle around his right, and then brings his torso parallel forward)

Narrator: And last, but not the least—

Marshall: (Interrupts) Hey, guys! The writers just brought in a new set of sketches today! I thought that maybe I'd pass these by you guys first before asking you to do it and—what in the world?

(Sonny, Tawni, Zora, Nico, Grady, and Chad are all tied up with each other on the floor of the stage)

Narrator: The Gordian Knot-asana!

(Marshall looks at the mess on the stage that is the So Random cast and scratches his head)

Chad: A little help here, Marshall?

All: Yeah!

Marshall: Oh, come on, guys, you know I don't do yoga!


A/N: Well, that's all for now, guys. I hope to add a new sketch or more gags later. See you again, and please leave a review if you liked it! - GR