Hmmmmmm I smell a threesome soon…..AFTER THE SHOPPING TRIP. Btw this is when Mells and Matt-y kins get SRS

Light was busy checking himself out in a mirror wearing some black suit with white stripes that was a perfect match for the one Beyond was wearing as he checked him out.

"Turn around…." Beyond whispered. Light turned around, checking his front out in the mirror while BB spent time admiring his backside. The backside he'd love to completely pound into at the moment but sadly, out in public there were people and when there were people and people making love in public there was usually trouble.

Light noticed just how Beyond was checking him out. Lustful eyes, sexy stare, arms crossed and lips parted.

'Maybe there's an adult store nearby….' Light thought, Beyond practically read his thoughts and spanked him quietly and quickly. It left a tingling sensation on Light and he wished Beyond would do it again, but Beyond only motioned for him to follow him.

Lawliet was in a store some distance away from a car, amazing people with his insane capacity. Not that of his brain but of his body.

Just how much sugar could one man take?

"Oh can I get that one and that one and that one, THE ONE WITH THE STRAWBERRIES PLEASSSSSEEEEEE!" Lawliet squealed in a high pitched voice. He walked out with pink and white bags just in time to see Light and Beyond going into a store. A store with mannequins in the front….wearing lingerie….and holding whips. Lawliet thought for a moment and followed from a safe distance. He wanted to see what they would get…just to see.

Beyond smiled at the selection of handcuffs, whips, vibrators and other sex toys that hung from the black walls of the semi well lit shop.

"Hmmm….what do you think Light?" Beyond held up a small bottle of strawberry flavored lube.

Light could feel his own cheeks heating up. He had never been to a place like this and being now, with someone of the same sex, BUYING THINGS to USE on each other felt…embarrassing…and somewhat awkward.

"I don't know…I've never used something like that before…." Light lost sight of Beyond who popped back up holding a small pink box.

"Strawberry flavored condoms! These things are so rare!" Beyond was smiling brightly, Light practically melted on the floor at the thought of Lawliet licking one while he was wearing it and Lawliet, who watched from the entrance, well hidden behind a rack of skin tight leather clothing, moaned quietly and nearly passed out.

"Ummm….Beyond….don't you think we can get something non-strawberry flavored?"

"Like what?" Beyond's eyes had a hint of lust and curiosity in them. Light whimpered quietly and tried to gather his voice.

"Like…um…handcuffs….or…one of those toys you used on me the other day…." Light coughed quietly and turned his head out of shyness. He was curious in how much Lawliet would like it. Lawliet was curious in WHAT THE HELL LIGHT WAS THINKING.

'Rule number FUCKING one light: Never give BB handcuffs!' Lawliet audibly groaned and clamped both hands over his mouth, hoping he hadn't been heard.

"I think Lawlipop is still here." Beyond said calmly then turned to the teenage girl at the desk who blushed and slowly scanned all the items, including two recently picked up paired of fuzzy pink leather handcuffs, while staring between Light and Beyond.

Lawliet blinked twice, said a quiet prayer and backed himself deeper within the corner, farther out of sight from his older brother and lover.

'Or maybe…just my lovers…' Lawliet thought.

Beyond smirked and pointed to a pink corset, signaling where Lawliet was.

"That would look cute on Naomi-Sensei…" Beyond said smoothly with an oblivious lying tone. He had no interest in that woman. He shuddered at the thought of his virginity being taken by her but tried not to think too much of it.

Light quickly decoded the message and walked towards the outfit, smiling.

"Yes…yes it would…..but I believe she is finished." Light said absent mindedly, referring to the cashier while Beyond's danger sense seemed to activate and he quickly realized 'oh fuck all hells is about to break loose'

Beyond quickly grabbed their bags in one hand and grabbed Light's hand in the other, running out then taking a brisk walk to the car, somewhat. Light was just walking fast enough to make sure he wasn't DRAGGED.

"Light, please keep your face hidden somehow while I go find Lawliet." Beyond left him at the car and walked back to the store.

Near was such an annoying person but when he heard his god was kidnapped by L and his brother and forced to do…things to them he had to act. He had his 44 close to his body and followed the black haired man to the store, some store with dolls in the front but no matter. He'd make sure they'd let go of his god soon. He waited until he entered the store, then after lining up the perfect shot, he shot the sweet, black haired female cashier right between her bright green eyes, her blood splattered all over the wall and she feel to the ground with a thud. He then looked over to the two twins who had dared place a hand on his god.

"Where is Kira?" He questioned. His tone was dead serious, and his sight was directly on the younger looking one's forehead.

"Hmmm….Teru….that's your name right?"

"WHERE HAVE YOU PUT KIRA?"

Beyond ignored him, walking past him with his fingers to his chin, stroking his imaginary beard and chuckling quietly.

"You've got to be, hands down, the stupidest person ever. Thanks for helping us sort this all out…for now at least."

"Wha-" Teru had only time to say that before a soft, damp cloth pressed over his face and the gun was kicked out of his hand but a shorter looking boy before everything melted into black.

Light sat in the car, hiding his face when he saw Beyond and…some guy that LOOKED like Lawliet carrying pink and white bags jumped into the car and suddenly drove off.

"Ummm Beyond…" Beyond only quickly glanced up at his rare view mirror for Light to understand.

'Stay quiet, sit down, shut up.' Light did exactly that while they drove at an insane speed through an area of dead trees and blackened sky. It looked like a warzone after a great war, death and destruction all around. The car halted to a stop at a gate with a gothic B on it, but Light could notice, this one was different.

Lawliet was wearing a suit….that meant either Beyond had to scare him into doing it or something serious had happened.

Four police men ran inside a rather provocative store to see a man with the same features and hairstyle as Ryuzaki, who seemed to have some bad ties to the Light Yagami case. He was collapsed on the ground with a bag of cakes, a LARGE bag of cakes next to him. Seemed to fit so they arrested him and threw him in the back of the police car with his cakes.

(On a side note if that was really Lawliet they would be quite dead. You don't touch Lawliet's cakes.)

Near smiled at the plan, it couldn't fail...unless. The T.V. suddenly turned on in the middle of his thoughts…

'A man believed to be the kidnapper of Light Yagami is imprisoned. He has asked for his face not to be shown on television.'

'So it could be L or Teru or some innocent guy at the wrong place at the wrong time.' Near sighed and leaned back in his chair. He guessed he had a lot of years left and sighed. How would have get L back….the police were busy so that was a plus. There was one easy way to do this but that option was out since Mello and Matt are here. This was going to be one hellva confusing situation.

"Looks like the police didn't follow us."

"So it might work…for now."

The car zoomed towards an already open gate where Matt and Mello had enough time to barrel roll out of the way before getting hit.

"YOU COULD'VE FUCKING KILLED US!" Mello yelled.

Beyond ignored him and parked somewhere off to the side of the mansion with his lovers and the young annoying little brats following him. He could do without them but they needed to find Near and only Matt and Mello would know how.

"Hey are you even fucking-"Mellos sentence his cut off when a small bar of chocolate was pushed gently into his mouth. BB gave his a slightly lustful look, fingers pressed to Mello's pink lips quickly quieting him. Matt tried to ignore it but the scene was making his pants tight and his video game character die.

"Mells….."

"…Huh?" Mello responded, somewhat here and somewhat not. He was thinking about Beyond, he looked so sexy all of a sudden….sort of of...shoujo-ish…

"You're drooling. And I can tell it's not for the chocolate." Matt said quietly after Beyond walked away. He only whispered once they were out of earshot of the three older men.

"…." Mello blushed and closed his eyes, tripping on a step and falling into the arm of, whom else, Beyond.

"Now now Mells….You should keep your eyes open." Beyond gave him a peck on the forehead and Mello nearly fainted. Matt thought he would kill the retarded blank haired bitch for a moment then realized he was getting jealous.

'I never finished my apology…..' an audible sigh escaped Matt's lips while Mello went inside, following Beyond like some mindless puppet. Matt followed after with Light behind him carrying a lot of the bags.

"Don't worry Matt." Matt looked behind him. Kira was smiling at him warmly almost…motherly?

"What are you talking about?"

"Mells and Beyond don't fit each other. Beyond is too sarcastic so they'll get in a fight soon-" He was cut off by the screaming voice of a very pissed off Mello. "Right on time I suppose."

"Hehehe…..Light-kun?"

"Hmmm?" Matt got on his tip toes and tongue kissed the honey haired serial killer. He tasted like….coffee with a hint of mint…somewhat addictive. Light set the bags down as carefully as he could without disturbing Matt, then pushed him away by the shoulders.

"Matt, what are you-"Light was cut off once more when Matt grabbed him by his shirt and pulled him into another kiss.

"Hands off!" Beyond yelled, his left face covered in a thin layer of semi dried blood. Matt didn't move an inch, and Light didn't want to hurt him so he tried his best to pry the younger boys hand off of his shirt to no avail. It only made Matt moan and thrust his tongue ever deeper inside the older man's warm mouth, that is until a pale hand grabbed him by his hair and wrenched him away so hard that stands of hair came loose from his head.

"I don't fucking repeat himself."

"Ahh…you're hurting me you prick!" Matt struggled against the hand that followed around constantly pulling his hair to the point where he though he would bleed.

"You're lucky I'm in a good mood today. Don't fucking touch what not yours."

"Follow your own damn rule!"

"You haven't claimed him yet. Moron." Beyond pushed him inside where he fell flat on his face. Beyond was right. He hadn't claimed Mello yet. "Oh yes and if you don't by say maybeeee….tomorrow I will." Beyond said casually, walking past the stunned red head, stopping only to drop his ds and nearly break it. Light looked down at him whispering a quiet apology then ran after Beyond.

Mells was upstairs holding a gift for Beyond, he wanted to give him something special something he'd like and there's nothing that Beyond loves more then Strawberry jam. He put the small package by the door which held some of the jam Misa made him, warmed up and sweeten with extra sugar from the upstairs kitchen. He left it outside Beyond's door then headed back upstairs to his room.

Beyond came upstairs, seeing a flash of yellow hair and a see through plastic bowl, closed, filled with strawberry jam.

(((Nice job genius, now he has a crush on you and here comes the redhead. Ooooh he looks mad.)))

He sighed and felt like murdering someone. Ryuk, the king of being a major PAIN IN THE FUCKING ASS, had arrived.

'Roll out the red carpet of stupidity and come on down Ryuk; you've won the piss me the fuck off award.' He quickly glared at Ryuk before looking over to Matt, who looked down at the package of jam and smiled.

"You know what? You can fucking have him. Little pussy."

"I'm going to tell him you said that."

Matt gave a hearty laugh, "Like I care."

"You have to share the room with him and I have access to the electrical power of you room, meaning no Xbox or TV."

Matt laughed and waved his handheld up in the air with an aura of victory. "Still got my D-"Beyond snatched it out of his hands with a swipe and pocketed it, then picked up the gift from Mello, and calmly walked back into his room

"Tell him to come down here…then I'll consider giving you this back." Matt lunged at him at the same moment Beyond kicked the door close. Matt banged face first and felt his face, he had a nosebleed. Great.

He stomped up a few steps towards the third floor and yelled, "Mello GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE." Mello peeked out of his room, no longer in a trance like state from being smoothed over by BB.

"What's got your lace panties covered in blood?"

"First off, you're the most feminine looking guy on the face of the planet, that coming from you makes me want to LAUGH MY ASS OFF. Secondly, it may have something to do with this NOSEBLEED your fucking Prince Charming gave me, third he wants you downstairs. Now." Matt quickly walked towards his room (Yes HIS room, he sure as hell wasn't going to let Mello into it any time soon) and pushed the younger blonde boy out.

Mello went downstairs towards Beyond room, then stood in front of the door for a few moments

'I don't know if I should…I mean…Matt is pissed off enough…' Mello's thoughts were interrupted by the door opening to reveal Light and Lawliet who smiled at him brightly.

"Oh…its you. Come in."

Mello entered Beyond's room. Canopy bed, fancy wood floor, fancier wooden door, fanciest everything else. He was somewhat impressed; it reminded him of his room at Wammy's. He looked at the man lying in the canopy bed, covering in black silk sheets with dark gray see-through sheet handing from the canopy only making the figure look even sexier. Beyond laid there, in all of his sex-god glory.

Mello moaned quietly at the sight. Beyond was dripping wet with a clear substance. Sweat, perfume, water, who cared? He looked hot as hell. He heard a slurp and looked ever to see Beyond feasting on the jam that he had gotten. Light and Lawliet quietly stepped out to continue step 2: Get matt jealous from the sounds.

Hurhurhurhurhurhur HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK LOLZORS CLIFFHANGERS. This chapter was over 3.5k words and was unfinished today so I just decided to split it.