The Truth
And so, dear reader, that is my story…
This is my story…
This is just a story…
Nothing…
Hehehehehehe…
My name is Scooby Doo…
Hahahahahaha...
…and this is the story of how I died…
Ratatata…Ratatata…
…and this is the story of how I lived…
…damn fool, that Britty…
…and this is the story of how I lied…
Here lies Brittanicus…
…Kaiser Wilhelm von Shakespeurtin III…
What are you?…
…Liar…
Keheheh…kahahaha…
It's all an illusion…
Hee hee hee…
The Kaiser…myself…and…
"The hallway…that blasted hallway…"
…You.
The story's over for now! Thanks for reading, everyone, and make sure you keep an eye out for Scooby's next adventure – the Hippos are coming…
