Tired of It

Sirius was tired of it. He had learned how to deal with a love struck James, but a love struck Lily was a different story. She would come up to Sirius and talk to him. It wasn't the normal chick giggle that he hated, but it was the type where he could tell she was actually trying to get to know him. He assumed it was to either get closer to James, or she knew something that would happen in the future that he could only suspect.

Sirius entered the Common Room and sat in his favorite chair by the fire, only to plop down on a something. Sirius jumped up to see a crushed Lily with her flaming red hair splayed everywhere and her green eyes filled with a mix of hate and something else looking straight past Sirius. Sirius turned around trying to find the source of this hate and found James sitting in the corner with a pretty 5th year.

"You know he's just tutoring her right?" Sirius asked Lily sitting on the arm of her chair.

"Yeah that might be what he's doing, but that bimbo hasn't learned a single thing since they started." Lily snarled.

Sirius had never seen Lily look at anyone besides James with that much hate but there was another emotion he saw. Was that emotion, jealousy? He was tired of it, Lily and James needed to get together soon before he went crazy. He saw a plan forming inside his head. Sirius was going to need Remus, Peter, Frank, some house-elves, some rope, a muggle stereo, and some Peppermint Imps. This was going to be a good plan.

Before he could even begin to look for any of this, Lily stood up in a huff and stormed over to James and the girl. She stood directly in front of them and slammed her hands down on the desk. "Listen chick," Lily said with such an attitude that Sirius grew appreciation for her, "I don't know what you think you're doing but he clearly isn't interested so go take your stick straight hair, clown makeup, and trying too hard clothes back to your room. I really don't think James would mind since you obviously haven't learned a single thing of Charms. Oh and next time, wear more clothes because I don't want the First Years scarred for life." Lily finished with her voice going into a deadly whisper that Sirius had to lean in to hear.

The girl gave Lily a death glare that Lily held back with surprising force. The 5th year finally got up from her chair, grabbed her book and tried to shoulder bump Lily when she walked by. Lily; however, was standing so firm that the girl left to her room rubbing her shoulder.

"And you," Lily said turning to James with a look of irritation and a voice that if it went much higher only bats would hear, "I knew that you were oblivious, but are you really that dense not to notice that the girl was flirting with you? You obviously have no clue when a girl is trying to get you to ask her out! I'm tired of it! A girl can sit there and try and try to get your attention but no, you have to be oblivious to when a girl likes you!"

James finally shut Lily up when he grabbed her by the waist and pulled her into a kiss. Sirius was glad that Lily finally stopped screeching' but he could deal without his brother and Lily kissing in the middle of the Common Room. He turned his back to the happy couple to grab a piece of chocolate cake lying on the coffee table.

"Go with me to Hogsmeade?" he heard James ask.

"Of course," Lily said with a slight giggle.