Fang: Fang and Boony here, and we would like to welcome you to another episode of...
Boony and Fang: THE ULTIMATE HTF TRUTH OR DARE!
Boony: To be honest, I'm surprised we haven't been cancelled yet.
Fang: I know, we must have some weird fans. Oh well, on to the first entry.
Boony: Our first entry to day comes from Sskittykat on DA, she has one dare.
DARES:
For Flaky: Play 7 minutes in heaven with Flippy and Lifty.
Fang: Oooo, that's a good one. (looks at Flaky with a wide grin)
Flaky: What?
Boony: You get to play 7 minutes in heaven with Flippy and Lifty.
Flaky: O_O
Flippy and Lifty: AWESOME!
Flaky: I don't know if I'm going to like this.
Flippy and Lifty: (drags her into closet)
(hears moaning and screaming for the next 7 minutes)
Flippy: (exits closet) That was fun.
Lifty: Yeah it was, but those quills hurt. (pulls a few quills out of his ass)
Flaky: Sorry, but I'm a porcupine so what do you expect.
Boony: Okay. On to the next one.
Fang: Our next entry comes from Wolfgang21, but be fore we get started we have Wolfgang here to read them.
(black wolf with silver bangs wearing a white button shirt with black vest, red tie and black fedora carrying a sword cane walks in)
Wolfgang: Hello everybody and thanks for having me on the show.
Boony: No prob thanks for coming.
Wolfgang: Okay now my entry has:
TRUTHS:
For Sniffles: Just admit that you suck at eating ants, since they always kill you.
For Cuddles: Would you marry Fang if givin the chance?
DARES:
For Lakey & Flipqpy: Go rape Giggles Then fight Chuck Norris to see how long you will last.
For Petunia: Please go on a date with me.
For Shifty: Try to steal some thing from an ass raping inmate, Pass you get $100,000. Fail lets just hope you don't.
For Fliqpy: Fight with me to the death, I'm just as deadly as you but I'm still sane.
Wolfgang: This is going to be fun. Sniffles, admit you suck at eating ants.
Sniffles: I know I do. But I will not give up. (goes and tries to eat ants but gets killed)
Wolfgang: Moron. So Cuddles, would you marry Fang if givin the chance?
Cuddles: Umm. (looks at Toothy)
Toothy: If you say yes you are a dead bunny.
Cuddles: (nervous) Uh no I wouldn't, I love Giggles and only Giggles.
Giggles: Aww. (hugs Cuddles) Your so sweet.
Wolfgang: Okay on to the dares. The first one is for Lakey and Fliqpy. (pulls out a fire cracker and baby chick, tosses the baby chick to Flaky, pops fire cracker)
Fliqpy: What do you want?
Wolfgang: Well you and Lakey have a couple of dares.
Lakey: What are they?
Wolfgang: You both have to go rape Giggles, then after that ya'll have to fight Chuck Norris.
Fliqpy and Lakey: Alright. (drags a screaming Giggles into a side room)
(screaming can be heard coming from the room)
Cuddles: NNNOOOO! T_T
(Fliqpy and Lakey come out covered in blood)
Lakey: She tried fighting back so we stabbed her 248 times.
Fliqpy: I think I love you. (kisses Lakey)
Lakey: (shoves him off) Don't touch.
Wolfgang: Now you have to fight Chuck Norris.
Fliqpy and Lakey: Bring it on.
(Chuck Norris breaks through the wall)
Chuck Norris: Did someone challenge me?
Fliqpy and Lakey: WE DID!
C.N.: And what do you expect to do to me?
Fliqpy: Watch and find out.
(Fliqpy and Lakey charge at Chuck Norris, he dodges and hits them both with round house kicks)
C.N.: I need more of a challenge then you 2.
Lakey: Oh really. (throws quills at his face, but they just bounce off) WTF!
C.N.: I'm Chuck Norris, remember. It's gonna take more then some quills to stop me.
Fliqpy: How a bout a knife. (goes to stab Chuck Norris but his knife breaks on contact) What in the hell are you made of?
C.N.: For me to know and you to fell the pain. (round house kicks them both thru a wall)
Fliqpy and Lakey: We give up!
Wolfgang: Thanks Chuck.
C.N.: No prob. (leaves)
Wolfgang: Our next dare is for Petunia. (looks at Petunia) Go on a date with me.
Petunia: Okay, you're handsome.
Handy: O_O
Wolfgang: Okay we will go after my entry is over. (gives her a kiss)
Handy: (pissed off)
Petunia: Okay see you then.
Wolfgang: Okay Shifty, the next dare is for you. You have to go steal some thing from an ass raping inmate. If you pass I will give you $100,000.
Shifty: And if I fail?
Wolfgang: Lets just hope you don't.
Shifty: I won't. (goes to steal something from said someone)
Wolfgang: (calls the inmate and lets him know about Shifty) This will be interesting.
(in the inmates cell)
Shifty: Now what could i steal?
Inmate: Hello beautiful. (grabs Shifty)
Shifty: W-what are you gonna do to me?
Inmate: Fun things my new little pet.(starts raping him)
Shifty: HELP!
(back at the studio)
Wolfgang: (snaps his fingers and Shifty is back) Did you have fun?
Shifty: (runs away screaming)
Wolfgang: I will take that as a yes. Next up is Fliqpy, you get to fight me to the death.
Fliqpy: Piece of cake.
Nutty: Did someone say cake.
Boony: You still can't have any you still have 2 more months till you can have sweets.
Nutty: T_T
Wolfgang: Shall we start.
Fliqpy: After you.
Wolfgang: (charges at Fliqpy with his sword)
Fliqpy: (dogdes and counter attacks with his bowie knife)
Wolfgang: (blocks the strike and punches Fliqpy in the nose)
Fliqpy: You son of a bitch.
Lakey: Kick his ass Fliqpy.
Fliqpy: I'm trying.
Wolfgang: You will find that I am a rather worthy aponent.
Fliqpy: Whatever. (charges toward Wolfgang wth his knife out)
Wolfgang: (dodges but misses the secondary attack and gets sliced across the side)
Good shot.
Fliqpy: You will see that I ain't no slacker either. (gets back in a fighting stance)
Wolfgang: It is going to take more then a mere flesh wound to stop me though. (prepares to attack)
Fliqpy: (charges at him, but he dodges it spins a round and slices Fliqpy across the back) Ahhh, shit that hurt.
Wolfgang: Whats wrong, not use to getting hurt? (laughs at Fliqpy)
Fliqpy: No, I'm not use to someone who fights back. (charges again, buck gets wacked across the head)
Wolfgang: Maybe if you fought more with skill than anger, you might actually have a chance in this fight.
Fliqpy: (gets pissed off) I'LL SHOW YOU SKILL!
(igh goes on for another 2 hours, bith are covered in cuts and gashes but are still standing)
Boony: This has gone on long enough, you said figt to the death right?
Wolfgang: Yeah why?
Boony: (pulls out shot gun and kills both of them, snaps his fingers and brings them back) There ya'll both died so it's a tie.
Fliqpy and Wolfgang: Fine
Fliqpy: You are a pretty good fighter.
Wolfgang: As are you. (to Petunia) You ready for our date?
Petunia: Yeah.
Wolfgang: (leaving with Petunia) Thnx for having me. She will be back later.
Boony: Okay that was pretty interesting, who is next?
Fang: Next we have Breezywez on DA. He to has come to be a special guest host.
(in walks a brown cat wearing a blue lettermans jacket with a red b on the front)
Raphael: Thnx for having me out here.
Boony: No prob, we love having guests. (cough not)
Fang: Don't listen to him, but it is a pleasure.
Raphael: Well thnx again, now my entry was:
DARES:
For Fliqpy: Don't kill or harm Disco Bear for the rest of the fanfic (well, at least until the end)
For Disco Bear: Give lap dances to both Pop and Flaky (couldn't really decide between them)
For Nutty, Toothy, Disco Bear, Flippy, and Russell: Sing an One Direction song
For Flipqy: Kill the hosts of the show
For Lumpy: Kiss or do whatever you want to Russell
TRUTHS:
For All: How are y'all enjoying this cool little show so far?
Okay Fliqpy, your dare is to not kill or harm Disco Bear for the rest of this episode.
Fliqpy: I won't promise any thing.
Raphael: Okay Disco Bear, give a lap dance to Pops and Flaky.
Disco Bear: Oh Yeah.
(starts giving a lap dance, Pops and Flaky throw up)
Fliqpy: I'm finding it hard to keep my dare.
Raphael: Okay Disco Bear, your done. Next is Nutty, D.B., Toothy, Flippy, and Russell, ya'll have to sing a One Direction song.
All of them: Who?
Raphael: Look it up on youtube.
All of them: (looked it up on youtube) Okay.
(they sing it flawlessly, fangirls bust down the door thinking they're One Direction)
Fangirls: Get them!
(guys start running)
Raphael: That was different, Okay Fliqpy Kill the Hosts of the shows.
Fliqpy: (escapes the fangirls) With pleasure.
Fang: Wait, let me give Toothy some thing first.
Fliqpy: Okay but hurry.
Fang: (gives Toothy a glass ball) This is to bring us back after he kills us.
Toothy: Okay. (kisses Fang) I love you.
Fang: I love you to. (to Fliqpy) Okay I'm ready.
Fliqpy: This will be fun. (kills all the hosts, including Raphael)
Toothy: (throws glass ball on ground, all the hosts come back)
Fang: (hugs Toothy) It worked!
Raphael: That was painful but worth it. Okay Lumpy, Do what ever you want to Russell.
Lumpy: Okay. (picks Russell up) Come on we are going to make love.
Russell: YAR, NOOOOO! (stabs Lumpy with his hook, and escapes)
Raphael: Okay now for the truths, to everybody, what do ya'll think of this show?
Everybody: WE HATE IT!
Raphael: Why?
Sniffles: Because they make us do stuff we don't want to.
Raphael: Okay understood, well thats it thnx for letting me host.
Boony: No prob.
Fang: Hope you had fun.
Raphael: I did ans thnx again. (leaves)
Fang: Well thats it for this episode of
Boony and Fang: THE ULTIMATE HTF TRUTH OR DARES!
Boony: Don't forget to send in your dares or truths.
Fang: They can be for any body bu the special guests, and join us next time
Both: GOOD NIGHT!
(I will only do one special guest per episode from now on)
