Fang: Fang and Boony here, and we would like to welcome you to another episode of...

Boony and Fang: THE ULTIMATE HTF TRUTH OR DARE!

Boony: To be honest, I'm surprised we haven't been cancelled yet.

Fang: I know, we must have some weird fans. Oh well, on to the first entry.

Boony: Our first entry to day comes from Sskittykat on DA, she has one dare.

DARES:
For Flaky: Play 7 minutes in heaven with Flippy and Lifty.

Fang: Oooo, that's a good one. (looks at Flaky with a wide grin)

Flaky: What?

Boony: You get to play 7 minutes in heaven with Flippy and Lifty.

Flaky: O_O

Flippy and Lifty: AWESOME!

Flaky: I don't know if I'm going to like this.

Flippy and Lifty: (drags her into closet)

(hears moaning and screaming for the next 7 minutes)

Flippy: (exits closet) That was fun.

Lifty: Yeah it was, but those quills hurt. (pulls a few quills out of his ass)

Flaky: Sorry, but I'm a porcupine so what do you expect.

Boony: Okay. On to the next one.

Fang: Our next entry comes from Wolfgang21, but be fore we get started we have Wolfgang here to read them.

(black wolf with silver bangs wearing a white button shirt with black vest, red tie and black fedora carrying a sword cane walks in)

Wolfgang: Hello everybody and thanks for having me on the show.

Boony: No prob thanks for coming.

Wolfgang: Okay now my entry has:

TRUTHS:
For Sniffles: Just admit that you suck at eating ants, since they always kill you.
For Cuddles: Would you marry Fang if givin the chance?

DARES:
For Lakey & Flipqpy: Go rape Giggles Then fight Chuck Norris to see how long you will last.
For Petunia: Please go on a date with me.
For Shifty: Try to steal some thing from an ass raping inmate, Pass you get $100,000. Fail lets just hope you don't.
For Fliqpy: Fight with me to the death, I'm just as deadly as you but I'm still sane.

Wolfgang: This is going to be fun. Sniffles, admit you suck at eating ants.

Sniffles: I know I do. But I will not give up. (goes and tries to eat ants but gets killed)

Wolfgang: Moron. So Cuddles, would you marry Fang if givin the chance?

Cuddles: Umm. (looks at Toothy)

Toothy: If you say yes you are a dead bunny.

Cuddles: (nervous) Uh no I wouldn't, I love Giggles and only Giggles.

Giggles: Aww. (hugs Cuddles) Your so sweet.

Wolfgang: Okay on to the dares. The first one is for Lakey and Fliqpy. (pulls out a fire cracker and baby chick, tosses the baby chick to Flaky, pops fire cracker)

Fliqpy: What do you want?

Wolfgang: Well you and Lakey have a couple of dares.

Lakey: What are they?

Wolfgang: You both have to go rape Giggles, then after that ya'll have to fight Chuck Norris.

Fliqpy and Lakey: Alright. (drags a screaming Giggles into a side room)

(screaming can be heard coming from the room)

Cuddles: NNNOOOO! T_T

(Fliqpy and Lakey come out covered in blood)

Lakey: She tried fighting back so we stabbed her 248 times.

Fliqpy: I think I love you. (kisses Lakey)

Lakey: (shoves him off) Don't touch.

Wolfgang: Now you have to fight Chuck Norris.

Fliqpy and Lakey: Bring it on.

(Chuck Norris breaks through the wall)

Chuck Norris: Did someone challenge me?

Fliqpy and Lakey: WE DID!

C.N.: And what do you expect to do to me?

Fliqpy: Watch and find out.

(Fliqpy and Lakey charge at Chuck Norris, he dodges and hits them both with round house kicks)

C.N.: I need more of a challenge then you 2.

Lakey: Oh really. (throws quills at his face, but they just bounce off) WTF!

C.N.: I'm Chuck Norris, remember. It's gonna take more then some quills to stop me.

Fliqpy: How a bout a knife. (goes to stab Chuck Norris but his knife breaks on contact) What in the hell are you made of?

C.N.: For me to know and you to fell the pain. (round house kicks them both thru a wall)

Fliqpy and Lakey: We give up!

Wolfgang: Thanks Chuck.

C.N.: No prob. (leaves)

Wolfgang: Our next dare is for Petunia. (looks at Petunia) Go on a date with me.

Petunia: Okay, you're handsome.

Handy: O_O

Wolfgang: Okay we will go after my entry is over. (gives her a kiss)

Handy: (pissed off)

Petunia: Okay see you then.

Wolfgang: Okay Shifty, the next dare is for you. You have to go steal some thing from an ass raping inmate. If you pass I will give you $100,000.

Shifty: And if I fail?

Wolfgang: Lets just hope you don't.

Shifty: I won't. (goes to steal something from said someone)

Wolfgang: (calls the inmate and lets him know about Shifty) This will be interesting.

(in the inmates cell)

Shifty: Now what could i steal?

Inmate: Hello beautiful. (grabs Shifty)

Shifty: W-what are you gonna do to me?

Inmate: Fun things my new little pet.(starts raping him)

Shifty: HELP!

(back at the studio)

Wolfgang: (snaps his fingers and Shifty is back) Did you have fun?

Shifty: (runs away screaming)

Wolfgang: I will take that as a yes. Next up is Fliqpy, you get to fight me to the death.

Fliqpy: Piece of cake.

Nutty: Did someone say cake.

Boony: You still can't have any you still have 2 more months till you can have sweets.

Nutty: T_T

Wolfgang: Shall we start.

Fliqpy: After you.

Wolfgang: (charges at Fliqpy with his sword)

Fliqpy: (dogdes and counter attacks with his bowie knife)

Wolfgang: (blocks the strike and punches Fliqpy in the nose)

Fliqpy: You son of a bitch.

Lakey: Kick his ass Fliqpy.

Fliqpy: I'm trying.

Wolfgang: You will find that I am a rather worthy aponent.

Fliqpy: Whatever. (charges toward Wolfgang wth his knife out)

Wolfgang: (dodges but misses the secondary attack and gets sliced across the side)
Good shot.

Fliqpy: You will see that I ain't no slacker either. (gets back in a fighting stance)

Wolfgang: It is going to take more then a mere flesh wound to stop me though. (prepares to attack)

Fliqpy: (charges at him, but he dodges it spins a round and slices Fliqpy across the back) Ahhh, shit that hurt.

Wolfgang: Whats wrong, not use to getting hurt? (laughs at Fliqpy)

Fliqpy: No, I'm not use to someone who fights back. (charges again, buck gets wacked across the head)

Wolfgang: Maybe if you fought more with skill than anger, you might actually have a chance in this fight.

Fliqpy: (gets pissed off) I'LL SHOW YOU SKILL!

(igh goes on for another 2 hours, bith are covered in cuts and gashes but are still standing)

Boony: This has gone on long enough, you said figt to the death right?

Wolfgang: Yeah why?

Boony: (pulls out shot gun and kills both of them, snaps his fingers and brings them back) There ya'll both died so it's a tie.

Fliqpy and Wolfgang: Fine

Fliqpy: You are a pretty good fighter.

Wolfgang: As are you. (to Petunia) You ready for our date?

Petunia: Yeah.

Wolfgang: (leaving with Petunia) Thnx for having me. She will be back later.

Boony: Okay that was pretty interesting, who is next?

Fang: Next we have Breezywez on DA. He to has come to be a special guest host.

(in walks a brown cat wearing a blue lettermans jacket with a red b on the front)

Raphael: Thnx for having me out here.

Boony: No prob, we love having guests. (cough not)

Fang: Don't listen to him, but it is a pleasure.

Raphael: Well thnx again, now my entry was:

DARES:

For Fliqpy: Don't kill or harm Disco Bear for the rest of the fanfic (well, at least until the end)
For Disco Bear: Give lap dances to both Pop and Flaky (couldn't really decide between them)
For Nutty, Toothy, Disco Bear, Flippy, and Russell: Sing an One Direction song
For Flipqy: Kill the hosts of the show
For Lumpy: Kiss or do whatever you want to Russell

TRUTHS:

For All: How are y'all enjoying this cool little show so far?

Okay Fliqpy, your dare is to not kill or harm Disco Bear for the rest of this episode.

Fliqpy: I won't promise any thing.

Raphael: Okay Disco Bear, give a lap dance to Pops and Flaky.

Disco Bear: Oh Yeah.

(starts giving a lap dance, Pops and Flaky throw up)

Fliqpy: I'm finding it hard to keep my dare.

Raphael: Okay Disco Bear, your done. Next is Nutty, D.B., Toothy, Flippy, and Russell, ya'll have to sing a One Direction song.

All of them: Who?

Raphael: Look it up on youtube.

All of them: (looked it up on youtube) Okay.

(they sing it flawlessly, fangirls bust down the door thinking they're One Direction)

Fangirls: Get them!

(guys start running)

Raphael: That was different, Okay Fliqpy Kill the Hosts of the shows.

Fliqpy: (escapes the fangirls) With pleasure.

Fang: Wait, let me give Toothy some thing first.

Fliqpy: Okay but hurry.

Fang: (gives Toothy a glass ball) This is to bring us back after he kills us.

Toothy: Okay. (kisses Fang) I love you.

Fang: I love you to. (to Fliqpy) Okay I'm ready.

Fliqpy: This will be fun. (kills all the hosts, including Raphael)

Toothy: (throws glass ball on ground, all the hosts come back)

Fang: (hugs Toothy) It worked!

Raphael: That was painful but worth it. Okay Lumpy, Do what ever you want to Russell.

Lumpy: Okay. (picks Russell up) Come on we are going to make love.

Russell: YAR, NOOOOO! (stabs Lumpy with his hook, and escapes)

Raphael: Okay now for the truths, to everybody, what do ya'll think of this show?

Everybody: WE HATE IT!

Raphael: Why?

Sniffles: Because they make us do stuff we don't want to.

Raphael: Okay understood, well thats it thnx for letting me host.

Boony: No prob.

Fang: Hope you had fun.

Raphael: I did ans thnx again. (leaves)

Fang: Well thats it for this episode of

Boony and Fang: THE ULTIMATE HTF TRUTH OR DARES!

Boony: Don't forget to send in your dares or truths.

Fang: They can be for any body bu the special guests, and join us next time

Both: GOOD NIGHT!

(I will only do one special guest per episode from now on)