AN: Fags 2 Angel 4 da help! U rok!1
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Da next day I woke up. I pot on a sexy bra wit leather, leather stocfkiings, hihg heeled booots, a mini witf goffik girl on da butt, n a lether red corset. I went doonstairz. Den I gapsed. My goffik metal band XnobodyXBloodyXSomebodyXTearz wuz standing dere. Da members are Vanitas, Ven, Sora, Riku, Jenny, Diabolo, and Satan. Diabolo and Satan used 2 be kalled Axel and Roxas, butt it rruns oot dere dad wuz a vampir. He raped them b4 illlling kimself by slitting hiz rists. Only 2day Sora nad Riku werent cumming, so we wrte sum songz instead. Dey were slitting dere rsitsm but dey woldingt die, cuz u can only kill a vampri with sunlight or a stake.
We were singing a cover of Bring me 2 life and at the end I burst in2 tears. "Akutelle, are you okay?" said Jenny scaredly. "What the fuck do u think? Well, Xehanort came and the fucking bastard told me to kill Ven!1 But I dont wanna kill him, cuz hes really nice even if he did go out wit Vanitas BUT IF IDNOT KILL VEN DEN XEAHNORT WILL FUKING KILL VANITAS!1" I bust into tearz of blood. I ran off da stage and in2 mah bedroom. Vanitas banged on da door. I weeped and weeped and tok out a steak to commit suicide. I wuz so deprezzed!1 Suddenly Ansem stomped in. "What have you done!" he started to cry in a wise way. "Akutelle Sora and Riku have been found dead in their houses. They contempted suicide by slitting their rists."
"!1!11111111!111111" I yelled loudly. I summoned my Keyblade and wuz about to stab myslef 2 free my heart (I can cuz im a keyblade mastor). Ansem grabbed it away. I went downstairz, and everyone wuz crying tearz of bhlood. Suddenly Ven screamd and grabbed his head. He fell down on da stage. 5 minutes passed. Den he gut back up. "Wut happened?" I asked seductivley. "I had a vision!1" screamed Ven. "I saw it!" "Wut? I asked." "I know where Sora and Riku r!1" He paused dramatically. "...Xehanort is tortoring dem!1"
…...I gapsed.
