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8. boys like scopperloit...

10 minutes later

Mmmm... I can see my gorgey Dave the Tart. Bugger... Just realised, I'm wearing joggerbums and some old hoody. Dave can't see me like this.

Hmmm... He's talking to Hun- I mean Tom. Wonder what they're talking about?

3:45 pm

I'm a genius, if I do say so myself.

Hiding behind a newspaper, slowly edging closer to Dave and Tom.

1 minute later

I can hear them now.

'Mate, listen to yourself. That's like telling RoRo, that she's not really a Viking.'

'And you think, I don't know that... If I tell Jas, that I don't what to wait: then she'll get upset and start ignoring me. I've tried to bring it up before; but she just started talking about Elks.'

'Look, listen to Jack the Biscuit... Just tell Jazzy, that you love her and wanna dance the ole' Full Monty with her. That's what I told Kittykat.'

'Yeah, but Jas isn't Gee. And I'm not you.'

Ekk... They're talking about Hunky and Po doing number 10.

1 minute later

I'm going to need a bucket load of therapy, after listening to Tom and Dave.

'Maybe it's for the best... I'm not even sure, if I'm going to be around for much longer. Mum's talking about moving back to London, so she can see more of Robbie.' What? Hunky may be moving.

'Have you told Jas yet?'

'No... I can't. You saw what state Gee was in, when Robbie first moved away. They hadn't even been dating that long. It'll break Jas' heart.'

3:55 pm

Ekk... They've seen me.

Dave walked over to me

'What's your problem...? Do you think it's tres amusant to eavesdrop?' He sounded vair annoyed. He pushed the newspaper away from my face, but when he saw it was me, his inner goldfish came out. 'Kittykat...' Tom froze, before starting to dither.

'H... How- How... m-much of the-that... I mean, did you hear... what we said?' I blushed.

'Erm... yep.' I popped the 'p'.

'Please don't tell Jas... She has to hear it from me.'

4:00 pm, Inside Jennings

Tom sold me some apples, whilst Dave calmed him down.

'Kittykat's not going to tell Jazzy. As you said, she's not Jas.'

'Hey...' I slowly backed out of the shop, as Tom and Dave started to argue.

'I never mentioned anything about Gee using you, so don't pick on Jas.'

'I wasn't, she's just a little loose lipped.'

'Well. At least she's not a slag... You've only been dating Gee for a few days. And you've already had her in bed.'

'But she's brave enough to show me how she feels... Look. If you're just going to call my Kittykat names, then I don't wanna talk to you.'

1 minute later

Dave came out the shop, with a smug grin on his face.

'Would you like me to walk you home?' I nodded, meaning he took my hand. That smug grin was definitely fake, because it disappeared as soon as I asked him, if he wanted to talk about it.

'So, have you and Tom argued before?'

'Only once: when he said, that I was too good for you.' I smirked.

'Nice to know ole' Tom has my back.'

'Gee, it's not funny.' Oh no... Dave the Un-laughs here.

'No, it's not. But he'll come around: he's stressed out about Jas.'

'Hmmm... Do you think I'm a slag?' I laughed.

'Dave, he meant me.' Yay... Dave's smiling again.

'But Kittykat, you're not a slag. Slag's don't have big conks.' Cheek sod.

4:10 pm

Running after Dave.

Gadzooks... Dave runs fast.

1 minute later

He's stopped to wait for me next to the phone box. I was completely out of puff, meaning he laughed at me. I clutched my knees, else I'd have fallen fall on my bum-oley.

'Kittykat... Are you alright?' I nodded, whilst panting.

'Give me a second.'

2 minutes later

Snogging Dave.

Number 6.

5 minutes later

Jools and Rollo appeared out of nowhere.

'Trying to reach number 10 again Davey boy, or this number 11.'

Number 11? What is Rollo on?

'Number 11?' Wow... Jools has a touch of Mystic Meg about her.

'Duh... The Full Monty (Outdoors)' Jools and Me have gone goldfish. That's disgusting: you can't number 10 outdoors. And Rollo isn't allowed to add to the snogging scale.

'Rollo, that's disgusting. Only hookers do the Full Monty outdoors.'

'Well, that's what Dave's thinking about.'

1 minute later

Wow... Talk about 'How's your father'.

Dave looks vair embarrassed. He dragged Rollo off up the street, leaving Jools and I.

Jools is giggling.

1 minute later

Sitting on the kerb chatting to Jools.

'So, what was it like? Rollo's been talking about it, since we heard from Jas, that you and Dave have... I was asking RoRo, but she just said 'Arr... Well, you see young Julia, boys like scopperloit.' What is a scopperloit?'

'I haven't the foggiest.' RoRo could be such a loon, at times: I doubt that, she even knew what the word meant.

'Did it hurt?'

'No, not really... But I doubt all boys are as gently.' Jools looked really worried about this. I just hoped Rollo didn't force her into it. 'Has Rollo told you, that he loves you?' Jools shook her head.

'No. I really want to tell him, that I love him, but I always turn into Ellen.'

4:30 pm

Dave and Rollo are back. We're sitting between their legs.

'So, girlies, did you talk about Jack the Biscuit whilst he was away?' I smirked.

'No Davey, we didn't.' Dave started to snog my neck.

'Don't deny it Kittykat... le Biscuit is irresistible.' I sighed.

2 minutes later

Jools burst into tears.

1 minute later

Chasing Jools down the street.

'Dave next time we aufs ganze gehen, we're not telling anyone.'

'Oo-er Kittykat, there's going to be a next time.' Cheek cat.

4:40 pm

Jools ran into her house and slammed the door in Rollo's face.

'What did I do?'

'Don't know mate.'

2 minutes later

Jools let me in. I followed her, as she wondered up to her bedroom. She climbed into bed and curled up under the duvet.

'Gee... What am I going to do?'

'Jools, I'm sure he'll wait if you're not ready.'

'What if he can't wait?'

'Jools don't be such a div.'

4:45 pm

Jools phone keeps ringing. It's Rollo, but she won't answering.

1 minute later

Yay... Text from Dave. Yes, I know he's only standing outside.

If Jools doesn't answer her phone, Rollo's going to kick the front door down.

2 minutes later

I've rang Rollo on my phone and put it on speaker, so Jools can hear him.

'Julia... I'm sorry.' I've never ever heard Rollo call Jools by her full name. 'Baby, please speak. I don't even know what I've done wrong.'

1 minute later

Jools came out from under the cover.

'You keep talking about number 10: and I'm not ready for it. You haven't even said you love me. And I haven't even got the guts, to tell you, that I love you.'

1 minute later

Silence.

Jools wiped her eyes.

'Gee, can you stay with me tonight?'

'Sure Jools.'

5:00 pm

We let Rollo and Dave in.

Rollo and Jools are snogging on the sofa.

'Mission accomplished Double 'O' Sex Kitten. Where do the pants take us next?'

'Wherever Jack le Biscuit would like.' Dave chuckled.

1 minute later

Snogging Dave.

5:15 pm

'Georgia... Rollo's going to stay over tonight. Would you like Dave to stay too?'

6:20 pm

Our sleepover has turned into movie night with the boys.

Rollo's picked some scary movie and Dave's making popcorn.

2 minutes later

The popcorn has exploded all over Jools' kitchen.

We all laughed like loons.

Friday, October 28

11:00 am

Bugger... The painter have come early this month.

Dave and I fell to sleep on the sofa, whilst watching the movie last night.

Dave's wearing the popcorn bowl on his head.

1 minute later

Wiggled out of Dave's arms. Poking Jools in the face, because she's snuggled up with Rollo.

1 minute later

Jools fell off the sofa.

'What?'

'Don't have a nervy b. Jools?' Jools got up off her bum-oley.

'What do you want Gee?'

'The painters are in. I need your services.' Rollo opened his eyes.

'What are you two talking about, so early in the morning?' Jools threw him an attractive smile.

'Girls stuff... Go back to sleep.'

11:15 am

Back snuggling with Dave.

My tummy is in aggers.

1 minute later

Dave tried to snog me.

'I don't always want to be, constantly glued to your whelk boy-ish lips!'

1 minute later

Silence. Why did I say that? I didn't mean to shout at him.

He looks really hurt.

11:30 am

I had a full blown argument with Dave the Un-laugh.

'Well, I'm sorry...! You didn't mention that, when we were at number 10!'

'Because you forced yourself on me: then got all upset! I felt sorry for you!'

What am I saying...? Georgia Nicolson, you stop this right now.

'Really? You said you loved me! I thought it was want you wanted!'

'Well, you were wrong?'

'Fine Georgia... But next time you take my virginity tell me that beforehand!'

1 minute later

I'm a humongous prat, on prat tables.

Dave left the room. Jools sent Rollo after him. I fell to the floor and started to blubber.

Why couldn't I keep my stupid mouth shut? Stupid painters, making me say things I didn't mean.

12:00 pm, My bedroom

Jools took me home. She called the rest of the Ace Gang.

We're sitting on my bed. Jas and Mabs have their arms around me.

'He'll calm down Gee... Then he'll forgive you, he always does.'

'Jas, I called him a whelk. And that I didn't really want to go to number 10 with him.'

'Arr... But the Biscuit and Kittykat are meant to be.' RoRo was wearing her stupid beard.

1 minute later

The Ace Gang aren't making me feel better.

Jazzy gave me her midget jems. I ate the whole packet, but still felt mis.

I want my gorgey Dave.

1:10 pm

Ace Gang have gone home to get ready for RoRo's do.

I'm not going.

10 minutes later

Libby's came into my bedroom (aka. The endless pit of despair and disarray).

'GINGEY! WHY CRYING?' Libby has crayons stuffed in her ears. But then again, she always shouts, so the crayons don't really make a difference.

'I had an argument with Dave.'

'WHAT?' I don't even know why I'm telling my loony little sister about my hormonal rage.

'Dave and I had a fight.'

1 minute later

Libby's hugging me.

'BAD BOY! DON'T CRY! I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN GINGEY CRIES!'

Awww... Sisterly love.

2 minutes later

The sisterly love didn't last long. Libby hit me over the head with Lord Sandra.

'BAD BOY! LET LIBBY GO!'

1:32 pm

Watching Angus falling into Mr. and Mrs. Next Door's fountain.

He's knocked it over: smashing the little ceramic birds which are always perched on it.

1 minute later

He's now riding the Prat Poodles around the garden.

Mrs. Next Door is having a nervy b.

1 minute later

The elder loons have taken Libby to visit grandpa, and his knitted girlfriend.

A.N. I'm aiming for around 20 chapters on this specific fanfic. My update speed varies due to other priorities; but generally if there are still people reviewing, I will try and update quickly. I hope you all enjoy this next chapter. Love RoxanneCullen... 3