italics are stage directions Underlined is singing


the majority of the room brightens, and we are back in Crybaby's apartment. She is pacing back and forth

Crybaby: I don't get it! I'm over him, and yet I still have his stuff! It's because it's valuable, right? Genuine cubic zirconium, but what if? grabs the wrist with the bracelet. I'm tired of this, I'm tired of him, and yet I still keep it on. What's wrong with me?

the rest of the room brightens, showing the Delivery guy.

Delivery Guy: Look lady, I just came to deliver a pizza, so... Are you going to pay or not?

Crybaby: Who does he think he is? Messing with a girl's emotions like that, and he knows I'm over emotional! My name is Crybaby, godammit!

Delivery Guy: Yes yes, I'm sorry about your no good ex, but can you just pay already?

Crybaby: Oh, right Gives money to the guy. So, anyways, starts pacing again

he slowly backs up offstage

Crybaby: He was a total verbal abuser, a jerk with a heart of jerk, a egomaniac who cared only for his image! How was I into him!

pauses Well, he wasn't like that at first, he seemed nice. He took me off the streets. Ugh, but it was all an act! What can I do to stop...

da-da da-da-da, da-da da-da-da

Crybaby: What!

Adam: Crybaby..

Crybaby: Ugh, why do you keep calling! I'm not into you!

Adam: Really?

Crybaby: YES REALLY! NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE YOU DICK!

Adam: Jeeze, that was harsh!

Crybaby: GOOD! hangs up

Crybaby: I really need to block his number. thinks for a moment. Maybe I can use that as my first step to end his influence, to killing him in my mind...

stares at the phone for a moment. My condolences, I'll shed a tear with your family. I'll open a bottle up, pour a little bit out in your memory. I'll be at the wake dressed in all black,I'll call out your name but you won't call back. I'll hand a flower to your mother when I say goodbye, 'Cause baby you're dead to me.

doee something with the phone. Okay, step one is complete, and now picks up pic of Adam. I need to kill you. That's the only way to get you out of my head. Oh I need to kill you, to silence all the "sweet little things" you said. I really want to kill you. Wipe you off the face of my earth. And bury your bracelet takes off bracelet Bury your bracelet throws it on the ground Six feet under the dirt stomps on it, you can hear it shatter

Rainy days and black umbrellas. Who's gonna save you now. Can you change from underground. takes the picture, and rips it in half

My condolences,takes knife, and stabs the box of chocolates I'll shed tear with your family. decapites the flowers, using same knife. I'll open a bottle up, takes a bottle Pour a little bit out in your memory. pours it's contents on the stage. I'll be at your wake dressed in all black, I'll call out your name but you won't call back. stabs a card. I'll hand a flower to your mother when I say goodbye. drops flower vase 'Cause baby you're dead to me. I'll mourn when you go. 'Cause baby you're dead to me. thuds are heard I'll mourn you when you go.

Adam: enters Crybaby, why did you block me? Notices damage. Woah, what happened here? Are those my flowers!

Crybaby: Funny you mention that. turns to Adam. Listen, I need to say I'm sorry,

Adam: Great! For what?

Crybaby: laughs. That's the only thing you say when you lose someone.

Adam: What!

Crybaby: I used to say I'm sorry, For all of the stupid shit you've done. approaches Adam.

Adam: Woah babe, you're scaring me.

Crybaby: So now I'm really sorry, Sorry for being the apologetic one. But if I told you again, if I told you again, You would think I was crazy.

Adam: scared, starting to back up. Wait, baby, what's going on? What's wrong with you!

Crybaby: I AM NOT YOUR BABY! And nothing's wrong with me, I've just realized how to get that into your head! So, "baby"

My condolences, I'll shed a tear with your family.

Adam: What?

Crybaby: I'll open a bottle up, Pour a little bit out in your memory. I'll be at the wake dressed in all black, I'll call out your name but you won't call back. I'll hand a flower to your mother when I say goodbye, 'Cause baby you're dead to me.

Adam: You, you mean that in a completely metaphorical way, right?

Crybaby: I'll mourn you when you go. Baby you're dead to me. I'll mourn you when you go. 'Cause baby you dead to me.

Adam: panacking Again, completely metaphorical, right?

Crybaby: How's this for metaphorical? grabs knife. Get out, or I will use this! Oh, and be sure to leave me alone!

Adam: Yes madam! runs offstage.


Crybaby: laughs This is getting good! He'll never bother me again! Hopefully. sits on the couch. I need a break from romance. A small one. Maybe tommorow I'll get back on it...

the room darkens


AUTHOR'S NOTE: That was Dead to Me! Sorry it took so long, I got hit with the curse known as writer's block, a terrible epidemic effecting writers all over the world! Symptoms include: loss of ideas, loss of drive to write, constantly delaying yourself from writing, the list goes on! The only cure is to finish the chapter! But, now that that's over with, reviews!

Wisteria (guest): Thanks for the virtual bunny! I named her Wisteria, and she's now on my profile, if you want to check it out. She helped me overcome my writers block!

Fanfiction'BoutPJIsLife: I always blast Melanie. All of her songs are great! And that's pretty much how Crybaby feels, complete with feelings of being stalked. He's a creep. And you won't be disappointed! I think.

Hope you enjoyed!